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#17 - eggsontoast (07/16/2015) [-]
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User avatar #23 to #17 - nyawgga (07/16/2015) [-]
I haven't orgasm'd in over a month.

I'm trying to build up my dick sensitivity for sex.

And then I see this...goddamnit.
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#24 to #23 - hotpiss (07/16/2015) [-]
>I'm trying to build up my dick sensitivity for sex.

hahaahahah what the **** ?
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User avatar #27 to #24 - nyawgga (07/16/2015) [-]
I wanked too much as a teen and now only my hand really does it for me :/
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#32 to #27 - hotpiss (07/17/2015) [-]
hahaha, that's ******* hilarious dude.

how much is too much? give me an average
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#33 to #32 - nyawgga (07/17/2015) [-]
Honestly your best bet would be once a week, and only once that day

Not only does it build up your inner "chi", but it will make your dick feel that much better, and you'll have something to look forward to at the end of the week.

Let me tell you, by not wanking for a solid month and a half, I've literally become a superstar. It used to be that I was so low energy that I couldn't wank if I wanted to, but now my energy and libido levels are so high that I'm the life of the party.
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#34 to #33 - hotpiss (07/17/2015) [-]
hahaha, whilst that is also hilarious, what I was asking was how much were you masturbating before to mash your dick into an unusable vegetable?
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User avatar #35 to #34 - nyawgga (07/17/2015) [-]
The nights that I DID do it, which was minimum 4 days a week, it was about 3 times a night. I discovered lotion early as a teen so the whole slippery effect from vajayjay's aren't as special :/
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#36 to #35 - hotpiss (07/20/2015) [-]
>the whole slippery effect from vajayjay's aren't as special :/

thank you for this, ******* hilarious.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - redjelloisgood (07/16/2015) [-]
I don't think that's how it works.....
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User avatar #31 to #28 - nyawgga (07/16/2015) [-]
What do you mean? Tonnes of guys have the same problem I do.
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#22 to #17 - emperorehryn (07/16/2015) [-]
Glorious white girl butt master race.
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#18 to #17 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
That amazing roll.
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User avatar #20 to #18 - eggsontoast (07/16/2015) [-]
Right?!
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#21 - gypsydude (07/16/2015) [-]
Holy **** good luck. **** its gonna be a bitch quitting but we know you can do it OP. Don't give up even when you want to.
Holy **** good luck. **** its gonna be a bitch quitting but we know you can do it OP. Don't give up even when you want to.
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#19 - AnonymousDonor (07/16/2015) [-]
so youre gonna upload a before and after picture?

well i guess this is FJ - land of the repost
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#5 - cptbajusz (07/16/2015) [-]
Replace every alcoholic drink with vodka and you will lose weigh faster than light
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#6 to #5 - infectedlamb [OP](07/16/2015) [-]
I thought about it, though i just don't like potatoes
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#7 to #6 - cptbajusz (07/16/2015) [-]
then get Pálinka, it's completely made of fruits!
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#8 to #7 - infectedlamb [OP](07/16/2015) [-]
oh neat! That'll help my alcoholism for sure!
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#9 to #8 - cptbajusz (07/16/2015) [-]
at least it's more healthy than that russian ****
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#10 to #9 - infectedlamb [OP](07/16/2015) [-]
I'mma check it out and replace that with whiskey and beer. I'm sick of drinking whiskey and beer for the past 12 years
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#11 to #10 - cptbajusz (07/16/2015) [-]
It's hungarian, and the best is made in hungary
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#12 to #11 - infectedlamb [OP](07/16/2015) [-]
Ha! Now i actually know what you're talking about. I have a Hungarian friend who somehow brings back Palinka sometimes. She just calls it Hungarian moonshine
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#13 to #12 - cptbajusz (07/16/2015) [-]
AS I know it's almost the same
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#14 to #13 - infectedlamb [OP](07/16/2015) [-]
Yeah its good stuff, but I'm trying to go sober so i'll miss the stuff. Had alot of crazy expieriences on it
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#15 to #14 - cptbajusz (07/16/2015) [-]
I'm happy you enjoyed our little nation's drinks, good luck!
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#16 to #15 - infectedlamb [OP](07/16/2015) [-]
Thanks, brother. If i wasn't an addict, I would have loved to drink more of the stuff. BTW on it my friends and i played a game of tits vs pecks basketball. You don't know fun while playing 3 topless chicks at basketball while drink on Hungarian moonshine
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#29 - idhitjack (07/16/2015) [-]
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#26 - lostabyss (07/16/2015) [-]
good for you man! i started about a month ago and its pretty grueling. dont lose your drive.

also if you quit quit drinking does that mean you are drinking?
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#25 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
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#2 - manoby (07/16/2015) [-]
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**manoby rolled image** this is what you eat to diet
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#3 to #2 - manoby (07/16/2015) [-]
im guessing you are american then
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#4 to #2 - infectedlamb [OP](07/16/2015) [-]
hopefully not yet.
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