So FunnyJunk, I don't often post here, mostly funny content I think you deserve to see. However, I figured I'd share with you guys, since I doubt I'll ever have the chance to share it with you over a beer. I also owe the bro-cop in the story a beer, if he ever reads this.
My ex-girlfriend and I decided to try being friends with benefits tonight. In our infinite wisdom, we decided to take my truck, an old F150, and go hide in a near by construction site that I thought was fairly ignored. It's away from much else, there are huge mounds of snow to hide the bulky truck behind, and over all, its fairly secluded, especially at midnight.
We roll into the site, I kill the lights and the engine, and we proceed to get it on. We're mostly undressed, and she's gone down on me, and we're right in the middle of it, when the cab of my truck is suddenly fully illuminated. Light of day bright. We sit up, and there is a cruiser, full spots trained on us. Now, we're not technically on the site, just where they've cleared the snow and earth to make room for houses to go up. I thought, however, that we'd been caught trespassing and were ******. As we get dressed, the officer, and his clearly new guy, approach, and we exchange words, he asks what we're doing (In my panic I tell him we're watching the sun) and he starts to laugh. He knocks on the door and goes "So, you've been busted. She's giggling, you're red as a beat, and her bra is still hanging from the window crank. My lap takes me back here in an hour, be finished by then champ. Hope I didn't kill it for you." And he walks away. As the cruiser pulls off, he gives me two honks, and peels off.
So there you go FJ, that's the time I was caught ******* my ex in my truck, and the cop gave me permission to keep going. So again, if that cop sees this, I owe you a beer, the rest of you, remember to hide your truck better than I did.