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sunkmanitu (12/31/2015) [-]
1. no making anyone fall in love with anybody else
2. no bringing the dead back to life
3. no wishing for more wishes
Genie might disapprove of an order to kill someone (or a lot of people, as the case may be) but he wouldn't be able to refuse it.
2. no bringing the dead back to life
3. no wishing for more wishes
Genie might disapprove of an order to kill someone (or a lot of people, as the case may be) but he wouldn't be able to refuse it.
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xchewsifferx (12/31/2015) [-] Why would you ever want to reverse your ability to be omnipotent
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thismustbeseen (12/31/2015) [-] Am I really omnipotent if I can't stop myself from being omnipotent?
This wish lets me grant any number of wishes, then stop after it's done.
This wish lets me grant any number of wishes, then stop after it's done.
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xchewsifferx (12/31/2015) [-] I mean I thought being omnipotent effectively meant that you had unlimited power. So if you didn't have the ability to remove your power, then you were never truly omnipotent to begin with
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thismustbeseen (12/31/2015) [-] Depends on the semantics. It's better to be really specific when wishing or else you might get permanently stuck with omnipotence.
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xchewsifferx (12/31/2015) [-] This is very true. If Danny Phantom taught me anything it's that genies like to screw people over, so specifics are necessary
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commoncrunch (12/31/2015) [-] technically, i wished for more genies, not wishes. i guess it works
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autumnfire (01/01/2016) [-] Because you didn't specify that they were to give you wishes! Those dicks...
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awordofcaution ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
But you'd be surprised what you can live through
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rocketpropelledtit (12/31/2015) [-] And 45% of democrats would say "the people of Agrabah deserve or aid and support and free access to our country". It's a loaded question, and?
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rocketpropelledtit (12/31/2015) [-]
I pick and choose based on my stance on issues, but am right-leaning. Thanks for stating the obvious though.
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durkadurka (12/31/2015) [-] They asked Democrats too and got a slightly lower number of people supporting it.
But yeah it's a loaded question where they're looking to get a particular result from their poll.
But yeah it's a loaded question where they're looking to get a particular result from their poll.
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thesovereigngrave (12/31/2015) [-] Well I believe the question was also near the end of a long series of questions, so a bunch of people who said "yes" were probably barely reading it by the time they reached it and just answered.
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anon (12/31/2015) [-]
This whole thing is really just proof of how absurd and stupid polls have become. Ask someone a stupid question and you'll get stupid answers, big surprise. And, no matter what the answers, you can spin the results of a poll to try to say whatever you want. It's just a huge farce.
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chaoticlaw (12/31/2015) [-] >taking a joke this seriously
I swear, if you try to make fun of either the liberals or conservatives, they always get pissy.
I swear, if you try to make fun of either the liberals or conservatives, they always get pissy.
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sphincterface (12/31/2015) [-] The actual statistic was taken for Democrats.
Like....36% said no. But your point still stands that stupidity can work either way.
Like....36% said no. But your point still stands that stupidity can work either way.
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iwantattention (12/31/2015) [-]
There were the guy going around asking people if they supported Hillarys proposition of implementing sharia law, they all said yes, except one who said she didn't know what it was about.
The guy probably made some nitpicking with the answers, but the point came throug, alot of people are stupid
The guy probably made some nitpicking with the answers, but the point came throug, alot of people are stupid
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anonmynous (12/31/2015) [-]
And loaded questions are great for a laugh. What's your point?
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lordlolland (12/31/2015) [-] If I recall correctly, the question wasn't "should we bomb Agrabah" but "should we bomb Agrabah if it was taken over by ISIS".
It is indeed a loaded question and the liberal media is pissing itself in joy over the results.
It is indeed a loaded question and the liberal media is pissing itself in joy over the results.
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theugandanhero (12/31/2015) [-] You're wrong.
It was 20% Democrats saying we should bomb it too.
We're not all that stupid you know.
It was 20% Democrats saying we should bomb it too.
We're not all that stupid you know.
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twiceasfun [OP](12/31/2015) [-] It's also funny as is in it's ridiculousness. Jokes don't always need to be fair and target both sides of everything
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djkrabs (12/31/2015) [-] Bless this comment. It's way to damn common when something gets bashed here it gets defended.
This part:
And 45% of democrats would say "the people of Agrabah deserve or aid and support and free access to our country".
Would've been a great comment in itself, no need to actually make it serious. I guess I gone ****** up now though... by making things serious
This part:
And 45% of democrats would say "the people of Agrabah deserve or aid and support and free access to our country".
Would've been a great comment in itself, no need to actually make it serious. I guess I gone ****** up now though... by making things serious
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magicmatchsticks (12/31/2015) [-] I like Twi'lek, but let's be hones; given the chance, Togruta every time.
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angrybacteria (12/31/2015) [-] One of these days some xeno-kin or something is going to start a movement to make an alien main character for Star Wars. It will be stupid, but honestly I think we could have some fun with it. Chewie worked fine and Ahsoka was cool so why not more?
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itskennyandjosh (12/31/2015) [-] So if they can make this then can't people make a clothes thing that says "clothes so black it'll riot"
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twiceasfun [OP](12/31/2015) [-] Sure but as I said in response to another comment, humor doesn't need to be fair to everyone or target all sides equally
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Jeff C (12/31/2015) [-]
The point is there would be a backlash. I'm not upset at the joke I'm upset at the standards. Like, 5 years ago before all this SJW mumbo jumbo I would have chuckled and not even thought "but wuddabout a black version?!?!" But now that everhthing is racist it's the first place I go
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anon (12/31/2015) [-] > social studies
> not talking about glorious socialism
what is that class about then?
> not talking about glorious socialism
what is that class about then?
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chaosraptor (12/31/2015) [-] is Jaffar really evil or is USA only calling him that to justify a decade of false flag war in agragah to steal their genies
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fourfangedferret (12/31/2015) [-] Look at the facts people, agrabah was a nice place until america started funding Jafar's coup. Sure it was a little bit of a dictatorship, but look how bad its gotten since jafar's rise to power.
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Sethorein ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] As if.
Agrabah was a democracy until the CIA installed their white sultan, claiming him to be a member of the royal family (despite him not looking middle eastern in the slightest and speaking with an English accent)
Jakarta just wants to return sovereignty back to his people and nationalize their oil reserves.
Agrabah was a democracy until the CIA installed their white sultan, claiming him to be a member of the royal family (despite him not looking middle eastern in the slightest and speaking with an English accent)
Jakarta just wants to return sovereignty back to his people and nationalize their oil reserves.
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lotengo (12/31/2015) [-] >jakarta
What does Indonesi....ohh, autocorrect. Yea i geddit.
Still, only a small minority of the people complained under the rule of the 'white' sultan.
GDP and life expectancy both skyrocketed under Sultans reign.
If we allow Jafar to get his power back you can be sure that all the progress that they made in the last decade will be gone before Trump is in office to fix Obama's crap.
What does Indonesi....ohh, autocorrect. Yea i geddit.
Still, only a small minority of the people complained under the rule of the 'white' sultan.
GDP and life expectancy both skyrocketed under Sultans reign.
If we allow Jafar to get his power back you can be sure that all the progress that they made in the last decade will be gone before Trump is in office to fix Obama's crap.
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Sethorein ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] Excuse me, but the sultan was installed with a coup. A coup that ousted a democratically and elected sovereign. Why? Because he wanted to nationalize their oil, something the sultan was quick to undo. Pander all you want to gdp, we staged a coup in another people's country. They have a right to self determination. Whatever the consequences may be, they should be allowed sovereignty free from our interference
If the human rights abuses are too bad we can put sanctions on them in the appropriate international courts. Bombing them helps no one.
If the human rights abuses are too bad we can put sanctions on them in the appropriate international courts. Bombing them helps no one.
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ainise (12/31/2015) [-] **ainise used "*roll picture*"**
**ainise rolled image**If you hide all anons, half of the responses go away. Funny how that works.
**ainise rolled image**If you hide all anons, half of the responses go away. Funny how that works.
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Dember ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-] Dogs don't hug to show affection, that is primate body language - not canine.
That posture is how two dogs challenge each other - it often leads to a serious fight.
That post is ignorant on the same level of thinking a dog is "smiling" when they bare their teeth in a threat...
That posture is how two dogs challenge each other - it often leads to a serious fight.
That post is ignorant on the same level of thinking a dog is "smiling" when they bare their teeth in a threat...
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anon (12/31/2015) [-]
at least 60 percent of Democrats say they would accept refugees from Agrabah.
