Story Time. . At His Mother In Target. What When a kid is being a brat in a noisy and public area, I casually get close to them and fart on their head/ face. I'
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At His Mother In Target. What
When a kid is being a brat in a noisy
and public area, I casually get close to
them and fart on their head/ face. I' m
really tall so it' s usually a direct hit.
It' s funniest when the kid notices and
doesn' t know what to do because I' m a
giant.
One time I was pretty drunk with a
friend at a Target buying Risk. This
little mexican year old with a
redhawk, was being an insufferable
little **** in the action figure section. I
heard him from like 5 aisles over and it
was like nails on a chalkboard. I tell my
friend, Trn gonna fart on this kids head.
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Submitted: 08/28/2014
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#2 - vvardenfell (08/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart"

Oh, OP, you glorious bastard.
#11 - pappathethird (08/28/2014) [-]
kid's fw
kid's fw
#24 - mchoul (08/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i can go offline now...i'm not going to find anything funnier...
i can go offline now...i'm not going to find anything funnier...
#3 - lucariopwnz ONLINE (08/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I found my new favorite post.
I found my new favorite post.
#35 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (08/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I was expecting it to end up like this
I was expecting it to end up like this
User avatar #5 - magicalsteve (08/28/2014) [-]
"I'm gonna go fart on this kids head"

A++ 10/10
#77 - kurze (08/29/2014) [-]
Seconds before glory...
Seconds before glory...
User avatar #36 - uncledick (08/29/2014) [-]
"I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart."
A true and inspirational quote.
#54 - katothepotato (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh man, there is a God... and he farts in children's faces.
Oh man, there is a God... and he farts in children's faces.
#30 - BerryLicious (08/29/2014) [-]
BWABWABWAFARTBWABWABWA   
   
Oh my stars my sides have taken a week's holiday to Jupiter
BWABWABWAFARTBWABWABWA

Oh my stars my sides have taken a week's holiday to Jupiter
#76 - somuchfreedom (08/29/2014) [-]
I haven't ready anything that funny on here in a long long time, thank you op
#81 - solarisofcelestia (08/29/2014) [-]
It's all ogre now.
#72 - arreatface (08/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - deckbox (08/28/2014) [-]
adhears to the law that you should never fart on another man's balls

#65 - CXJokerXD (08/29/2014) [-]
"If I wasn't wearing jeans, I think it could have probably blown over an empty soda can."

Oh dear sweet ******* Jesus
#64 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
I don't give a **** if this was real or not, I just had the most genuine, seriously falling out of my chair laughing fit. I think I cried a little bit. Thanks, OP. I needed that.
#9 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [-]
dont worry OP
i knew you were lying too
#68 - colouroutofspace (08/29/2014) [-]
I love fart stories.
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