Straya Cunt. . Anonymous Tue 24 Jun 2014 19: 01: 45 hlo. Report met up on a date with an Aussie chick by my friend aat a restaurant sshe greets me with a high f
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Straya Cunt

Anonymous Tue 24 Jun 2014 19: 01: 45 hlo. Report
met up on a date with an Aussie chick by my friend
aat a restaurant
sshe greets me with a high five
wk, that was weird
Hit down
murders a beer in the heme
appens the heme by slamming it against the side of the table
shrinks the whole thing in 2 seconds and says "ah I can' t ****** stand this American pisswater **** "
wells to the waiter "HEY YA CUNT BRING ME ANOTHER!"
sshe orders a steak and tells the waiter she wants "wants the cunt cooked more rare than a who with ajob"
my the time the feed arrives she' s downed 9 beers
rd watch in horror as she pulls cut againt 12" hunting knife and stabs it into the steak
flirts the whole thing to her face and bites off half of it
stalks with her mouth full and says really loudly "HEY MATE YOU ****** WANT SUMMA THIS TS BLOODY AMAZING"
Never again.
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User avatar #9 - Lambda (06/28/2014) [-]
She sounds like a keeper.
User avatar #1 - jettom (06/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
what the **** rei
User avatar #8 - worldatarms ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I could see from some people's perspective that it's ******* disgusting and would never date her again.
But this seems like a bloody brilliant gf for my liking.
User avatar #7 - wcpapier ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
i really need these kind of people in my life
#6 - rossodonavanv (06/28/2014) [-]
would of said sure probably was some damn good steak
User avatar #4 - dezza (06/28/2014) [-]
The sex is great though plus in this story nothing that can kill you except the knife
User avatar #3 - beyondthebatman (06/28/2014) [-]
Probably one of the nicest things an Aussie said that month.
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