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Stupid kids. What do you call a black priest?. Has a child overbold ) LI something that made ) LI feel like shit? the time I had a kid eema overdo my house and

What do you call a black priest?

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Has a child overbold ) LI something that made ) LI feel like shit?
the time I had a kid eema overdo my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then Item him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret
basement full ebgames and deys thatl neverdead ehhehe about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, SC) Item him to wait outside the basement door SC) I could
get the games and deys ready fer him. Heel: a bucket mixed in with super glue and set it up en the top ofthe basement door. I gave the kid the cue to eema inside.
and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - sparkleass
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(10/07/2013) [-]
One time these little kids asked if I believed in Santa. Not wanting to shatter their hope I went ahead and said yes. They then laughed at me...
User avatar #8 to #2 - Pacboy
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(10/08/2013) [-]
wait, santa isn't real?
User avatar #10 to #2 - captainfuckitall
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Actually, Santa is, in fact, real. He just may not be within this universe.

So that kid can go **** himself.
User avatar #11 to #2 - Crusader
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Santa is not a person.
He is a feeling within all of us that makes us want to share and be nice.
So in a way, we're all Santa Claus
- My Mother explaining the "reality of Santa" to my brother (age 14) and I (age 11) after we had stopped believing in him for years
#1 - wayfaringstranger
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(10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 to #1 - skiskis
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(10/08/2013) [-]
BOY
User avatar #3 - flemsdfer
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(10/07/2013) [-]
My favorite conversation with a child.

Little girl: You have pimples!

Me: Well you're just pretty!

Pissed her off something fierce.
User avatar #5 to #3 - thedarkestrogue
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(10/08/2013) [-]
....wait......what?
#4 - haqq
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(10/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#12 - djdangle
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(10/08/2013) [-]
What is this, a post for ants?
#19 - faithrider
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(10/08/2013) [-]
and this children is why you shouldn't let psychopathic omnipotent flying teleporting dog creatures, carry knives...
and this children is why you shouldn't let psychopathic omnipotent flying teleporting dog creatures, carry knives...
#16 - Seanxone
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Anyone else remember the thread this was from?
User avatar #17 to #16 - whiteblob
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(10/08/2013) [-]
But the dates...
User avatar #18 to #17 - Seanxone
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Damnit, wrong version. I know I've seen this from before 2012
#15 - casedlsix
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(10/08/2013) [-]
when i was babysitting the girl asked me if i was sick.   
"no, why?"   
"it looks like you have chicken pox"   
"oh. those are pimples."   
"i've seen those! but i haven't seen this many before. why do you have so much?"   
"i don't know, i just do."   
"that really sucks for you."   
"...yeah."
when i was babysitting the girl asked me if i was sick.
"no, why?"
"it looks like you have chicken pox"
"oh. those are pimples."
"i've seen those! but i haven't seen this many before. why do you have so much?"
"i don't know, i just do."
"that really sucks for you."
"...yeah."
#14 - anon id: 29a8b6c9
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(10/08/2013) [-]
I have a space between my two front teeth and my mom asked my cousin if she thought I was good looking and she (9 or so) said I looked like Spongebob
#13 - fuckallyouniggers
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(10/08/2013) [-]
This, this was ******* hilarious
This, this was ******* hilarious
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