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User avatar #52 - fargtwo (02/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Why wouldn't he believe in talking snakes? He's a senator, he works with a room full of them every day.

I apologize if this joke's already been made.
User avatar #5 - chuckstein (02/13/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I support what he's saying, but Bill Maher is so ******* full of himself I can't stand watching his show.
#27 - Yojimbo (02/13/2014) [+] (47 replies)
Bill Maher is such a doucher. His "mockumentary" was pretty much him going around the country making fun of people, being a dick, and trying to provoke people into arguments.

He and Ricky Gervais are the two most obnoxious atheists I can think of
#166 - kthxbailol ONLINE (02/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
christians: if you don´t believe in evolution, how come snakes don´t talk anymore?
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#11 - superwheels (02/13/2014) [+] (39 replies)
The Bible is hilarious...   
   
If you're dumb enough to take it literally.    
   
Every single story in the bible is a metaphor meant to represent the correct ways to live your life. God didn't actually turn Lot's wife into a pillar of salt when she looked back the city of Sodom's destruction, it's just a metaphor for not dwelling on the past. For this reason both Bill Maher and the Senator are stupid.    
   
Bill and the Senator are treating the book of Genesis like it's a scientific research paper explaining the origin of man, which is stupid for obvious reasons.
The Bible is hilarious...

If you're dumb enough to take it literally.

Every single story in the bible is a metaphor meant to represent the correct ways to live your life. God didn't actually turn Lot's wife into a pillar of salt when she looked back the city of Sodom's destruction, it's just a metaphor for not dwelling on the past. For this reason both Bill Maher and the Senator are stupid.

Bill and the Senator are treating the book of Genesis like it's a scientific research paper explaining the origin of man, which is stupid for obvious reasons.
#13 to #11 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
yes, yes, everything is a metaphor just so you can interpret it 1000 different ways so if your first interpretation is wrong, you can just say oops i actually meant:...


at least science admits when it's wrong and explains why it was wrong and explains how it is right once again until proven wrong

#198 - meuk ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
#179 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [+] (17 replies)
and thats why atheists are ******** ... they can't let anyone believe what they want
User avatar #180 to #179 - AvatarAirBender (02/13/2014) [-]
It becomes a huge problem in America because we have separation of church and state. We can't have law makers passing laws based on their religious beliefs.
#181 - hirollin (02/13/2014) [-]
Your way of thinking is faulty.
You are incapable of making rational decisions.
Your ability to lead is compromised.
Calm yourself, for there is hope yet.
Big Brother will take care of everything.
User avatar #158 - cryingchicken (02/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Oh look, 2 ******** trying to decide which one is the bigger ******* .
User avatar #107 - kirkbot ONLINE (02/13/2014) [+] (15 replies)
god punished the "snake" after Adam and Eve were thrown out of the paradise
god said that the snake from now on has to crouch on the ground
so did the snake have legs before that?
#130 to #107 - pickaxe (02/13/2014) [-]
"crouching on the ground"
"crouching on the ground"
#218 - bitchesbanthymine (02/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If you tell me there's a book I can read about it I will 						*******					 end you.
If you tell me there's a book I can read about it I will ******* end you.
#59 - mrjweezy (02/13/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I'm confused on how we accept homosexuality but we wont except religion.    
I'm beginning to think people only agree with what other people want to hear.   
Here i found this gif. funny
I'm confused on how we accept homosexuality but we wont except religion.
I'm beginning to think people only agree with what other people want to hear.
Here i found this gif. funny
#61 to #59 - boomerpyro (02/13/2014) [-]
oh, but i do EXCEPT religion
User avatar #268 - MrDeadiron (02/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I just hate Bill Maher because he's just as big an idiot as the people he's making fun of.
#251 - ishotthedeputy (02/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I'm sure if all the atheists sit atop their thrones of wisdom and just call everyone an idiot, people will understand their point of view.
I'm sure if all the atheists sit atop their thrones of wisdom and just call everyone an idiot, people will understand their point of view.
#240 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
Bill Maher is hilarious. I don't know why you guys hate on him so much. Sure, he can be an ass, but he's not wrong.
#167 - thismustbeseen (02/13/2014) [+] (12 replies)
US senator just openly admitted he's an idiot. How do you even function America?
#20 - ugakicka (02/13/2014) [+] (9 replies)
**ugakicka rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at boogy boo!! list (myth list) ** If you can separate that **** from the politics, who the **** cares? Plenty of intelligent people believe in creationism. They aren't all brainwashed idiots and if you believe that then you are just as bad as them. Grow some sense. It's not one dimensional. There is more to intelligence than that.

It's so funny to point out the idiots, though, right?
#21 to #20 - adrenalinbbq (02/13/2014) [-]
W.......wait. Who cares? I'm pretty sure America's founding fathers made it a pretty big point to separate church and state.
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