Anonymous Tue 24 Jun 2014 19: 01: 45 hlo. Report
met up on a date with an Aussie chick by my friend
aat a restaurant
sshe greets me with a high five
wk, that was weird
murders a beer in the heme
appens the heme by slamming it against the side of the table
shrinks the whole thing in 2 seconds and says "ah I can' t fuckin stand this American pisswater shit"
wells to the waiter "HEY YA CUNT BRING ME ANOTHER!"
sshe orders a steak and tells the waiter she wants "wants the cunt cooked more rare than a who with ajob"
my the time the feed arrives she' s downed 9 beers
rd watch in horror as she pulls cut againt 12" hunting knife and stabs it into the steak
flirts the whole thing to her face and bites off half of it
stalks with her mouth full and says really loudly "HEY MATE YOU FUCKIN WANT SUMMA THIS TS BLOODY AMAZING"