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#10 - coloredfolks (01/05/2016) [-]
reminds me of my college..UVA where a girl lied to rolling stone magazine about getting gang raped by an entire fraternity pledge class.

story blew up, nation-wide media coverage, all fraternity activities cancelled, the "offending frat"....phi psi got vandalized and basically banned.

then the real story came out...this one girl really liked this guy in phi psi who turned her down so she went ape **** , creating fake emails and online personalities creating this story about how the guy and his frat brothers raped her etc.

tl;dr women have wayyy too much power in this new cuck world we live in
#11 to #10 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**We treated them like royalty back in the 70's or so and now like 50% of them deserve to be treated like objects from how much **** they caused i'm just talking out of my ass with the 50% thing but i've met my fair share of bitch feminist women, some not even SJW and they're just as bitchy Also those princess movies they see should never have been shown to the ones who think they deserve everything
User avatar #54 to #10 - Kelevra (01/05/2016) [-]
We had a similar case here at USC where this girl lied about almost being kidnapped because she was either late or she wanted to avoid exams. The rumor for the reasons vary between those two. Here's the news article though. www.wrdw.com/news/headlines/Police-Kidnapping-report-on-USC-campus-was-a-lie-225170202.html
#21 to #10 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
god ******* DAMNIT STOP BEING SUCH UNINTELLIGENT ********* .

WHAT THE **** IS UP WITH FUNNYJUNK AND THEIR MISUSE OF WORDS ALL OF A SUDDEN, THIS IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE USE OF THE WORD 'CUCK', IF YOU'RE GOING TO INSULT SOMETHING, DO IT ******* RIGHT.

NO THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT YOU BEING ALLOWED TO EXPRESS YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN WAY, BECAUSE IF YOU HAD THE SENSE OF INDIVIDUALITY TO EXPRESS YOURSELF, YOU WOULDN'T USE THE SAME HIVEMINDED ADJECTIVE THAT EVERYONE ELSE USES.

Now I need to go breath in a ******* bag for a few hours to calm myself down over this ******* retard. Seriously, stay in school.
#26 to #21 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
stop being a cuck, cuck
#30 to #26 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
**** you cuck
#59 to #30 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Shut your cuckhole, cuck.
#39 to #21 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
This website just copies every internet trend catches on and collectively the community cannot think for itself.

It's a lost cause to try to explain what simple words like "meme" and "cuck" mean. Most people can't even differentiate the definition of the word "cuckold" and the definition of a "cuckold fetish."
User avatar #58 to #39 - rumpledforeskin (01/06/2016) [-]
id like to know what it means, i keep seeing it and i don't know what im reading because of it
User avatar #56 to #10 - yojo (01/06/2016) [-]
hahahaha we gave your school so much **** for that. In the end I'm glad the truth came out.
Still though, **** UVA
User avatar #15 to #10 - sausydangles (01/05/2016) [-]
My gf had a girl that lived in her suite in college that slept with so many phi psi they called her the phicycle
User avatar #12 to #10 - datassman (01/05/2016) [-]
If I remember right, the writer for the Stone who interviewed her not calling that bitch a reporter since she has absolutely zero journalistic integrity was aware that the story was made up but wrote about it anyway because of her agenda. Also it wasn't the first time she'd done something similar
User avatar #13 to #12 - coloredfolks (01/05/2016) [-]
yes, exactly!

she wrote a nearly identical "expose" on the whole catholic priest pedophilia thing
#34 - stalini (01/05/2016) [-]
Someone explain the sugar free one
User avatar #49 to #34 - frenulum (01/05/2016) [-]
i second this
User avatar #48 to #34 - sinonyx (01/05/2016) [-]
aside from sugar free sugar, the gray faded text on the image says "shutterstock"

but i have no idea about the significance of that
#53 to #48 - hongkonglongdong (01/05/2016) [-]
It means it's a free image off the internet.

He photoshopped the ******* "sugar free" logo onto the sugar.
User avatar #55 to #53 - sinonyx (01/05/2016) [-]
OHHH... well that makes a lot of sense now
User avatar #50 to #34 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
the dude lied by using an image of google that one could see was definitely off google by the black cited text at the bottom of the image
User avatar #52 to #34 - harugot (01/05/2016) [-]
it means that they took a "Sugar Free" logo off the internet and photo shopped it onto the sugar bag, then used several big words to sound intelligent about their "discovery" of a bag of sugar free sugar, at least that what i got out of it
#57 to #52 - stalini (01/06/2016) [-]
thanks
User avatar #2 - anonefgthree (01/05/2016) [-]
I feel like on the first one some random SJW can take a picture of any random guy and add that caption, thereby ******* over the guy's life.
#35 to #2 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Yep, I called it. Knew that the minute one of these comps had a guy getting called out there'd be a "what if it's not real??" comment. ******* sad.
User avatar #51 to #35 - anonefgthree (01/05/2016) [-]
I prefer when there's some sort of evidence the person is doing something wrong/got caught.
#61 to #35 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
**** off back to Tumblr whore
#1 - psychotayto (01/05/2016) [-]
**psychotayto used "*roll picture*"**
**psychotayto rolled image**>That last image
Tumblr users prove to all of us time and time again that they are human scum.
They lie, bully, threaten, and ruin lives because they were picked on back in school or something.
The fact that tumblr has a whole community of people who hide behind the guise of being kleptomaniacs in order to steal things they desire just tells you what kind of people they are.
#3 to #1 - profisharrow (01/05/2016) [-]
oi, my sisterfag is a **********
watch ur peehole
User avatar #6 to #3 - psychotayto (01/05/2016) [-]
So is mine.
And the cunt is cray
#8 to #1 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
BUT, this one is actually pointing out than men can get raped, and it is an issue. Besides, plenty of people on funnyjunk who steal images as well, and just like on funnyjunk, this person got called out on it and was ridiculed for claiming someone else's content their own
#9 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
>>Why would they send someone to jail for ***** $5 roll of tape. . . .

It doesn't matter how much it cost. The law is there for a reason and if you brake it you pay the price. Big punishment for crimes is what will stop crimes. There would be a lot more crime If the punishment was as simple as having to pay for the stolen item. A lot more people would take the chance.
#14 to #9 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Actually it does matter, the classification of penal dispositions are often according to the quantity in damages
User avatar #25 to #14 - assyria (01/05/2016) [-]
if im not mistaken, theft laws in america go from $50, a third degree misdemeanor, to 200$, a second degree, to $2000, a third degree.
so it doesnt matter, you could still face a year in lockup
#38 - fridayhype (01/05/2016) [-]
The last one never said he took the picture

He just said he saw the sign and took it

The replier is a ******* idiot and so is OP for putting that in
User avatar #40 to #38 - grimsho ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
"a local store had *this*"
"took *this* sign off their hands"
They're clearly referring to the sign in the picture, you're jumping through mental hoops if you think they aren't heavily implying that they took the picture of the sign.
#42 to #40 - fridayhype (01/05/2016) [-]
"They're clearly referring to the sign in the picture"

How? Everything in the post could refer to either scenario and there's literally nothing to indicate that they said they took the picture. What are you referring to?

I just read it again, and yeah maybe it does lean slightly towards "I took the picture" if you have no context, but that's not a guarantee, and calling someone out for something they maybe said they did is ******* stupid.
User avatar #43 to #42 - grimsho ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Their multiple use of "this sign" shows they're referring to the one in the picture, not one like it. If it was a sign like the one in the picture, not THE one in the picture, then that's kind of something you specify/elaborate on.
#47 to #43 - fridayhype (01/05/2016) [-]
Just to end the argument, yes it's an english sign, no that doesn't mean he's a native speaker, and yes I think that's what OP was "probably" implying but it's pointless to assume.


You're welcome to disagree.
#44 to #43 - fridayhype (01/05/2016) [-]
No.

I mean that's all I have to say, but in my experience, that's not necessarily how people use language. And even if it is, trying to use generalized rules on someone on the internet who isn't necessarily a native speaker is a waste of time.

People who aren't native speakers use language in abnormal ways often. "People don't really do that" isn't a useful argument. I already knew that. I agree.
#18 - rohedje (01/05/2016) [-]
That last one... Leaves an uneasy vibe. Not trying to brag or anything It's pretty pathetic reason to brag about , but my...eh, pretty much, more sex-friend than gf, have an obsession with my butt. Now, she's very passionate and i mean VERY about it. To the point when she openly grudges of not having a pinus to rape me instead. And I want to just have quality sexy time with my sex-friend.
What do FJ?
User avatar #23 to #18 - nanako (01/05/2016) [-]
strapon
#19 to #18 - cornellexplain (01/05/2016) [-]
let her do butt stuff

what are you, gay?
User avatar #20 to #19 - rohedje (01/05/2016) [-]
It ******* hurts, m8.
#24 to #20 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Anal always hurts if you don't prepare yourself, be you woman or man.

A man can feel great pleasure from getting it, so you might want to investigate further, but if she takes a 9" golden dildo and tries to shove it all the way down, tell her to **** off because that's the kind of thing that mentally scars you into never doing it more.

If you're totally not into it then make it clear to her.
#28 to #20 - androgyny (01/05/2016) [-]
don't be a bitch bro
User avatar #31 to #28 - rohedje (01/05/2016) [-]
It HURTS, brah. I have hair in there, y'see glorious caucasian masterrace , and she has quite sharp nails. Plus, she's over-enthusiastic about this shiet: two fingers right away feels damn too intense for me.
#33 to #31 - androgyny (01/05/2016) [-]
Broski do me a favor the next time you **** , turn around and look in the toilet of that glorious 6 inch piece of bark you just sharted out with orgasmic glee, and compare that **** to her fingers.
#41 to #18 - grimsho ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
If you're not comfortable about it don't let her do it, you pussy bitch. If you let her ass-rape you one day that's on you. Not everyone is comfortable is assplay, that's fine, and you should never feel pressured into doing something sexual that's uncomfortable to you.
User avatar #45 to #41 - rohedje (01/05/2016) [-]
Eh, I get it, but she's into dominating and powerplay i had to ****** fight with her to get my shirt back and I really want her to feel good. Ideally, I wanted her to have an orgasm but me being a helpless virgin interfering with this.
User avatar #16 - exoripper (01/05/2016) [-]
What's the sugar one? I don't get it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jonnyfrosty (01/05/2016) [-]
They found the template "sugarfree" online, its just photoshopped onto the bag. The faded grey text reads "shutterstock"
#4 - profisharrow (01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
Great job on these comps! I love seeing them! Keep it up!
User avatar #7 - momad (01/05/2016) [-]
There's no way to prove the first guy ever said that, he could've just pissed the camera guy off and he wants revenge
User avatar #46 - sinonyx (01/05/2016) [-]
what's the point of reposting the first pic if you're going to blur part of his face...?
User avatar #60 - pyjamadog (01/09/2016) [-]
Explain to me the sugar one
User avatar #32 - thejusticar (01/05/2016) [-]
sorry if this sounds retarded but, can someone explain the first one? i dun geddit.
User avatar #36 to #32 - windbound (01/05/2016) [-]
He was bragging about having an affair on the train, and the uploader of the picture hoped his wife would find said picture and find out about her husband cheating on her.
User avatar #37 to #36 - thejusticar (01/05/2016) [-]
ah sorry most of these are people being caught online lying like idiots. didn't think it would be true.
User avatar #22 - danegunjic (01/05/2016) [-]
Cant see **** on the "Sugar free" one, what is going on?
User avatar #27 to #22 - galkawhm (01/05/2016) [-]
There's a watermark on the "Sugar Free" pic.
#5 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Well the last one could have been him finding the exact same sign but didn't take a picture of it.

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