Story Time. . At His Mother In Target. What When a kid is being a brat in a noisy and public area, I casually get close to them and fart on their head/ face. I' Story Time At His Mother In Target What When a kid is being brat in noisy and public area I casually get close to them fart on their head/ face I'
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At His Mother In Target. What
When a kid is being a brat in a noisy
and public area, I casually get close to
them and fart on their head/ face. I' m
really tall so it' s usually a direct hit.
It' s funniest when the kid notices and
doesn' t know what to do because I' m a
giant.
One time I was pretty drunk with a
friend at a Target buying Risk. This
little mexican year old with a
redhawk, was being an insufferable
little shit in the action figure section. I
heard him from like 5 aisles over and it
was like nails on a chalkboard. I tell my
friend, Trn gonna fart on this kids head.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - vvardenfell
Reply +485 123456789123345869
(08/28/2014) [-]
"I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart"

Oh, OP, you glorious bastard.
User avatar #25 to #2 - tehfalconguy
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(08/28/2014) [-]
not op.
User avatar #46 to #2 - pwnlvf
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(08/29/2014) [-]
Sounds like something Ron Burgandy would have said.
#11 - pappathethird
Reply +247 123456789123345869
(08/28/2014) [-]
kid's fw
kid's fw
#24 - mchoul
Reply +153 123456789123345869
(08/28/2014) [-]
i can go offline now...i'm not going to find anything funnier...
i can go offline now...i'm not going to find anything funnier...
User avatar #57 to #24 - betastory
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(08/29/2014) [-]
you made me sad lol
#3 - lucariopwnz
Reply +109 123456789123345869
(08/28/2014) [-]
I found my new favorite post.
I found my new favorite post.
#22 to #3 - neefew
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(08/28/2014) [-]
You clearly haven't seen Arena and his posts.
User avatar #71 to #22 - lucariopwnz
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/29/2014) [-]
I'm actually following those pretty religiously. Those I think are better overall as a full story.. but this certainly made me laugh harder and much more forcefully.
#32 to #22 - anon id: 9dc2be6f
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/29/2014) [-]
I almost burst a lung, trying to keep from waking the whole house up. This is on another level.
#18 - combatplatypus
Reply +69 123456789123345869
(08/28/2014) [-]
#35 - doctorprofessornv
Reply +63 123456789123345869
(08/29/2014) [-]
I was expecting it to end up like this
I was expecting it to end up like this
#97 to #35 - anon id: 02e890e4
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(08/29/2014) [-]
I once uploaded this image as a reaction picture and I got flagged and banned by some thumbwhore who was ''offended'' by the gore in the picture. She's a ******* cunt, and is the cancer that is killing this website.
#124 to #97 - anon id: f0d386b6
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(09/23/2014) [-]
username would be appreciated
User avatar #38 to #35 - confusedwolf
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(08/29/2014) [-]
oh god its a train wreck
User avatar #5 - magicalsteve
Reply +54 123456789123345869
(08/28/2014) [-]
"I'm gonna go fart on this kids head"

A++ 10/10
#77 - kurze
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(08/29/2014) [-]
Seconds before glory...
Seconds before glory...
User avatar #36 - uncledick
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(08/29/2014) [-]
"I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart."
A true and inspirational quote.
#54 - katothepotato
Reply +28 123456789123345869
(08/29/2014) [-]
Oh man, there is a God... and he farts in children's faces.
Oh man, there is a God... and he farts in children's faces.