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#4 - legitimately (02/09/2015) [-]
Swiggity swooty, get me away from this booty
Swiggity swooty, get me away from this booty
#2 - include (02/09/2015) [-]
#49 to #2 - pebar (02/09/2015) [-]
yes, my child
#11 - warlordelite ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
#37 to #11 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
The original is actually like this, ill try to find it but OP posted the second version that went around because too many people didn't get the original joke like morons usually do.
#50 to #11 - mrsexmuffins (02/09/2015) [-]
Jokeexplain pls
User avatar #64 to #50 - warlordelite ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
I'll explain. Ok the deer to the left got shot because he got the ''Gun Deer's'' fawn too late, but also the deer on the right got shot because he delivered her to early. So he had to get her back on 12:00 point blank
User avatar #78 to #64 - psykobear (02/09/2015) [-]
"point blank"
lol
User avatar #68 to #64 - mrsexmuffins (02/09/2015) [-]
Thank you
#12 to #11 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
took me a second.
User avatar #39 to #12 - elbrysobrony (02/09/2015) [-]
Don't you mean took you a minute?
#36 to #12 - myjunk (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm still missing something
User avatar #17 to #11 - masdercheef (02/09/2015) [-]
Nah, he said by 12:00, meaning any time prior to 12:00 is acceptable. It would make sense if he said at 12:00, though
#1 - bifftastic (02/08/2015) [-]
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#25 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
That would be murder...
#33 to #25 - pettdavids ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
MEAT IS MURDER
Delicious, delicious murder
#35 to #33 - mastercolossus (02/09/2015) [-]
okay are you a faux vegetarian?
User avatar #40 to #35 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
no. sounds like he's a carnivore.
#79 to #40 - mastercolossus (02/09/2015) [-]
do you even know what faux means?
#6 - abject (02/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #7 - theworstlurker (02/09/2015) [-]
That's the kind of dad I'd be. The kind that keeps the boyfriend in line with the promise of death and dismemberment.
User avatar #14 to #7 - aldothenazi (02/09/2015) [-]
The kind of dad im gonna be is that i'll teach my little boy some MMA to kick anyones ass. And I'd teach my GF's daughter but she doesnt seem to be up for it.
User avatar #15 to #14 - lotengo ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Unless you are actually good MMA, Karate, Judo, kickboxing or what ever wont do a lot of good in a streetfight
User avatar #19 to #15 - aldothenazi (02/09/2015) [-]
Actually just knowing how to throw a proper punch can do a lot of good in a street fight, most people dont know even that. Add a proper hook and knee and you beat 50% of people in the street.
User avatar #22 to #19 - lotengo ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
people who arent actually good have trouble controlling their nerves in real life and forget proper form. And even i they can keep up proper form its hard to fight against an untrained person that randomly pushes, pulls kicks and swings with his arms because its hard to tell what he is going to do and you arent trained enough take advantage of his faulty cover
User avatar #23 to #22 - aldothenazi (02/09/2015) [-]
Git gud.
User avatar #24 to #23 - lotengo ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
sorry for crappy grammar
im a lil high
User avatar #27 to #24 - aldothenazi (02/09/2015) [-]
Stoner brains tend to forget most everything tho.
User avatar #28 to #27 - lotengo ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
What i described is still real tho.
#29 to #28 - aldothenazi (02/09/2015) [-]
"For you"
User avatar #30 to #29 - lotengo ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
*For people who are low lvl trained and lack experience
User avatar #31 to #30 - aldothenazi (02/09/2015) [-]
So just cause you do that = everyone does? I never had that problem, not even when I started. Form is first thing that was taught.
User avatar #32 to #31 - lotengo ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Dude its just the way it is.
Look at people sparring for the first time, their form goes down. And in real life its harder because there is no ref and there are no rules.
User avatar #34 to #32 - aldothenazi (02/09/2015) [-]
Then spar more and shadow box. I had form mastered before I started taking muay thai or mma.
#72 to #34 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
lotengo is right most people who are trained dont stand a chance in street fights, Bruce Lee actually created his own fighting style because everything he knew was useless in the steeets. [url deleted]
#75 to #72 - anon (02/09/2015) [-]
the style name is Jeet Kune Do
User avatar #74 to #72 - aldothenazi (02/09/2015) [-]
Bruce Lee still was useless in a street fight.
User avatar #48 to #7 - greyhoundfd (02/09/2015) [-]
So the kind of dad that gets his daughter so sexually frustrated that she becomes the next Sasha Grey?
User avatar #51 to #48 - theworstlurker (02/09/2015) [-]
Do you want teen pregnancy? Cuz out of line teens having sex and not fearing her dad's shotgun are the leading cause of teen pregnancy. Just sayin'.
User avatar #55 to #51 - greyhoundfd (02/09/2015) [-]
Have you considered just, like, giving the guy some ******* condoms before they leave? At best it'll make him feel too awkward to have sex, but more likely they have sex, use a condom, and nothing happens.

You know, it's possible to respect your children enough to let them be slightly sexually adventurous without them turning into a feature on "Teen Mom". You just need to actually treat your kids with enough respect and educate them on the whole thing.
User avatar #56 to #55 - theworstlurker (02/09/2015) [-]
I can teach her all I can. But the boyfriend is always suspect.
User avatar #57 to #56 - greyhoundfd (02/09/2015) [-]
What, you think the boyfriend is going to poke holes in his condoms just to ensure that she gets pregnant? Teenage guys today don't want kids, and if you've actually been a good father figure to your child you won't have to worry about her dating someone who would risk her getting pregnant.
User avatar #59 to #57 - theworstlurker (02/09/2015) [-]
Dude, chill. You're getting all butthurt over a hypothetical situation. I ain't even mad, but you're coming across as raging.
User avatar #61 to #59 - greyhoundfd (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure the only person here butthurt is you, because I'm calm as a mountain lake.
User avatar #62 to #61 - theworstlurker (02/09/2015) [-]
Of course you are. I believe you man, really. But see, I'm gonna do a rare thing. I'm dropping the subject. Reply again if you need to feel better about yourself by getting the last word in, but I'm done with this thread.
User avatar #8 to #7 - cmilanes (02/09/2015) [-]
so... a faggot?
User avatar #9 to #8 - theworstlurker (02/09/2015) [-]
If that's what it takes!
User avatar #10 to #9 - cmilanes (02/09/2015) [-]
#54 to #26 - volksworgen (02/09/2015) [-]
>No deathwing

>No nefarian

**** ***** i didn't know it was casual tuesday.
User avatar #65 to #54 - TopDawg (02/09/2015) [-]
Can't help but feel the dovakiin would get their ass raped by Deathwing.
User avatar #66 to #65 - volksworgen (02/09/2015) [-]
Considering it took the power of every protector of Azeroth just to blow him out of the sky.
User avatar #67 to #66 - TopDawg (02/09/2015) [-]
That and he doesn't have [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
User avatar #70 to #67 - volksworgen (02/09/2015) [-]
I have [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
User avatar #71 to #70 - TopDawg (02/09/2015) [-]
You're a beautiful person.
User avatar #80 to #54 - nefarian (02/09/2015) [-]
That hurt a bit
#38 - theycallmesatan (02/09/2015) [-]
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**theycallmesatan rolled image**
User avatar #47 to #38 - enzio (02/09/2015) [-]
Is that Videogamedunkey?
User avatar #52 to #47 - volksworgen (02/09/2015) [-]
It's Uberhaxornova. nova is best girl.
#43 to #38 - vgoo (02/09/2015) [-]
Nice roll.
Nice roll.
#53 to #38 - volksworgen (02/09/2015) [-]
MY WAIFU.  i guess you could say he broke the wools.   
   
goddammit sp00n.
MY WAIFU. i guess you could say he broke the wools.

goddammit sp00n.
#63 to #38 - theevilfusion (02/09/2015) [-]
Are we having a Nova thread in here?
Are we having a Nova thread in here?
#73 to #63 - theycallmesatan (02/09/2015) [-]
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#3 - rayzormon (02/09/2015) [-]
I can't see the Word M'kay and not think of Mr. Mackey
User avatar #13 to #3 - nopenopejustnope (02/09/2015) [-]
☺Mr. Mackey Carol of the Bells - South Park☺

M'kay?
#77 to #58 - valigar ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
#44 - Digitalphear (02/09/2015) [-]
So a deer walks out of a bar and says "damn, I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks".
So a deer walks out of a bar and says "damn, I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks".
#16 - sultanate (02/09/2015) [-]
Don't worry friends! I will help saturate the comments with pug pictures.
#20 - grimmwaters (02/09/2015) [-]
****		 that doe   
She ain't worth it 			*****
**** that doe
She ain't worth it *****
#69 - numbmind (02/09/2015) [-]
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**numbmind rolled image** Really 1 minute and 2 minutes late, there is being strict and then there is being an asshole.
#46 - enzio (02/09/2015) [-]
Im like 95% sure this is a rip off of a Gary Larson cartoon.
Im like 95% sure this is a rip off of a Gary Larson cartoon.
#76 to #46 - valigar ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
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#21 - alkozoid (02/09/2015) [-]
Lol )))
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