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User avatar #1 - starblood (11/02/2013) [-]
His crotch is just a void of darkness
#3 to #1 - chris chris (11/02/2013) [-]
it is so dense it has reached critical mass
User avatar #4 to #3 - thunderkrux ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
But it's so tiny
#6 to #4 - nimithecat ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
It's not about the size, it's about the concentrated mass. A golf ball made of the same material as a neutron star can weigh more than your entire body.

Perhaps asians have evolved to have this. For all we know, their crotches might have more concentrated mass than ours.


Then... that must also mean that asians also have super-compressed mega tits!
User avatar #7 to #6 - thunderkrux ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
The volume of matter in a black hole is extremely small, I was making fun of the size of his penis. I understand that Nuetron stars are denser than the male role of a romantic anime, and to be more accurate, a paperclip sized piece of neutron star can way more than the biggest mouintain in the solar system
User avatar #8 to #7 - nimithecat ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
let's calculate how epicly powerful our boners would be if they were made of the same stuff as neutron stars. Imagine how many chicks we could score.
User avatar #9 to #8 - thunderkrux ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Well if we were somehow immune to the amount of gravity that things carries, we would actually kill or severely injure anyone nearby. If the earth got anywhere near a nuetron star as wide as new york, we would be compressed to less than the thickness of a sheet of paper.
User avatar #10 to #9 - nimithecat ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
So our boners would have such a powerful gravitational pull that all of the single ladies would be orbiting them.

I bet we can even bend light with gravitational lensing!
User avatar #11 to #10 - thunderkrux ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
It's not enough gravity to bend light that significantly. Maybe not even enough to notice, plus with two boners with the same density as a nuetron star we could cause natural disasters whereever we go. The moon is 238,900 miles or 384,400 km with a 3 cm increase every year but it still has enough gravity to effect tides on the other side of the earth which has a diameter of 7,918 miles or 12,472 km. So even just standing on earth proudly displaying our single-lady-orbiting devices, We would pull earths water out of the oceans onto land destroying cities and even drowning not just ourselves but all the single ladys
User avatar #12 to #11 - thunderkrux ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Oh and we would cause massive earthquakes due to the plates of the crust also being attracted to our boners. Don't know about you but I would **** Gaia.
User avatar #13 to #12 - nimithecat ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
who's gaia? o.o

pic pls
User avatar #14 to #13 - thunderkrux ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Gaia in greek mythos was the earth itself, a titan. Many different forms of media portray her differently
#15 to #14 - nimithecat ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
bu-but if it's mother nature, wouldn't that be nature incest?

B-b-but it's forbidden love, sempai
User avatar #16 to #15 - thunderkrux ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Hey, I've got my fetishes and you got your black amputee toilet porn
#17 to #16 - nimithecat ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
OMG how'd you know?
i thought I had that folder hidden in the "music" folder where nobody would look.
Seriously, nobody checks the Music folder for porn.

Just...
just how brilliant can you be?!
User avatar #18 to #17 - thunderkrux ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
I can smell you

I'm creepin around right now

You just can't see me because I've evolved invisiblility.
User avatar #19 to #18 - nimithecat ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
So you're asian then? ninja too?
User avatar #20 to #19 - thunderkrux ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
No I am The Hidden
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