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Sumo as explained by 4chan. My sides have left orbit.. 90099 Sumo is best mast intense spat Mast fight is ever in ten sectors. Ten sectors of fat bodies slappin

My sides have left orbit.

90099
Sumo is best mast intense spat
Mast fight is ever in ten sectors.
Ten sectors of fat bodies slapping together furiously, then collapse an the flour.
Like watching Americans have sex, but lasts longer.
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#1 - geese ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
and people say only whites can be racist
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User avatar #2 to #1 - therealtjthemedic (01/05/2015) [-]
Well it's true.
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#28 to #1 - anon (01/06/2015) [-]
Who doesn't dislike ******* though?
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#10 to #1 - gerfox (01/05/2015) [-]
"Russian people is like black but wrong color by accident" hahahaha, it's funny, 'cause its true
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User avatar #14 to #1 - Fjcf (01/05/2015) [-]
>mexico
>south america
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User avatar #51 to #14 - unmexicano (01/06/2015) [-]
Putos japoneses pendejos.
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User avatar #21 to #1 - sovietsamurai (01/05/2015) [-]
As a Soviet Samurai

I can confirm that I am like black but wrong colour by accident
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User avatar #27 to #1 - yunoknow (01/06/2015) [-]
We Asians are probably the most racist people out there but we never get any **** .
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#33 to #27 - fjantasjell (01/06/2015) [-]
that's because half of the world has a fetish for your women
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#34 to #33 - anon (01/06/2015) [-]
Because half of the women, are their women.
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#5 to #1 - vampireinarm (01/05/2015) [-]
"wrong color by accident" sides are way past orbit at this point
"wrong color by accident"

sides are way past orbit at this point
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#38 to #5 - diegotan (01/06/2015) [-]
**** I just saw that gif in a post made 3 years ago, concerning Bioshock Infinite Porn. What are the odds!
**** I just saw that gif in a post made 3 years ago, concerning Bioshock Infinite Porn. What are the odds!
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#79 to #38 - johrny (01/06/2015) [-]
Thats quite the pornographic memory you got there
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User avatar #111 to #79 - diegotan (01/06/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Obviously/funny-pictures/5177226/34#34 Well, okay, it wasn't 3 years ago. Still, funny.
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#92 to #79 - thenudist (01/06/2015) [-]
Is that Jesse?
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#94 to #93 - thenudist (01/06/2015) [-]
amazing
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User avatar #7 to #1 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
The Japs are some of the most racist people in the world.
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User avatar #48 to #7 - DmOnZ ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
They're racist to people who aren't overly respectful (which is really a cultural thing) and weeaboos. Seriously, we joke about weebs here, but in Japan their assholes of a completely different league. They talk in incredibly racist Japanese accents when speaking the language, suck up to Japanese people in that obnoxious "teachers pet" type of way, and act like complete asshats in general. Most of them are teachers too because it's an easy cop out career that's usually always in demand with minimal prerecs.

I'm taking Intl Business and learning Japanese, and the amount of ******* cunts who are in the class and planning to "I dunno, maybe teach English in Japan, or something" is ridiculous. Their all fat, their all lazy, and they all have this warped belief that Japanese people are the best ******* people on earth.

It's ******* annoying.

Plus, from what I've heard, most of the Marines stationed there treat Japan like one giant Brothel.
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#59 to #48 - extremistcookie (01/06/2015) [-]
To be fair, I'm pretty sure the Marines treat any place they're stationed like a giant brothel.
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User avatar #50 to #48 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
No, they're not. They will say one thing to your face and something else to their Japanese peers. There's a reason they say the Japanese have 3 hearts.
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User avatar #57 to #50 - DmOnZ ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
I have conflicting accounts, but I guess it's just up to different experiences I guess. I'll take your word for it.
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#32 to #7 - anon (01/06/2015) [-]
Name one country that isn't racist.

Just one.
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User avatar #36 to #32 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
There's a difference between xenophobia and racism.
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#112 to #32 - gerfox (01/06/2015) [-]
Malta
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User avatar #99 to #7 - aerosol (01/06/2015) [-]
What an ironic thing to say.
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#31 - mydogpikachu (01/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #98 to #31 - truezen ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Woa... that does seem like a pretty fun sport to watch
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#6 - include (01/05/2015) [-]
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#4 - ihaveabigpenis ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
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#87 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
I would have thought Japanese people would be turned off by violence involving a "Fat Man".
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User avatar #96 to #87 - truezen ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
too soon
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#101 to #96 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
I'll say. You're text is green with radioactivity.
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#106 to #105 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
**** me. I'm dumb.
**** me. I'm dumb.
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User avatar #102 to #101 - truezen ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
I am a zombie
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#103 to #102 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
They prefer to be called "ghouls".
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User avatar #104 to #103 - truezen ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
I am not actually a zombie... really I am a goblin
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#89 to #87 - blackmanrollipolli (01/06/2015) [-]
i knew if i kept scrolling i'd find a hiroshima reference. you're so typical FJ.
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#90 to #89 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
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#47 - newdevyx (01/06/2015) [-]
I am wondering, what were our stereotypes of Americans before US became the fattest country...
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#58 to #47 - anon (01/06/2015) [-]
Ahhh the days of slavery
Where us white men got the racist term cracker
No not from the rittz crackers but from the sound of a whip hitting toby's behind
Wish I was born back in the day it would seem more fun
Buy ******* for cheap buy a farm
Have them work the farm like a macro/bot on a mmorpg
End of month you are rich
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User avatar #66 to #47 - sugoi (01/06/2015) [-]
A lot of really stupid people with guns.

And before that you guys were like supermen.
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User avatar #64 to #47 - gmarrox (01/06/2015) [-]
The US isn't even the fattest country, percentage-wise.
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User avatar #83 to #64 - ninootendoo (01/06/2015) [-]
Isn't Mexico the fattest country now?
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User avatar #84 to #83 - gmarrox (01/06/2015) [-]
In terms of percentage of obese people, yes, it's Mexico. If you change the criteria from obese to anything overweight, it's Kuwait.
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#85 to #84 - ninootendoo (01/06/2015) [-]
**ninootendoo used "*roll picture*"**
**ninootendoo rolled image** yayy not the fattest country anymore!
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#3 - rrenierr (01/05/2015) [-]
But lasts longer This *****
But lasts longer

This *****
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User avatar #37 to #3 - oaky (01/06/2015) [-]
This comment reminds me of the stupid Tumbler comments.

"I'm dying"
"I'm done"
"This guy"
"This ***** "

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#43 to #37 - larknok (01/06/2015) [-]
I'll have you know, most esteemed faggot, that FJ short-comments with two words, and not with the filthy, filthy three that Tumblr uses.
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#82 to #37 - olisaurus (01/06/2015) [-]
kek dude kekkkk, where did my le sides go
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#107 to #82 - anon (01/06/2015) [-]
Why did 'kek' even become a thing? How is it related to laughter?
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#108 to #107 - olisaurus (01/06/2015) [-]
world of WoW
if you're an a horde character and an alliance player says ''lol'', you will see it as ''bur''
on the other hand, if a horde player does it while you're alliance, you'll see ''kek''
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#110 to #108 - anon (01/06/2015) [-]
Gotcha, thanks
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#19 to #15 - anon (01/05/2015) [-]
because it hit frontpage before and this uploader fag decided to milk more thumbs
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User avatar #17 to #15 - gtocforyou (01/05/2015) [-]
this is not /b/
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#11 - anon (01/05/2015) [-]
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#40 to #11 - randaxkull (01/06/2015) [-]
The new Rampage game looks horrifying.
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User avatar #22 - wersand (01/06/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that American's not lasting in bed isn't a stereotype.
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#39 to #22 - afaik (01/06/2015) [-]
Body fat percentage can influence the balance between estrogen and testosterone as much as said estrogen can ilfluence body fat. What happens to men with high levels of estrogen (compared to testosterone)? They become impotent and grow tits.
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User avatar #41 to #39 - wersand (01/06/2015) [-]
Good thing that's not issue for me.
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User avatar #42 to #41 - afaik (01/06/2015) [-]
If you were a female, I could joke about you having small tits based on that.
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User avatar #44 to #42 - wersand (01/06/2015) [-]
You could still joke about it because for a guy it's true too. lol
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User avatar #45 to #44 - afaik (01/06/2015) [-]
Wouldn't really be a joke then.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - wersand (01/06/2015) [-]
Idk. There is something to be said about anti-jokes.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? The holocaust.
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User avatar #49 to #46 - afaik (01/06/2015) [-]
Anti-jokes are usually anti-funny.

Have some dark comedy instead: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
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User avatar #52 to #49 - valigar (01/06/2015) [-]
HaHa!.jpeg

Suicides aren't funny, doe.
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#76 to #52 - afaik (01/06/2015) [-]
Well, if you want said games, lemme know. I'm still trying to get rid of them. I'm off for tonight. T's been a nice chat. Cheers.
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#77 to #76 - valigar (01/06/2015) [-]
W8, u offered games?
I like games...
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User avatar #78 to #77 - afaik (01/06/2015) [-]
pm me your email or steam name. I'll send.
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User avatar #53 to #52 - afaik (01/06/2015) [-]
Neither are mantits
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#54 to #53 - valigar (01/06/2015) [-]
They are when they resemble women's tits. but srsly, thought you said mantis for a moment
They are when they resemble women's tits.
but srsly, thought you said mantis for a moment
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User avatar #81 to #54 - konradkurze (01/06/2015) [-]
sauce plox
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User avatar #80 to #54 - teddybearlove ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
...you know what's in there---> do you have sauce good sire? ...
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User avatar #91 to #80 - valigar (01/06/2015) [-]
I got from animebewbs.
inquire there.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - afaik (01/06/2015) [-]
I've seen real ones. Trust me, it's far from funny.
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User avatar #60 to #55 - valigar (01/06/2015) [-]
Remember the one's at the end of Dodgeball?
Yea, they's funny.
Just not so funny to have, unless you can handle dissing yourself all the time
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User avatar #61 to #60 - afaik (01/06/2015) [-]
I see no point behind encouraging people to laugh at you.
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User avatar #63 to #61 - valigar (01/06/2015) [-]
Shows confidence, fake or not.
Sometimes, confidence is everything- whether or not you're fat
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User avatar #65 to #63 - afaik (01/06/2015) [-]
People laugh with comedians. People laugh at clowns.

Harm-joy shadenfreude is an easy way to make people laugh for some reason. I'm pretty sure people who do it end up subconciously ******* themselves over.

I'm not for it, but I'm not the one to tell people what to do. If they cared about themselves and their own wellbeing, I wouldn't need to tell them in the first place

Besides, faking confidence and self-esteem is very easy. All it takes is a good lie.
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User avatar #68 to #65 - valigar (01/06/2015) [-]
Well, for the ten listed below, that shadenfreude was a damn good livelihood. But I respect your point because often it goes too far or has sour roots.
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User avatar #71 to #68 - afaik (01/06/2015) [-]
There's literally no way to respond to that. If you want, you could have said games.
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#75 to #74 - valigar (01/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #68 - afaik (01/06/2015) [-]
Do you have Serious Sam HD First/Second encounter?
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User avatar #72 to #69 - valigar (01/06/2015) [-]
Not anymore, but I did.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - valigar (01/06/2015) [-]
listverse.com/2008/06/23/top-10-funny-fat-guys-in-entertainment/

Not Ralphie May, though- he's a douche.
Also, Jonah Hill isn't on this list- but then again he's been changing his image recently
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#29 to #22 - trollmobile (01/06/2015) [-]
then we shall make it one.
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User avatar #35 to #29 - wersand (01/06/2015) [-]
ok
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User avatar #88 - dasbrot (01/06/2015) [-]
This feeling.....what is it.....am I rekt?
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User avatar #97 to #88 - truezen ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Yes .
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#20 - azzajack (01/05/2015) [-]
Pretty sure He's saying Japs are fat and can't last in bed..
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#95 to #20 - reasonsxxxcause (01/06/2015) [-]
Freedom thread?
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#9 - anondeliverss (01/05/2015) [-]
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#56 - peterisbest (01/06/2015) [-]
Americans fw
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#100 to #56 - jwagswashere (01/06/2015) [-]
i laughed way to hard at that
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User avatar #16 - GnRNoD ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Sumo - Breaking away Swell with national pride even tho he was from italy.
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User avatar #23 to #16 - sirowlington (01/06/2015) [-]
As someone who's always on the hunt for new music, thank you.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - GnRNoD ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
SUMO - NO ACABES Np, it's a great band, not everything is in English tho, but if you speak spanish you're set.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - sirowlington (01/06/2015) [-]
Do you know Soda Stereo?
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User avatar #26 to #25 - GnRNoD ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
Yes, but it's not quite my cup of tea.
They have some cool songs but that's about it (for my taste, as they were quite big here)
I prefer other bands from here like "los redondos" o "los piojos" but I usually listen to international stuff.
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#114 - connorthetiger (01/07/2015) [-]
**connorthetiger used "*roll picture*"**
**connorthetiger rolled image** But last longer XD
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#113 - anon (01/07/2015) [-]
********** i am a 30 second wonder, and proud of it, just like that song proud to be lewd
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User avatar #86 - jalthelas (01/06/2015) [-]
**jalthelas used "*roll 2, 00-99*"**
**jalthelas rolls 71**
**jalthelas rolls 35**

Dubs and my homeland is ****
Dub dubs and I move to another country
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#67 - anon (01/06/2015) [-]
VHAT!JUST NIEN!
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