So my cousin recently finished college and he always share stories about the crazy stuff that would happen, and about his roommate Carlos. I figured I'd share some of the stories with you guys. If it does well I'll post more.
>Be my cousin
>first day of first year
>nervous as ****
>most nervous about meeting his roommate
>walks into dorm room by himself, dreading the worst
>sitting on one bed with a laptop is this huge red haired guy with a full beard
>he see's me cousin and gets up
>the guy is 6'5 and as muscular as a bull
>in a voice as deep as the Loch Ness says "Hey, I'm Carlos your roommate"
>cousin is dumbfounded by the mountain named Carlos
>after a minute of silence cousin notices Carlos has his hand outstretched for a handshake
>cousin grabs and shakes hands and manages a "h-hey, I'm Rob, nice to meet you"
>Carlos smiles and says "can I have my hand back now?"
>cousin lets go embarrassed
>Carlos goes "Yeah I know, doesn't quite fit how I look right?"
>"I'm adopted, my mom is black and my dad is mexican"
>cousin goes "Oh okay"
>cousin easily accepts most things
>week goes by
>cousin and Carlos are best buds
>have two classes together
>day for parents to come visit arrives
>my aunt and uncle go
>Carlos parents go
>everything goes as the day would go
>"remember to study and eat well"
>day ends, parents leave
>super hick comes up to Carlos in dorms
>"I saw your parents, you ******* adopted?"
>Carlos gives a cold and questioning yes
>superhick goes "what would a ****** and some mexcrement want with a pasty ginger baby like you?"
>Carlos towers over superhick by at least a foot
>superhick is ******* crazy
>Carlos slightly stunned says "what the **** did you say"
>superhick is not the shiniest mud pie in the field
>superhick goes " I SAID WHAT WOULD A NI-"
>Carlos punches superhick in the face before he can finish
>Carlos calmly asks "Is this your dorm?"
>through countless swear words superhick says "NO THIS AINT MY DORM YOU STUPID GINGER"
>Carlos says "good"
>Carlos picks superhick up by the throat with one hand
>he is holding him in the air
>superhick is kicking and struggling
>cousins goes "Carlos what are you doing man!?"
>Carlos walks to the elevator
>other end of the hall
>still holding superhick by the neck in the air
>gets to elevator
>pushes down button
>Carlos throws superhick into elevator
>presses ground floor
>cousin is freaking out
To Be Continued.