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I Anonymous (/ 04/ 14( Tue) 23: LITTLE No. 530855814
Gimme some awesome subs
t ashi I Anonymous () : 39
eat r scold cut
we bread
we cheese
double toasted thankyou very much)
aall veggies
sextra sub sauce
ea fly just landed on it, throw it out, i' m not hungry anymore
I Anonymous () 00: hlo. 530858462
forthe hearty italian
he asks you what you want on it, start at him blankly
all offered toppings and condiments
it toasted, no cheese
themoo put it on 3 on the microwave, claim that you orderlies regularly in other stores
will be almost burnt, and red hot to the touch
Wright before this abomination gets sold, request oil
******** . Smother. It.
for a discount due to the lack offsprings
that you know the manager personally
Palace heavily oiled "hearty" Italian abortion underlie drink refills
Thrown it with Fanta until someone stops you
Knever return

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#1 - omghekilledkenny (12/07/2015) [-]

Buy a 6 inch of any kind on white bread. Give it to any random little girl. I call it the Jared

+73

#2 - xelmoelitex (12/07/2015) [-]

>"Heavily oiled hearty Italian abortion"
>"Drown it with Fanta"

#16 to #2 - buttknocker (12/08/2015) [-]

until someone stops you

#17 to #16 - thedugster (12/08/2015) [-]

never return

#35 to #17 - muffintime (12/08/2015) [-]

screencap and post on funnyjunk

+10

#11 - isuriand (12/07/2015) [-]

Working at subway atm so let me tell you both the sub I make for lunch/dinner and the worst sub I've heard of.

first mine:
Bread: Flatbread, sometimes Herb and cheese bread.
Sub: Chicken teriyaki.
Cheese: Mozzarella.
Vegetables : Green pepper, spinach, onion.
I put everything on the sub and then toast the whole thing with the vegetables. After that I give it a light dressing of oil, oregano, salt, and pepper.

Now you'll hear a few odd requests there or ones that are just a bitch (double meant chicken breast with all veggies. **** that guy) but the worst was this one guy who got a meatball sub with tuna. Then in defiance of man, god, and good taste got it toasted.

#29 to #11 - crazyglove (12/08/2015) [-]

Mine:
Bread: Herb and Cheese
Sub: Spicy Italian
Cheese: Swiss
Vegetables: Lettuce, Spinach, Tomato, Green Peppers, Banana Peppers, Pickles, Jalapenos.
Sauce: Chipotle, Zesty Italian, Mayo
Throw some Parmesan and Oregano on that bitch.

#20 to #11 - genocidalhamster (12/08/2015) [-]

I used to be a manager at a subway and i can promise you ive seen worse. There were these ************* that used to come in once a week and get double meat feasts with meatballs on them (also double meat). Drowned in pepper and triple toasted. ******* Massive.

#21 to #20 - isuriand (12/08/2015) [-]

How would you fold that? And did they at least have some mercy and not get the wheat or flat bread?

#23 to #21 - genocidalhamster (12/08/2015) [-]

They always got honey oat. And it was unfoldable you just kinda tried to stuff the **** in it and wrap the ****** .

#19 - wobblewub (12/08/2015) [-]

>Italian Herb and cheese bread
>Meatballs and marinara
>huge dank slices of pepperoni
>mozzarella cheese
>toast that bitch
>Parmesan cheese coming out
>Bag a chips and a big ol soda

Never fails. Tastes amazing.

#13 - doomtaker (12/08/2015) [-]

Wheat

#14 to #13 - doomtaker (12/08/2015) [-]

nothing but wheat bread

#33 to #14 - FightClub (12/08/2015) [-]

get that fiber bitch

#7 - ttallonn (12/07/2015) [-]

italian
turkey
lettuce
pickles
sub sauce
****** amazing

#15 - funpunk (12/08/2015) [-]

Italian BMT on Italian herbs & cheese bread, toasted with provolone cheese, with lettuce and chipotle southwest sauce. Also a couple of oatmeal raisin cookies, Subway makes the only good oatmeal raisin cookies on the planet. They're better than their chocolate chip cookies.

#25 to #15 - kibbleking (12/08/2015) [-]

Further proof that Bernie is just a meme candidate for 12 year olds on Reddit

#30 to #25 - rockerforlife (12/08/2015) [-]

I'll take memes for 500

yes, I believe the answer is "what is joke"

#31 to #30 - kibbleking (12/08/2015) [-]

>>#25

#6 - imjared (12/07/2015) [-]

sourdough
ham
salami
double bacon
american cheese
toast that bitch
lettuce
jalapeno
ranch
vinegar
salted
more less the same thing i get every time

#26 to #6 - rmoran (12/08/2015) [-]

Sourdough bread? At Subway?

#28 to #26 - imjared (12/08/2015) [-]

Yup

#41 to #28 - rmoran (12/08/2015) [-]

It's not even on the "maybe available" list. Where do you live?

#42 to #41 - imjared (12/08/2015) [-]

California valley. They always have it in the subways I go to

#43 to #42 - rmoran (12/08/2015) [-]

I assumed as much. San Francisco famous sourdough and all that.

#40 - ninesundev ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]

A McRibSub

Any bread does not matter, the rib meat, no clue how they call it, but it is exactly the same meat with the exact same sauce. Red onions + sour cucumbers + extra bbq sauce.

Try not to ruin your cloths while eating it, but it will taste awesome.

#39 - tunotoo ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]

BLT double meat on Italian herb and cheese, with Monterrey jack, lettuce, tomato, onion and olives, then mayo and sweet onion sauce, its decent

#38 - presidentmoose (12/08/2015) [-]

Italian Herbs and Cheese
Buffalo Chicken
Shredded Cheese
Toasted
Jalapeno's
Banana Peppers
Light Oil & Vinegar

Nickname: Volcano Anus

#37 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]

I'm rather boring when it comes to subs.

White bread meatball sub with lettuce, cucumber, Cheese n toasted.

#36 - mrbuu ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]

me - chicken sub
subman- what bread?
me- they didn't list so no bread throw it in the bag.
subman-ummmm we need bread
me-ill pay double
subman-no bread it is.

#27 - pebar (12/08/2015) [-]

Flatbread
egg and sausage (just one sausage patty chopped)
marinara sauce
onions
green peppers
shredded cheese
toasted
oregano
one line of chipotle

tastes like a hot pocket

#24 - saltyfries (12/08/2015) [-]

Pizza Sub, Italian Herbs and Cheese, with Onions and Green Peppers prior to toasting, ******* delicious every time.

#22 - kinginthenorthh (12/08/2015) [-]

Italian
Turkey
No cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Pickles
Banana Peppers
Southwest Chipotle
10/10

#18 - aximil (12/08/2015) [-]

Footlong meatball on Italian herbs & cheese
Pepperjack cheese
Toasted
Lots of vinegar (has to be put on like that before any other toppings, no idea why)
Olives
Banana peppers
Sriracha sauce
Chipotle sauce
Ranch
Lots of parmesan cheese

The people making it always tell me it's gross but whatever, they're my friends. Not like I'd care if they weren't either.