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Straight Up Caught Comp. 13. redditor claims he can play CS:GO at the professional level after playing with bots 2 hours a day due to his extremely poor interne
Straight Up Caught Comp. 13. redditor claims he can play CS:GO at the professional level after playing with bots 2 hours a day due to his extremely poor interne
Straight Up Caught Comp. 13. redditor claims he can play CS:GO at the professional level after playing with bots 2 hours a day due to his extremely poor interne
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Straight Up Caught Comp. 13. redditor claims he can play CS:GO at the professional level after playing with bots 2 hours a day due to his extremely poor interne

redditor claims he can play CS:GO at the professional level after playing with bots 2 hours a day due to his extremely poor internet. Sweaty internet detectives call him out.


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Straight Up Caught Comp. 13. redditor claims he can play CS:GO at the professional level after playing with bots 2 hours a day due to his extremely poor interne

when you steal other people's artwork, make sure you edit out the signature



your average DJ


Straight Up Caught Comp. 13. redditor claims he can play CS:GO at the professional level after playing with bots 2 hours a day due to his extremely poor interne
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Mps get a lot of abuse online - mostly I just take it. That just normalises it
and makes it acceptable, which it isnt So starting today I will publish it -
you have been warned!
This is from ‘from Dewey:
Look, I know that you' re just a robot or at least a person so detached from
reality that you have no empathy for anyone but your super rich buddies
and benefactors, but at one point you must have felt some kind of emotion
towards other people? Unless you' gone "full Cameron" rendering you an
empty shell of a human being containing nothing but pure venom and spite
ft) : .. . y. e off than you, in which case there is no hope.
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You added the bit where it says ‘Unless you die", I never
wrote that: .
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twould never wish death on anyone. Even a
soulless Tory liar such as yourself.
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I Hours ? I linear this is a Bit out of the blue as I' never entailed you before But listen up.
I am writing to you to urge you to oppose proposals for the UK width military action in Syria against .
I am sure we would both like In see the defeat of both BIL and the Assad regime u hut it is not clear that this is an
achievable aim. The military forces of the us, France and Russia [among others] have already been bombing EL impact in
Syria for some time - there is no shortage of bombs, But the was tor UK military involvement has not been made,
What is lacking is a comprehensive strategic plan that will metre life better for the Syrian people. David Cameron would some
British forces into a region In which our supposed allies have very different objectives and are, in some cases. in conflict with
each other It could make matters even worse and a political solution to the Syrian chit war more remote.
In that light, I' d urge you instead to argue for measures to out on the flow of funds and arms to BIL and for action against
those that trade with them.
Look; I kmow that mute probably just a roboter at the very least a person so detached from reality that they have no
empathy for anyone but their super rich buddies and benefactors, but atone point you must have felt some kind of emotion
towards other people? Unless youth gone “full Cameron‘ rendering you an empty shell of a human being containing nothing
but pure venom and who for anyone worse off than you, in which case there is no hope.
Think about it. yeah’?
Love,
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User avatar #2 - notenoughtortillas [OP](01/06/2016) [+] (44 replies)
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Comp1: /Straight+up+caught+comp/funny-pictures/5788129/
Comp2: /Straight+up+caught+comp+2/funny-pictures/5788136/
Comp3: /Straight+up+caught+comp+3/funny-pictures/5789514/
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Comp10: /Straight+up+caught+comp+10/funny-pictures/5789556/
Comp11: /Straight+up+caught+comp+11/funny-pictures/5790991/
Comp12: /Straight+up+caught+comp+12/funny-pictures/5791201/

Also, if you want a mention on these comps (I will make more cause people like them I guess) reply to this comment.
mentions: reepsixtythree braxtotxarb stepsword theonesmartdude steelcrasher johto madhousemaxy thesinful felixmelody kkkmasterrace thegayman cansrfunny Denver
undistracted assholy traitorspinner ruped shyyguy zacoren jackmaccone kimilsung bloodhartbringer tegg lookatmyhouseofwax rollder hoursofglass austinrocket kingoftheanonymous fiora zaxzwim theblindingsun
ijustwannaplay tridaak thatweirdchick frenzyhero goodadventures tinkotin MonstrousAngel Kiwi the panda epicporter rollmeanddie omahooha highkingtorygg willindor triene turdparty quoterox funz theshadowed tjilaz thenoahgoesree
Magnamancer pokedigimon DickAndBalls vpiii jerrythefruit ColeTheUber bluslenderman raggedstar cxccv thickfingers
#4 - kaliban (01/06/2016) [-]
That's a wireless sound board, duh
User avatar #40 to #4 - thetoyscissors (01/07/2016) [-]
What songs are playing that webm yo
User avatar #42 to #40 - bronywiseman ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
The one that goes "Bee-boo-boo-beep boo-boo-bop."
User avatar #64 to #42 - sonofpsychodad (01/07/2016) [-]
Nono, you're thinking of "Bee-boo-baa-boo-baa-boo-bop".
User avatar #43 to #42 - thetoyscissors (01/07/2016) [-]
THANKS
#51 to #40 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Second one: This is sparta remix
Third one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CMTXyExkeI
#66 to #51 - metacobalion (01/07/2016) [-]
GIRUGAMESH
#89 to #40 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
First one is the Donkey Kong/Super Smash Bros. Hammer Theme
Second is the Sparta remix
Third is boss music from Final Fantasy V: Battle on the Big Bridge.
User avatar #83 to #4 - IHaveADHD ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Wireless connections from outlet to device?
User avatar #86 to #83 - yibdiy (01/07/2016) [-]
It's called future, look it up.
#88 to #4 - myjunk (01/07/2016) [-]
Well then where's the bluetooth cable?!
User avatar #107 to #4 - madzombiie (01/07/2016) [-]
wheres the hotline miami one?
User avatar #119 to #112 - madzombiie (01/07/2016) [-]
oh yeah baby
User avatar #22 to #12 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
"Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a trooper before throwing him out of an Imperial troop transport."
User avatar #45 to #12 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
"Tell me about Kylo, why does he wear the mask?"
User avatar #115 to #45 - davidbowiesensei (01/07/2016) [-]
Probably because the rest of the First Order wouldn't take him seriously otherwise.
User avatar #117 to #115 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
He's a big guy.
User avatar #122 to #117 - davidbowiesensei (01/07/2016) [-]
For you.
#106 to #45 - skebaba (01/07/2016) [-]
"You just don't get it, mum. All the cool kids wear these."
#44 - motherfuckingkenji (01/07/2016) [-]
That girl looks like a fish and he looks very angry about that.
User avatar #55 to #44 - schnitzelwagen (01/07/2016) [-]
"This is ******** , I wished for a mermaid, not a fishhead."
User avatar #54 to #44 - denniswilles (01/07/2016) [-]
I mean, I'd be angry too.
User avatar #75 to #44 - barakakaka (01/07/2016) [-]
"Alas, catfished again"
#28 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
"took me about half an hour"

yeah looks like it
User avatar #77 to #17 - blademontane (01/07/2016) [-]
>Person makes up post for notes
>Person makes up post for notes
>First person ***** on second person for more notes

Foolproof plan
User avatar #62 to #17 - TheEpicTroll (01/07/2016) [-]
She sank the boat she was on, just to kill the captain.
#90 to #62 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
But she WAS the captain. She sank her own boat to kill a stowaway.
#57 - drl ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
why would you want to even steal this monstrosity
#108 to #57 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Christ alive that girl is terrified of that mongoloid ape man, lovecraft would have a field day with that fishperson. Goddamn his hand is as big as her head
#39 - jacobpicardy ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
regarding that speed test one, i've gotten this before at my grandmas...
User avatar #76 to #39 - majestispaceduck ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
The server was 100 miles away, was nothing closer?
#67 to #39 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
That... That hurt to look at.   
(pic related just ran this speed test - not sure why my upload is dragging today...)
That... That hurt to look at.
(pic related just ran this speed test - not sure why my upload is dragging today...)
#69 to #67 - justtocomment (01/07/2016) [-]
Ah **** - wasn't logged in... Also didn't realize I saved as gif.
#102 to #69 - shenro (01/07/2016) [-]
this is mine, i don't know if having **** open affects it, but if it does then know that i have 2 browser games open, youtube tabs, one of which is playing a video and 1 FJ tab.
User avatar #103 to #102 - shenro (01/07/2016) [-]
2 youtube tabs*
#126 to #125 - youxbarstard (01/08/2016) [-]
ffs internet stop not stopping me from me making me look stupid.
User avatar #127 to #126 - shenro (01/08/2016) [-]
m8 this ain't a forum, you just take a picture/gif link and post it through 'upload via url', this should be obvious for someone with a blue name.
#128 to #127 - youxbarstard (01/08/2016) [-]
Don't underestimate my inability to not pay attention to things.
I just type **** that comes to my head.
#46 to #39 - youxbarstard (01/07/2016) [-]
That honestly scares me.
User avatar #6 - Lintutu (01/06/2016) [-]
Can someone explain the applebees boyfriend one? It just looks like 2 people are pissed


And also op can your comps be longer? Please?
User avatar #21 to #6 - civilizedwasteland (01/07/2016) [-]
guy was cheating with some random girl
User avatar #30 to #6 - MoparMan (01/07/2016) [-]
Looks to me like both the people are shopped in? Dunno
User avatar #41 to #6 - Izen (01/07/2016) [-]
well the dude thinks he caught his friend cheating
if you follow the original thread ends up it was his sister
User avatar #81 to #41 - quantumranger (01/07/2016) [-]
Where is the original?
User avatar #111 to #81 - Izen (01/07/2016) [-]
Facebook like 4 years ago or some ****
#8 to #6 - miasaki ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Looks like they were either there separately and someone the dude knows just took a pic, or more likely, they are wondering why some random ass person is taking a picture of them, hence the annoyed/awkward faces. That's as far as I got.
#19 to #8 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
That doesn't really belong in a "caught" comp then
#24 to #19 - miasaki ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I don't recall making the comp. I agree though, unless someone considers the person taking the photo as "caught" because they are creepy as **** and the people are looking directly at them, then its just a photo taken by some tard being dumb online.
#95 - benadryl (01/07/2016) [-]
Why would you even pretend you made such thing? It's hideous.
#98 to #95 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
While i agree, it's no masterpiece, can you do any better?
#105 to #98 - benadryl (01/07/2016) [-]
I tried.
#123 to #105 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Well, you're a better artist than i am. I can **** up stick figures
#114 to #98 - yaybacon (01/07/2016) [-]
Took me about a half hour.
User avatar #96 to #95 - aquaekk (01/07/2016) [-]
for practice
User avatar #59 - ieatbengay (01/07/2016) [-]
why would someone put a signature on a ****** drawing like that
User avatar #63 to #59 - leonhardt (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh like you've never been proud of a drawing or thing you made.
#23 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Who would even bother lying about most of these? Like this drawing is nothing special, and that guy lying about his internet speed doesn't seem to have any benefit at all.
User avatar #32 to #23 - darthblam (01/07/2016) [-]
Just ******** that crave attention.
User avatar #33 to #23 - donatelo (01/07/2016) [-]
Thats what im curious about..i used to have draw **** pictures in middleschool, but found them on some dudes profile claiming they were his.
#65 to #23 - justtocomment (01/07/2016) [-]
The lie about Internet speed was to excuse why he didn't play in live lobbies for CS.
User avatar #47 - tittylovin (01/07/2016) [-]
Ahhh man I love these things
Plus the baneposting makes my day. OP you're a saint and a respectable member of Funnyjunk.
User avatar #52 - mintea (01/07/2016) [-]
I knew a guy who posted a drawing of some ****** band on his fb claiming he drew it. My friend found this was from someone else's deviant art account. He posted the proof, and the guy claimed that is his deviant art account. It was clearly a girl's account.
I can't remember the rest fully but it got to the point where the guy actually claimed his dad owned deviant art in attempts to cover up his lie.
#94 - RandomMRTroll (01/07/2016) [-]
mfw she sticks it in the wrong hole
User avatar #25 - adequateshingle (01/07/2016) [-]
DJ Wireless DJ Wireless
User avatar #37 to #25 - Silver Quantum (01/07/2016) [-]
DJ Electricity-less
#109 to #25 - ryndw (01/07/2016) [-]
Could maybe be the work of a printer cable, but looks a bit too robust to run off of usb power.
#110 - jtistillam (01/07/2016) [-]
I feel like something is wrong here.
#101 - ironguy ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
MFW The last one

******* lying goat piece of ****
#99 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
The DJ picture pretty much paints a accurate picture. Idiots who think they are an "artist" because they can play somebody else's per-recorded music. Look I'm special I can fade between to audio sources, and screw with the play back of the record. To be brutally honest it's an insult to real musicians to even call their typical music selection music.
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