Stoneshits' tales 1. . e hot my EH/ Walking comefrom e friend Suecide to go to e local supermarket to may something cold there See e jet, snorlax bitch yelling
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Stoneshits' tales 1

e hot my
EH/ Walking comefrom e friend
Suecide to go to e local supermarket to may something cold
there
See e jet, snorlax bitch yelling at e guy
with yer thin body should go and may meh e dieter co
s just standing there.
bitch yells: Wer can werk unlike me now go hey meh I
goddamn coke! '
just flips her off
She is stuned
Starts scream in g and yelling, just like in So nth Park.
PI get closer
She starts Jo akin g at me
look of e raging Triceratops
She yells: You!
Starts walking towards me at e stunning speed of . kkm/ h
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She isn' t even ofmy and I can smell her
PI started serie nsli thinking that something died in her.
She gets' close.
Buy meh e coke! '
t: sme: Sorry, no
PI start walkin g ewey
She stops me with her arm
across, png
COKE!'
t: sme: I can' t may you e
She starts raging and throwing saliva ell over her face.
PT here 's see much saliva being thrown ell over her
elins. g
VB IT’
PI say I will may it, just to get awayfrom the smell,
e cold
e weightiness magazine
it too.
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and go outside
totallt toward her
on purpose
the magazine at her face
She reads it
She starts 'running' towards me
kkm/ h, top speed
while drooling and snoring, making pig noises
Walk ewey
IF W
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Submitted: 04/28/2014
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#6 - mrsnowballs (04/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That was 			*******		 hilarious   
10/10 like Skyrim with whales
That was ******* hilarious
10/10 like Skyrim with whales
#12 - squidgy (04/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Please for the love of god let this not be a real person

I've never more badly wanted an internet story to be made up
#5 - TheShadowHog (04/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
oh god what
#16 - ALegitDoctor (04/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
mfw people actually believe this
#11 - devourhim (04/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
BUY ME A COKE !!!
User avatar #48 - capslockrage (04/29/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is the most made up story I have ever read on the internet.

and that means something from me, because I have read a lot of made up stories on the internet, I'm a professional.
#20 - skelejockey (04/29/2014) [-]
I don't believe you.
User avatar #9 - eddymolly (04/28/2014) [-]
>Piss her off so much she tries to hit you
>Call cops, get her arrested
>???
>Profit
#41 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
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#38 - pikininja (04/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I've never met a "snorlax" person that was so rude and just plain mean. Maybe it's just the area I live in, but the severely overweight people I've met have all been incredibly nice to me.
I've never met a "snorlax" person that was so rude and just plain mean. Maybe it's just the area I live in, but the severely overweight people I've met have all been incredibly nice to me.
#46 to #40 - schreit (04/29/2014) [-]
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#27 - ashedust (04/29/2014) [-]
I have my doubts, OP. I mean, some of these stories I hear are just utterly ridiculous. I find many of them hard to believe. Sorry.

Pic unrelated: You will never have a mane as ballin' as this unicorn's.
#2 - thelizardlord ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Thank god I cannot relate
#35 - shadowrated (04/29/2014) [-]
id pussy out
User avatar #26 - timmywankenobi (04/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Lol this reminded me of the time this girl I know who is kinda a selfish bitch,but more importantly she is about 280-290 pounds at the age of 23 and has zero manners/etiquette who doesn't like using deodorant and is generally not a pleasant person to around and refers to herself as " a proud large women who knows how to flaunt her folds." (I swear I threw up in my mouth a bit when I first heard her say this) lets call her Ann.
Anyway Ann bumped into me at the grocery store and after a few minutes of talking she started to what I can only assume on a fit women would be playful sexual kinda swaying but unfortunately on her fat encrusted body only be translated into someone slapping a plate of gelatin dessert. while rubbing against me (completely unprovoked I might add) it was like she suddenly became a cat in heat and started touching and gesturing to various body parts while her fat jiggled like a water bed with kids jumping on it. then as if I wasn't having enough trouble holding back my urge to vomit she starts saying lewd thing like " hey I can make you feel real good and as a special treat I'll even let you **** my folds it'll be the best sex u ever had I promise ! " and "come on you know what momma likes and you know you got it so give it up " .then she starts rubbing her crotch and talking about how she "needs a big hard dick inside her " and how she wants me to " **** her hard and sloppy all night long ". At this point some little girl behind me who was reaching for some stuff off the shelf has apparently heard everything and is completely petrified in horror and her mother a few feet away looks even more horrified at what her child was just witness to quickly becomes enraged and begins cussing and calling Ann a trollop and a harlot and how her behavior is disgusting for a young woman and asks "do you have no shame ?! " to which Ann responds " No reason to shamed bout the way god made you ,so you just have to use what god gave ya."
#8 - Maroon (04/28/2014) [-]
wut
wut
#7 - doomeythekink (04/28/2014) [-]
Dude, you should have beat her when you first met her, she would have dropped her hammer!
User avatar #44 - Kingsteveooo (04/29/2014) [-]
I wish i could be in a situation like this to completely lose my **** on her in front of everyone.
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