At His Mother In Target. What
When a kid is being a brat in a noisy
and public area, I casually get close to
them and fart on their head/ face. I' m
really tall so it' s usually a direct hit.
It' s funniest when the kid notices and
doesn' t know what to do because I' m a
One time I was pretty drunk with a
friend at a Target buying Risk. This
little mexican year old with a
redhawk, was being an insufferable
little shit in the action figure section. I
heard him from like 5 aisles over and it
was like nails on a chalkboard. I tell my
friend, Trn gonna fart on this kids head.