The original is actually like this, ill try to find it but OP posted the second version that went around because too many people didn't get the original joke like morons usually do.
I'll explain. Ok the deer to the left got shot because he got the ''Gun Deer's'' fawn too late, but also the deer on the right got shot because he delivered her to early. So he had to get her back on 12:00 point blank
The kind of dad im gonna be is that i'll teach my little boy some MMA to kick anyones ass. And I'd teach my GF's daughter but she doesnt seem to be up for it.
Actually just knowing how to throw a proper punch can do a lot of good in a street fight, most people dont know even that. Add a proper hook and knee and you beat 50% of people in the street.
people who arent actually good have trouble controlling their nerves in real life and forget proper form. And even i they can keep up proper form its hard to fight against an untrained person that randomly pushes, pulls kicks and swings with his arms because its hard to tell what he is going to do and you arent trained enough take advantage of his faulty cover
Dude its just the way it is.
Look at people sparring for the first time, their form goes down. And in real life its harder because there is no ref and there are no rules.
lotengo is right most people who are trained dont stand a chance in street fights, Bruce Lee actually created his own fighting style because everything he knew was useless in the steeets. [url deleted]
Have you considered just, like, giving the guy some ******* condoms before they leave? At best it'll make him feel too awkward to have sex, but more likely they have sex, use a condom, and nothing happens.
You know, it's possible to respect your children enough to let them be slightly sexually adventurous without them turning into a feature on "Teen Mom". You just need to actually treat your kids with enough respect and educate them on the whole thing.
What, you think the boyfriend is going to poke holes in his condoms just to ensure that she gets pregnant? Teenage guys today don't want kids, and if you've actually been a good father figure to your child you won't have to worry about her dating someone who would risk her getting pregnant.
Of course you are. I believe you man, really. But see, I'm gonna do a rare thing. I'm dropping the subject. Reply again if you need to feel better about yourself by getting the last word in, but I'm done with this thread.
**numbmind used "*roll picture*"** **numbmind rolled image** Really 1 minute and 2 minutes late, there is being strict and then there is being an asshole.