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User avatar #4 - eplleopard (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>authorized and paid for by the funeral directors association.
#2 - stutz (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Suicide the new yolo?
Suicide the new yolo?
#17 - Orc (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**Orc rolled comment #5 ** :yaaay 
 My suicide note.
**Orc rolled comment #5 ** :
yaaay
My suicide note.
#8 - stealthpsybeast (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
And here are the instructions to do so!
User avatar #6 - skinstiches (07/22/2014) [-]
> Hang with the "in" crowd
because hang "in" there wouldn't have worked -_-
#26 - peterbowser (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- How I plan to end my life.
User avatar #44 to #26 - plumpbooty (07/23/2014) [-]
By giving yourself cancer?
#38 - itrinx (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Oh my dreams... The sweet scent of stupid people's dead bodies everywhere... Damn i'd like to smell this every morning, while drinking my coffee, smoking my cigarette and listening to singing birds...
#46 to #42 - itrinx (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh come on is smoking tobacco illegal too on this 						*******					 country ?
Oh come on is smoking tobacco illegal too on this ******* country ?
#37 - Residentpudding (07/23/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Running treadmill at the gym
>Phone rings
>Goes to voicemail
>Listen to it later
>"Good afternoon. This is Charles Wingbit, I work at a funeral home. We're having a sale on coffins. I was wondering, if you have someone dead, give us a call!"
>Old voice, sounded as if he was casually trying to sell a shamwow or something

Funeral Home Directors are cold sons of bitches.
User avatar #34 - drtrousersnake (07/23/2014) [-]
the paid for text is the best part
#30 - robrambo (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The small print says that the ad was paid for by the Funeral Directors Association.

Holy **** , that's clever
User avatar #27 - quinny (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
that aint even funny man this kinda **** just upsets people
#25 - asatruar (07/23/2014) [-]
Coming from a guy with chronic depression, this is funny. Thank you OP!
User avatar #24 - ehzio ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
**ehzio rolled comment #9333697 ** :
my suicide note
#12 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** mfw
#11 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #64 ** :
What if I had a girlfriend, but am single at the moment? Does this count as my already having crossed the stereotype line (and being in the clear) or have I come back to it?
User avatar #3 - listerthepessimist ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
which nation?
#1 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
can't dissagree with 30622 people
can't dissagree with 30622 people
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