Stupid kids. What do you call a black priest?. Has a child overbold ) LI something that made ) LI feel like ? the time I had a kid eema overdo my house and tell Holy shit

Stupid kids

What do you call a black priest?

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Has a child overbold ) LI something that made ) LI feel like **** ?
the time I had a kid eema overdo my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then Item him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret
basement full ebgames and deys thatl neverdead ehhehe about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, SC) Item him to wait outside the basement door SC) I could
get the games and deys ready fer him. Heel: a bucket mixed in with super glue and set it up en the top ofthe basement door. I gave the kid the cue to eema inside.
and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.
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Submitted: 10/07/2013
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User avatar #2 - sparkleass (10/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
One time these little kids asked if I believed in Santa. Not wanting to shatter their hope I went ahead and said yes. They then laughed at me...
#1 - wayfaringstranger (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #3 - flemsdfer (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My favorite conversation with a child.

Little girl: You have pimples!

Me: Well you're just pretty!

Pissed her off something fierce.
User avatar #5 to #3 - thedarkestrogue (10/08/2013) [-]
....wait......what?
#4 - haqq (10/07/2013) [-]
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#12 - djdangle (10/08/2013) [-]
What is this, a post for ants?
User avatar #20 - inuyuru (10/08/2013) [-]
The glitter and glue was to celebrate
#19 - faithrider (10/08/2013) [-]
and this children is why you shouldn't let psychopathic omnipotent flying teleporting dog creatures, carry knives...
and this children is why you shouldn't let psychopathic omnipotent flying teleporting dog creatures, carry knives...
#16 - Seanxone (10/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Anyone else remember the thread this was from?
#15 - casedlsix (10/08/2013) [-]
when i was babysitting the girl asked me if i was sick.   
"no, why?"   
"it looks like you have chicken pox"   
"oh. those are pimples."   
"i've seen those! but i haven't seen this many before. why do you have so much?"   
"i don't know, i just do."   
"that really sucks for you."   
"...yeah."
when i was babysitting the girl asked me if i was sick.
"no, why?"
"it looks like you have chicken pox"
"oh. those are pimples."
"i've seen those! but i haven't seen this many before. why do you have so much?"
"i don't know, i just do."
"that really sucks for you."
"...yeah."
#14 - anonymous (10/08/2013) [-]
I have a space between my two front teeth and my mom asked my cousin if she thought I was good looking and she (9 or so) said I looked like Spongebob
#13 - fuckallyouniggers (10/08/2013) [-]
This, this was 						*******					 hilarious
This, this was ******* hilarious
User avatar #9 - teleamachus (10/08/2013) [-]
African American Christian man?
#7 - anonymous (10/08/2013) [-]
This girl once said had to tell me something so i asked what and she said she couldn't say because i might cry.
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