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Anonymous (ID: tthats bl (VI ft( We . 35 No. 39431 021 El
Cool black es eels stories
see at friends house, has black
starns out he has like at other black friends ever
were awake around, having a good time
shrinking seme mt. dew in a cup
sail of the sudden i get tee worked up
sthe word " ******** slips out of my mouth
sream is dead ******* silent
strewn to sweat, looking around nervously
seh ****** ****
ffriend leeks atme
s" thuh **** did just say, bitch?"
face, he leeks pissed
s" Whear, dude. Sorry. **** ."
shim and his friends get scary and serious
ffriend turns to this HUGE ***** friend behind him
sire man: ice dis ***** ."
she starts walking towards me
sim scared ********
she eames real closets me
sceans down in myface
seem ice in my mt. dew
sentire house echoes with ****** laughter
sneer that I think about it, it was pretty goddamn funny
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#2 - slayeralpha (08/12/2014) [-]
hfw
#4 - include (08/12/2014) [-]
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#7 - leafonthewind (08/12/2014) [-]
what I thought would happen
#5 - dantrona (08/12/2014) [-]
Angry Black Man.
#17 - queeftarts (08/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me
>14 in grade 9
>Playing dodgeball in gym
>Big muscular black kid that's good at every sport is on my team
>All of the wannabe sporty white kids are giving him dodgeballs so he will except them
>Every time someone tries to give him a ball he says "Naah I'm good."
>Three people left on our team
>Me, one wannabe whitey, and king ******
>I'm the only competetive girl on my team so I'm actually trying
>I have two balls and I'm waiting for my chance to strike
>King ****** runs across the gym trying to dodge a ball
>Kid throws ball at king ******
> ****** .jpeg
>I throw my first ball and the oncoming ball in hopes to save the best player on our team
User avatar #20 to #18 - chewythewolftwo (08/13/2014) [-]
>I'm the only competetive girl on my team so I'm actually trying
>I have two balls and I'm waiting for my chance to strike


It all makes so much sense.
#9 - nthmetal (08/13/2014) [-]
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#22 - xeroxclad (08/13/2014) [-]
they respected me for saying it
#23 - poppinawheelie (08/13/2014) [-]
hfw he said it
hfw he said it
User avatar #8 - fourchinsbrah (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
if you can call me a cracker or a beaner i can call you a ****** . i just choose not to for the most part
#12 to #8 - dronenortle (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm glad you got that off your chest.
#13 - Womens Study Major (08/13/2014) [+] (19 replies)
>10th grade, in the cafeteria for lunch   
>Playing Uno because school lunches are 						****					   
>Go to 						******					 inner city school so the school is 90% black kids   
>Only other white kid at the table starts sperging out or some>thing   
>Without thinking I blurt out "Is this 						*****					 serious?"   
>Dead 						*******					 silence around the table   
>6'4" mixed bear of a kid with biceps as thick as my neck looks me right in the eyes   
>Scared 						********					   
>He bursts out laughing followed shortly by the rest of the table   
>They named me an honorary black man soon after
>10th grade, in the cafeteria for lunch
>Playing Uno because school lunches are ****
>Go to ****** inner city school so the school is 90% black kids
>Only other white kid at the table starts sperging out or some>thing
>Without thinking I blurt out "Is this ***** serious?"
>Dead ******* silence around the table
>6'4" mixed bear of a kid with biceps as thick as my neck looks me right in the eyes
>Scared ********
>He bursts out laughing followed shortly by the rest of the table
>They named me an honorary black man soon after
User avatar #24 to #13 - hairysmellyanus (08/13/2014) [-]
I remember being named an honorary black man. One of the proudest days of my life.
User avatar #10 - haloforlife (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The N Word Prank!!
#3 - sirowlington (08/12/2014) [-]
Oh man, some day this will happen to me. And it won't end with ice cubes.
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