Subway only hires the best.. . wan stolen Iran! the Vilma: xerte. .' at Aug iation' ‘-9!. That newspaper has really run out of things to write about. "woman was not happy"
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#4 - ihateemo (03/02/2014) [-]
That newspaper has really run out of things to write about.

"woman was not happy"
User avatar #11 to #4 - gunslayer (03/02/2014) [-]
As if women are ever happy anyways.
#5 to #4 - neverunderstand (03/02/2014) [-]
Lol it's the police blotter. It's normal for papers to post these
#17 - DrollHumor (03/02/2014) [-]
Wait, wait, how do you spend $50 at Subway? Ten five dollar footlongs?
Wait, wait, how do you spend $50 at Subway? Ten five dollar footlongs?
User avatar #27 to #17 - mailboxhead (03/02/2014) [-]
Not all footlongs are $5, especially depending on what state you live in (here in Alaska they're $7). Only the regular subs get that price, premium and supremes costing more.
#31 to #27 - bitchimcool (03/03/2014) [-]
however all five dollar footlongs are five dollars...
#33 to #31 - mailboxhead (03/03/2014) [-]
I didn't even catch that. Have a thumb.
#34 to #33 - bitchimcool (03/03/2014) [-]
I prefer an incorrect honest person than an a person that defends themself with ignorance. +1 helping my depression
#35 to #34 - bitchimcool (03/03/2014) [-]
i'm really high
#25 to #17 - anon (03/02/2014) [-]
When you go there with 5 people and you're the only one standing in line.
User avatar #21 to #17 - omnomonramen (03/02/2014) [-]
He paid with a 50.....
#18 to #17 - anon (03/02/2014) [-]
And a diet coke.
I'm American, I can confirm this actually happens
User avatar #22 - fourtwentt (03/02/2014) [-]
Iran stolen

Noo
#1 - cheesywilly (03/02/2014) [-]
Just in case you couldn't see it, guys.
User avatar #3 to #1 - dagramcraka (03/02/2014) [-]
A Village employee reported that a back pack blowers was stolen?
User avatar #15 to #1 - nattyicesixtynine (03/02/2014) [-]
I think this guy deserves POSITIVE 58 thumbs. HE WAS ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR US YOU BASTARDS
User avatar #6 to #1 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
You made it worse you ******* guy
User avatar #13 to #6 - arsenymous (03/02/2014) [-]
I'm wondering about that insult.
#19 to #1 - twofreegerbils (03/02/2014) [-]
le epic may may
le epic may may
#28 to #1 - cheesywilly (03/02/2014) [-]
I'd like to say that I'm really sorry guys, I didn't realise this wasn't a joke anymore.

hiddenwarrior, I hope we're okay.

Everyone else, I'm sorry.

-cw
User avatar #32 to #28 - datlaugh (03/03/2014) [-]
I respect you for not deleting your comment and going down with the ship.
#9 to #1 - datlaugh (03/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #1 - yarr (03/02/2014) [-]
Adding more red boxes makes a good joke in cases where it's marked around obvious locations. This however is to prevent the viewer to spend more time reading.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hiddenwarrior (03/02/2014) [-]
thanks
#16 - anon (03/02/2014) [-]
Well this Subway IS in a village according to the newspaper..
#12 - fishinyourface (03/02/2014) [-]
I must work at subway because I don't get it...
I must work at subway because I don't get it...
#20 to #12 - amuzen (03/02/2014) [-]
No such thing as 40 dollar bills.
#29 to #26 - amuzen (03/03/2014) [-]
That's not an appropriate use of that image since you're using it as a reply to someone explaining a situation to someone who did not understand as opposed to someone pointing out something obvious that everyone understood.
User avatar #24 to #20 - fishinyourface (03/02/2014) [-]
I don't understand how that happens but guess it does.
#10 - herpehderpen (03/02/2014) [-]
Is no one going to speak about the stolen back pack blower?
I have no idea what it is, so spare me the ignorance check.
User avatar #14 to #10 - MoooP (03/02/2014) [-]
think it's like a leaf blower you wear like a backpack
#30 to #14 - herpehderpen (03/03/2014) [-]
That does kinda make sense, thanks for the clarification.
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