>True Story Bro
>Working at grocery store
>Stocking shelves like a Boss.
>Whistling Dark Horse
>Father and Daughter approach my aisle
>Overhear daughter yelling at phone (Daughter looks 9)
>"Sally is such a Slut, All the guys love her"
>Father does nothing
> (sighs) Shaking my Head
>Father saw me
>"Oh god wut do"
>"Were you just shaking your head at my daughter?!?"
>Palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
>"You got a problem buddy?" daughter says
>"I'm not your buddy guy" I replied
>Daughter is pissed
>Takes out nunchucks from Spongebob backpack
>Does Bruce lee type stunts
>Father angry wants to throw hands
>"You don't want to make me angry...
>...You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." I smirked
>Father and daughter unfazed
>Scream to the heavens
>Muscles bulging, Hair turning yellow, Electricity in the air.
>Achieve Super Saiyan status
>Takes scouter from back pocket
>Performs Roundhouse kicks mid-air
>Hits me in stomach
>Got Abs of steel
>Decides throwing hands was a bad idea
>Daughter becomes terrified
>Fly to daughter
>Pick her up
>"Don't talk bad about other people. Treat others the way you want to be treated. Eat your vegetables and lift."
>Bus pulls up
>Filled with beautiful woman in bikinis
>Katy Perry appears
>"Need a ride?" she says
>Got to be strong
>And I yelled at the bus "Yo, homes smell you later!"
>Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
>To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-air.