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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - idontlikethisname
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(03/31/2014) [-]
I went outside to get bread once.
#10 - xtremehivoltage
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(04/01/2014) [-]
Huehue

>Be me
>today
>16 year old, on FJ all the time
>got all 4 wisdom teeth taken out today
>as I'm going to sleep said "whooooaaaaa" immidiately followed by "inject that ****"
>wake up ? hours later in "sleep room" in docs office
>dad and mom are horrified
>apparently I went full Tourettes Guy while drifting off, slapped a nurses ass and cursed a lot
>top kek already
>says that while waking up, went thru waiting room on way to sleep room
>said "ohhh shiit dude" and flipped everyone off
>remember none of this
>dad says "its k u didnt know what u were doing"
>still treated like a god today
>all the pudding and milkshakes I desire
>gf came over to see me
>watching movies and playing xbox all day
>tfw no solid foods tho

It was a good day
User avatar #11 to #10 - ohhh
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(04/01/2014) [-]
Damn good mention.
#12 to #11 - xtremehivoltage
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(04/01/2014) [-]
Oh, hi. Thanks for thinking so.
Oh, hi. Thanks for thinking so.
#20 - Nahyon
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(04/01/2014) [-]
>be [age]
>going to [place]
>[person]
>[rating]
>we do [sexual related thing]
>do something unusual
>awkward
>[mfw reaction face is image post]
User avatar #19 - hammythehamster
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(04/01/2014) [-]
I did a thing once. **** was cash.
User avatar #3 - undeadwill [OP]
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/31/2014) [-]
When I was little I tripped a girl to see if she would fall. For science.
#18 - marstan
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/01/2014) [-]
This one guy once thought it was okay to ban me from a channel because he thought i was annoying. Then he thought it was a smart idea to be a smartass in a PM. I broke him so much he ended up deleting his account. Everyone he knew went from liking him, to hating him, to mourning him.
#17 - sinery
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/01/2014) [-]
Penis.
Penis.
User avatar #16 - hairyjonson
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/01/2014) [-]
about two years ago i was walking at the park with my old roommates try to pick up girls.
start talking about "Don't mess with the zohan" walking backward talking to friends. I didn't see the two girls jogging toward us. punch my friend in the chest and yell my bush is bigger turn around just in time to see then do a 180 and jog away. got punch in the kidny for scarying them off.
User avatar #15 - jinxbomb
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(04/01/2014) [-]
i stuck a carrot up my ass once.
User avatar #13 - xtremehivoltage
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(04/01/2014) [-]
**xtremehivoltage rolled comment #6 ** :
Yeah, she does have a fat as-- what the **** is that.
#14 to #13 - xtremehivoltage
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(04/01/2014) [-]
Ha, my entire 9th grade year
Ha, my entire 9th grade year
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