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Submitted: 07/22/2014
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#3 - patyboyz (07/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
You threatened to nuke America once or twice
#4 - StewieGGriffin ONLINE (07/22/2014) [+] (18 replies)
User avatar #11 - schmuxy (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I once said I didn't like dickbutt
#31 to #11 - juter (07/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #9 - pokemonstheshiz (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i logged on to funnyjunk
#32 - antijoke (07/22/2014) [-]
I watched a kid on a bike stare at me so he forgot to dodge the parked car in front of him
I watched a kid on a bike stare at me so he forgot to dodge the parked car in front of him
#82 - bickduttplox (07/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
One of my friends in 3rd grade tried to turn super saiyan and he ended up popping a blood vessel in his cheek.
#53 - EdwardNigma (07/22/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I once left a metal spoon in my bowl of porridge. That I had to put in the microwave.   
It was in there for 90 seconds.   
I nearly killed myself and my whole family.
I once left a metal spoon in my bowl of porridge. That I had to put in the microwave.
It was in there for 90 seconds.
I nearly killed myself and my whole family.
User avatar #35 - kenshirokisame ONLINE (07/22/2014) [+] (8 replies)
My dick got caught in a fan when i was trying to fix my sink. Does that count?
User avatar #49 to #35 - admin (07/22/2014) [-]
What the hell was a fan doing in the sink with your dick in it?
#24 - thebadspellir (07/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I worked the last couple of summers as a plumber's helper basically. We were the guys that would put new plumbing into houses and apartment building still being built, not home repair guys. Anyway, this retard (full plumber, not a helper) was using a blowtorch to weld copper pipes for the shower, and he saw a mouse run by. He ******* followed it around with the blow torch, trying to light it on fire. Started a fire, got the **** out of there, and the fire squad couldn't stop the fire before the whole apartment complex had extreme structural damage, causing it to be knocked down and rebuild. AND THE ****** DIDN'T GET FIRED BECAUSE HE WAS THE BOSSES NEPHEW
User avatar #78 - cookiel (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I once accidentally the whole thing
#223 - hsm (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I know a guy who posts some stupid 						****					 on the internet 2, 3 times a day. Sadly that stupid sack of 						****					 runs the sites he posts them on, 						******					 even stickies them to make them stand out more.
I know a guy who posts some stupid **** on the internet 2, 3 times a day. Sadly that stupid sack of **** runs the sites he posts them on, ****** even stickies them to make them stand out more.
#72 - joshlol (07/22/2014) [+] (25 replies)
On doing stupid **** ..

I have a gas cooker, I was boiling some paste one night and absently-mindedly left the lid on and when it started to boil the water overflowed and put out the flame

Now it took me a good 60 seconds or so to realize the flame was out, and like an idiot I didn't think about the fact the gas was still running and just hit the ignite button

There was a massive flame and I just about gave myself a heart attack
User avatar #70 - obidomkenobi (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Toy Soldier Me and a friend once changed our Mate's Laptop's sounds to the He-Man song in the YouTube Link, the HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA song.

Every. ******* . One of them.

He bailed on us without telling us for some chick so he could beta with her, leaving us in his house. On his own. He should have expected it, considering he knew what we where like. He was the Karl Pilkington to our Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant. He got pranked, alot. So this is what happened.

Laptop starts up, that song. Logs in, that song. Open anything, that song, minimize, maximize, empty recycle bin, open new window, basically any time he clicked or did something, that ******* song.

Not just a small portion of it, the entire song. And it'd play over itself too. Not stop one sound to play another. It'd play them both, at the same time.

When he got back in, he saw me and my friend sat on the couch grinning, and immediately went for his Laptop. It wasn't the first time we ****** it up. His home page was the full screen My Little Pony intro YouTube video before. He background was goatse. But this, was a master piece, because we did it. He snapped. Not just himself. He snapped the Laptop. He ripped screen from base, smashed it off the desk, stamped it and everything.

After he'd finished and we were laughing, we said "You could have just muted it and set the sound back to the default scheme."

His only response was "Cunts."
#20 - joshlol (07/22/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Currently there's a fly buzzing around my head almost taunting me

It's incredibly irritating and I have to fight the temptation to do something dumb like this
#107 - pheonix667 ONLINE (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
my ex gf bought the i am rich app witch is$ 999.99 she bought it because and i quote "i didnt think it was really that much "

mfw
#29 - joshlol (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
wow you weren't kidding lol
#28 - GDUBBS (07/22/2014) [-]
#54 - classlessfaggot (07/22/2014) [-]
I knew a guy who bought an iPhone.
User avatar #58 - davidavidson (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I went to college for liberal arts.

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User avatar #89 - loonquawl (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My brother stood right under a beehive and tried to knock it down with a stick.
He succeeded.
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