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#1 - soupkittenagain (10/31/2013) [-]
This had the same teeth logic as Twilight. They are strong so they don't need sharp teeth.
#28 to #1 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
That, and Twilight vampires have some kind of gland in their mouths' that secrete a venom that renders the victim in a state of pain so extreme it's incapacitating. It also is fatal to werewolves.
#12 to #1 - ZeDoodler (10/31/2013) [-]
To quote Mr. Crepsley: "You could try and drink the blood using your teeth, it's just going to be messy."
User avatar #10 to #1 - SirFail (10/31/2013) [-]
They also have super sharp claws they used to cut and then drink blood from the slice. Not to mention the sleep powder esque breath ability and the 'flitting', For anyone who has never read them before
User avatar #7 to #1 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
That and they didn't suck blood through their canines, they just scrape and lick.
Scrape and lick.


Also, I like how the oldest vampire was like 800 and he was a huge dude and he knew he was about to die of old age so he was like " **** these vampire politics, I'ma go wrestle a bear to death."
User avatar #11 to #7 - canines (10/31/2013) [-]
thank god, i was worried someone was gonna suck my blood o.o
User avatar #6 to #1 - dcdt (10/31/2013) [-]
Thumb for you. Great book series.
#4 to #1 - zimbagwe (10/31/2013) [-]
Cirque Du Freak is definitely my favorite adaptation of vampires. Also it's a really good series.
#8 to #4 - fcrocker (10/31/2013) [-]
The Demonata series is also a good one
#15 to #8 - lessherpmorederp (10/31/2013) [-]
i don't really felt like the one after the demonata series was something interesting tho..
User avatar #5 to #4 - soupkittenagain (10/31/2013) [-]
It really is.
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