Stone throw. . S THREE‘ Tutu Ht-' Rmal Emlyn!. "Cozy" = Small as shit. "Handymans paradise" = Condemned, you better be a contractor. "Perfect for a new family" = Completely wort
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Tutu Ht-' Rmal Emlyn!
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Submitted: 04/23/2014
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#3 - anonymous (04/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
idgi
User avatar #4 to #3 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
its a phrase to describe distance from place to place and he is saying real estate people lie about distance to sell land or buildings like "this house is a stone throw to the mall" and its 20 miles away
#12 - arkamedies ONLINE (04/24/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Jokexplain?
Jokexplain?
User avatar #14 to #12 - demandsgayversion (04/24/2014) [-]
To celebrate moving into a new house, in Europe, the moving family walks out of the house to the moving truck as the new family and real estate agent pelt them with rocks. Real estate agents commonly have strong wrists from all the paperwork they do, but bad eyesight from the eye strain, and generally overthrow their mark for miles. If a stone from a different agent hits your outwards family (moves in the same neighborhood are generally scheduled together), it's considered good luck for the new family.
User avatar #5 - godtherapist (04/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"Cozy" = Small as shit.
"Handymans paradise" = Condemned, you better be a contractor.
"Perfect for a new family" = Completely worthless, but you're young and stupid.
"Just off the water" = It's in a desert.
#11 - I Am Monkey (04/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Protip I learned house shopping: If the listing provides no pictures of the exterior and 5 of the 7 pictures are taken in the one good room; it's probably definitely a complete shack.
#18 - violated (04/24/2014) [+] (21 replies)
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User avatar #41 - caet ONLINE (04/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
jokexplain
#43 to #41 - amuzen ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
realestate agent once told my school was a stones throw away from the place I was looking at, turns out it was an hour and a half away and real estate agents are full of shit.
User avatar #21 - entername (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
for those who dont know.. the joke is that real estate agents can throw a rock much farther than those other things...and real estate agents commonly say its only a stones throw away from someplace.. when in reality your house is much further than that
#59 - zekeon (04/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
So many people here who can't understand very simple jokes...
#60 to #59 - jibb (04/24/2014) [-]
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#1 - kambin (04/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Took me a while.
#61 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** who is hercules and why can he throw farther than me >:I im a strong independant woman and i probably throw farther than a man
#25 - sharklazers (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I keep thinking of the music label when people say that and I get confuzzled
User avatar #23 - yunoknow (04/24/2014) [-]
having moved three times over the past two years, I can say this is universal truth
#67 - mrsixinch (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Oh my god, do you guys need an adult to help you through everything in life?
User avatar #73 to #67 - imagnetsux (04/24/2014) [-]
you should take your own advice. you'll probably do it slowly, and with lots of moaning.
#10 - carbohydrates ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
When my family moved (was 10 years ago now) our agent was pretty good.
"This house is perfect for a family with young children."
Elementary school is two block to the East, middle school is two blocks to the North.
Pretty hard to beat being able to rock walk down to either one in about six minutes.
User avatar #8 - jimmichonga (04/24/2014) [-]
I am currently going through a move and this post is so relate-able. Thanks OP
User avatar #9 - monswine ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
hmm, well the relative distances are grossly inaccurate but the joke is solid.
#58 - jelhajj (04/24/2014) [-]
Wait... theres no joke here.
Wait... theres no joke here.
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