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#50 - admiralloli ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
the onion is the future of news
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User avatar #88 to #50 - haroldsaxon (01/06/2016) [-]
Didn't the Onion use to have false news?
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#121 to #88 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
It's a parody news site! It's all fake!
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User avatar #157 to #121 - haroldsaxon (01/06/2016) [-]
You didn't get the joke
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User avatar #171 to #157 - gammelmand (01/06/2016) [-]
Judging from the lack of greenies, it wasnt a very good joke
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#182 to #88 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Have some greens
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User avatar #87 to #50 - thesoulseeker (01/06/2016) [-]
That reminds me of the 'Feminist takes break from feminism to enjoy a movie."

Few months later I watched a video where a feminist said "Everything is problematic... sometimes I have to take a break."
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#95 to #87 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Lacey Green I think her name is
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User avatar #150 to #87 - thesinful (01/06/2016) [-]
But has the Supreme Court yet ruled that the death penalty is "totally badass"?
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#3 - wcpapier ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
but, i like ketchup on my mac and cheese
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User avatar #159 to #3 - austinrocket (01/06/2016) [-]
I'd try it...
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#15 to #3 - carbohydrates ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Mac n' Cheese, white "minute" rice, and pretty much any other noodle/rice dish can use ketchup.

Unless it already has a bunch of **** in it, like fried rice, or spaghetti, those shouldn't need any help... If those are lacking in flavor, then the cook sucked.
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#28 to #15 - herptyderpies (01/06/2016) [-]
***** do not put ketchut up white rice. the **** is wrong wichu
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User avatar #125 to #28 - makethingsworse (01/06/2016) [-]
Actually in Hawai'i it isn't uncommon to mix white rice, mayonnaise, hotdogs, and ketchup in a bowl. It's a version of comfort food. (The Hawaiian people are not known for their healthy food choices)

Can confirm this is true. My mother is Hawaiian and I have on multiple occasions walked in on her eating this amalgamation of unessential fats whilst watching Sherlock on Netflix.
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#130 to #28 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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#36 to #15 - iderpedintofj (01/06/2016) [-]
If any of those things require ketchup, they've been prepared wrong.

It's one thing if you're a college student with a $100 monthly food budget, but if you're a grown adult, you should learn how to actually cook.
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User avatar #111 to #36 - zombifier (01/06/2016) [-]
if you mix ground beef or hotdogs with mac and cheese, it's ******* delicious

and ketchup just completes it
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User avatar #113 to #36 - britexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
M&C doesn't require ketchup, but it makes it taste so much ******* better.
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User avatar #127 to #113 - makethingsworse (01/06/2016) [-]
Sriracha. That's the only red, Newtonian liquids going on M&C.
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User avatar #108 to #15 - kuntz (01/06/2016) [-]
ketchup and noodles is just horrible, but ketchup and rice is huge with Cubans and puerto ricans. i personally think it looks gross as **** but my friends kill the whole plate
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#165 to #3 - assholy (01/06/2016) [-]
Well then **** you!
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#135 to #3 - myjunk (01/06/2016) [-]
People arguing about what other people eat with religious passion.
What's wrong with you all that another man's eating choices bother you so much.
In all likelihood it does not affect you in ANY way.
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User avatar #155 to #135 - satansferret (01/06/2016) [-]
I like ice cream with red peppers.
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User avatar #180 to #179 - satansferret (01/07/2016) [-]
right?
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User avatar #16 to #3 - ifreakinglovepizza (01/06/2016) [-]
nah bro. try mac and cheese with maple syrup. it'll change your life.
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#37 to #16 - iderpedintofj (01/06/2016) [-]
BBQ sauce.
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User avatar #92 to #37 - iamrexraptor (01/06/2016) [-]
i have literal gallons of sweet baby rays bbq sauce in my pantry
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User avatar #116 to #92 - nickelakon (01/06/2016) [-]
Samefood.jpg
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User avatar #105 to #37 - ahnerma (01/06/2016) [-]
Hot sauce franks red hot works best imo
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User avatar #83 to #37 - traks (01/06/2016) [-]
I might actually give that a shot next time
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User avatar #103 to #37 - zioken (01/06/2016) [-]
I do this all the time ever since I tried it
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User avatar #25 to #16 - jesusisagoose (01/06/2016) [-]
i can't imagine cheese and syrup fitting together, how does it taste?
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User avatar #52 to #25 - crampers (01/06/2016) [-]
Just as good as Syrup, scrambled eggs and bacon
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User avatar #176 to #52 - jesusisagoose (01/06/2016) [-]
well bacon and syrup is actually pretty good, but i sadly don't have mac'n'cheese in my country
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User avatar #144 to #16 - majestispaceduck (01/06/2016) [-]
The most Canadian sentence I've ever personally experienced.
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User avatar #129 to #16 - makethingsworse (01/06/2016) [-]
If you can show me an appetizing picture of thus concoction then I will try it.
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#178 to #129 - ifreakinglovepizza (01/07/2016) [-]
you don't need a whole lot. it looks like normal mac and cheese but a little sweeter and with maple goodness flavor mixed in.
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User avatar #109 to #16 - kuntz (01/06/2016) [-]
mac and cheese with tuna (no tuna juice), weird combination but its great
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User avatar #4 to #3 - twiceasfun [OP](01/05/2016) [-]
And that is not okay
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User avatar #7 to #4 - ameercat (01/05/2016) [-]
nah its great, gives it more taste. its just like adding ketchup to plain noddles
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#9 to #8 - ameercat (01/06/2016) [-]
try it man
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#10 to #3 - lolfacejimmy (01/06/2016) [-]
Cheap (boxed) Mac and cheese=yes
Good Homemade=your a animal and shall be punished as such
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#21 - pointlessname (01/06/2016) [-]
Having my kid grow up to be a goth? Given all the gendersexual demikin furgod people out there goth is pretty damned good and I'll take it.
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User avatar #41 to #21 - donatelo (01/06/2016) [-]
they are fundamentally the same in the way that in most cases its just a phase they will grow out of.
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User avatar #55 to #41 - wdparsell (01/06/2016) [-]
Have the trigendered pyrofoxes really been around long enough for us to know if it just a phase, or will the world have to bare the burden of their snowflakocity for years to come?

Find next week on The World Is Totally ****** !
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User avatar #57 to #55 - donatelo (01/06/2016) [-]
it doesn't matter. phases are phases, it doesnt matter what exactly you were or are. this generation has genderfags, swagfags etc..last generation had goths, gunge etc.. other generation had discofags, leatherjacket fags etc etc etc.

phases are phases. most people simply grow out of them.
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#133 to #55 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Yes, actually.
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User avatar #173 to #133 - wdparsell (01/06/2016) [-]
Anon! You we're supposed to tell them next week.
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User avatar #85 to #41 - syntheticdoll (01/06/2016) [-]
Or if it's not a phase, they will grow into it and learn to dress both goth-like and properly.
Well... most of them anyway.
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#97 to #85 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Most dolls are synthetics...
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#29 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
what have you done?!
you're gonna rev up the comment section!
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User avatar #118 to #29 - nickelakon (01/06/2016) [-]
International castration day still gives me shivers
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User avatar #54 to #29 - marinepenguin (01/06/2016) [-]
If anything it's the progressives who are leading us to a dystopian future. Not conservatives.
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#79 to #54 - carrotpotato (01/06/2016) [-]
I thought that the girl meant that conservatives are scaring people that if they follow the more progressive/liberal/leftist party or parties the future will be the dystopia that was stolen from the authors.
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User avatar #58 to #29 - therockofshame ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Conservatism means to want to keep things the way they are. How the **** does that sound like dystopian future?
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#90 to #58 - smudgiemuffins (01/06/2016) [-]
In America, the conservative ideology doesn't necessarily have anything to do conservatism the concept. Nor does the liberal ideology really have anything to do with the concept of liberalism. I couldn't tell you what the origin of those names was, but they just refer to the two predominant political ideologies of America.
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#104 to #90 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Basically the liberals believe the government can spend your money better then you can so they want to take all your money away from you, but they also want the government to provide you all kinds of things. While the conservatives thing that it's better for people to keep as much of their money as possible so they purchase their own goods and services. Which they believe leads to a stronger economy. Since the two sides always fight what happens is they take as much of your money as possible, but provide you with no goods or services
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#69 to #58 - anonmynous (01/06/2016) [-]
Yeah I certainly miss the good old days of free labor and giant reptiles... change can suck a dick.
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User avatar #70 to #69 - therockofshame ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
**** you dinosaurs are awesome.
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User avatar #63 to #29 - tazze (01/06/2016) [-]
both conservatives and liberals are creating dystopias, the difference being that liberals follow Orwell's ideas, and conservatives follow Huxley's ideas.
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#81 to #63 - johrai (01/06/2016) [-]
**johrai used "*roll picture*"**
**johrai rolled image**Accurate.
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User avatar #30 to #29 - twiceasfun [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
I really thought that would be the one that provoked the most responses. Last time I made a comp, 95% of the comments were throwing a fit about a conservative joke. But nope, this time it's all about the Mac n cheese
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User avatar #31 to #30 - ugoboom ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I mean, mac and cheese is serious ******* buisness
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User avatar #32 to #31 - twiceasfun [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
And it is not okay to defile it with ketchup. Ketchup is a garbage condiment for garbage people
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#47 to #32 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Preach, brother.
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User avatar #33 to #30 - machiavellianhumor (01/06/2016) [-]
whatever **** you. you probably liked star wars. it stole its whole movie plot from the original movie frame for frame. jj abrahms is a hack and youre a bitch for not seeing through it
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User avatar #39 to #33 - twiceasfun [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
Wat
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User avatar #40 to #39 - machiavellianhumor (01/06/2016) [-]
star wars is liberal propeganda
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User avatar #42 to #40 - twiceasfun [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
Wat
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User avatar #43 to #42 - machiavellianhumor (01/06/2016) [-]
shut up liberal
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User avatar #44 to #43 - twiceasfun [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
Wat
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#14 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** My mac and cheese my business
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User avatar #166 to #14 - Plate (01/06/2016) [-]
My pocketoli my business
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#23 - lulzdealer ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
BBQ sauce in Mac n Cheese masterrace
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User avatar #112 to #23 - hanabro (01/06/2016) [-]
Straight up though, anyone who eats mac n cheese has no business calling themselves master race. Mac n Cheese is a tendies tier food.
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#119 to #112 - nickelakon (01/06/2016) [-]
Implying tendies isn't also mustard rice.
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#24 to #23 - twiceasfun [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
"Master race"
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#26 - swagasaurusrex (01/06/2016) [-]
That's a lotta ****** room on that plane
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#131 - terminalinfinity (01/06/2016) [-]
Saw: Vegan Edition
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User avatar #132 to #131 - twiceasfun [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
Uf it was for vegans, wouldn't it be more likely and effective to make them eat a whole steak to get out instead of something that just fits nicely into their diet?
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#134 to #132 - terminalinfinity (01/06/2016) [-]
I meant to imply that the Vegan is jigsaw in this case, not the victim
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User avatar #139 to #134 - twiceasfun [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
That makes more sense now
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#168 to #139 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
you two get out of here with your civilized resolution of misunderstandings n ****

bastards
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#124 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
Brave new world was stolen by libs though. We're living in an Orwellian nightmare. So What exactly is she referring too? I do not know of any dystopian futures where the government lets their citizens have guns or the freedom to speak against the government. I'm bamboozled.
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User avatar #136 to #124 - twiceasfun [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
>Brave New World
>Orwellian nightmare
I am rather confuse
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User avatar #138 to #136 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm talking about two different things that are similar.
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User avatar #140 to #138 - twiceasfun [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
They aren't really that similar though except that they're both dystopian. The way in which they are though is not anywhere close to alike
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User avatar #141 to #140 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
Have you actually read brave new world, or any of George Orwell's books? A lot of what George and Aldous write are similar, theme wise.
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User avatar #142 to #141 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
edit: the theme being unnoticed human enslavement.
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User avatar #162 to #142 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
The people in orwell's dystopia are well aware of their enslavement.
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User avatar #164 to #162 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm talking about the parallels between both authors and real life.
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User avatar #160 to #141 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
They are literally opposing dystopias.

Orwell's dystopias suppress freedom through a jack boot to your head. You cannot act independently because the government is always watching and always controlling your actions

Huxley's dystopia suppresses freedom through distraction. With people completely and utterly distracted by the colourful baubles, an insidious government can surreptitiously achieve absolute control with no coercion.
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User avatar #146 to #141 - twiceasfun [OP](01/06/2016) [-]
Yes, I have and an Orwellian nightmare is vastly different from Brave New World because extreme indulgence and entertainment to pacify people into not caring and not doing anything for themselves is different from a violent government actively oppressing its people and lying to cover it up
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User avatar #163 to #146 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
the US is doing the jackbooting secretly m8 whilst keeping the majority of the population entertained. You CAN do both.
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User avatar #153 to #146 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
Did you read the edit Yeah so both just like our current system. IE David Koresh, The viscous rapist who's victims said he didn't rape before they were shot up during the raid to capture David Koresh
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User avatar #154 to #153 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/06/2016) [-]
He was also just days before doing an armed peaceful protest against the government
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#62 - tazze (01/06/2016) [-]
it wouldn't be the first time I eat a tomato, like, straight up eat a tomato as if it were an apple, I don't know what's bad about it.
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User avatar #89 to #62 - mewtastic (01/06/2016) [-]
He might be talking about having to eat the core too, which sucks. I eat tomatos like apples all the time
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User avatar #158 - recreater (01/06/2016) [-]
The Music is ... Still Going...
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#126 - ddoggdiggity (01/06/2016) [-]
Ketchup with fish and rice is the ****** bomb
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#96 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I'd dump my ketchup on your macaroni OP ;)
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#82 - syntheticdoll (01/06/2016) [-]
My mother was okay with it. Then my brother was born... and turned out to be an autist... hehehe... we're a family of mistakes.
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User avatar #93 to #82 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
You're gonna have to carry one too now ;)
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#22 - cuteasiangirls (01/06/2016) [-]
when someone puts ketchup on their mac and cheese
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User avatar #86 to #22 - lickmeforfree (01/06/2016) [-]
sauce
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#120 to #86 - nickelakon (01/06/2016) [-]
Ketchup, obviously
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User avatar #172 to #120 - lickmeforfree (01/06/2016) [-]
you fcking cheeky kunt
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#84 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
**** you ***** , I'll eat my mac and cheese any way i ******* want. hell i'll slather that **** in soy and hot sauce and then spray the ******* ketchup on it and eat the **** out of that.
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User avatar #65 - skarba ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Dafuq was with the first one? The first one is just a faggot who can't handle a little ketchup in their mac&cheese. Ketchup is just perfect in mac&cheese. Ketchup completes mac&cheese. Ketchup is literally the ultimate sauce. AS LONG AS YOU USE HEINZ MASTER RACE!
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User avatar #114 to #65 - highkingtorygg (01/06/2016) [-]
heinz is the master race, but its still odd to put ketchup in your mac and cheese
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User avatar #177 to #114 - skarba ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Maybe if it's store bouht, sure, but home made, it tastes better woth ketchup IF you know what you're doing.
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#34 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
If we let liberals run the country itd be like germany on new years eve. More cultural enrichment please
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User avatar #45 to #34 - Ruspanic (01/06/2016) [-]
There it is.
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#51 - lordraine ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
'by the conservative party'

'the conservative party'

Oh sweetheart.
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User avatar #77 to #51 - TheHutchie (01/06/2016) [-]
Uhh, I doubt that she's American. The Conservative Party is an actual group in the UK.
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