Still my favorite post ever. Repost but still funny as fk. sstill in wizard school dmeet legal weman online Holder BBW, desperate for dick ppic leeks maybe 30,  Hambeast im sorry Penis
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Still my favorite post ever

Repost but still funny as f**k

sstill in wizard school
dmeet legal weman online
Holder BBW, desperate for dick
ppic leeks maybe 30, , 5/ 10.
tthat' ll do, pig. that' ll do.
dmeet up at my place
leeks mere late , , 2/ 10
sshe can still suck my dick
fawful bi, just sucking hard and yanking en a limp dick like she' s trying to a lawnmower
aok, enough of that...
sshe wants me to "return the favor"
nstrips off her panties
tthe feelest stench is in the air
tthe funk of 40, 000 years
dinner Beta attempts deflect that **** ... "no, we came here to **** ..."
grins, hands me a condom
append many unsexy minutes attempting to put the balloon en a limp and retreating dick
sshe lays back en my bed
***** I need to wash my sheets
ddick is trying to retreat inside my abdomen
islap it back to attention... you die like a Marine soldier
ccan' t find the ******* vag
and hair everywhere, any of them could be the pussy
epick a slit at random and hump it for a while
dick semes out of fear
suddenly... phone call
ait' s werk... emergency... they need me
appologize, tell herl have to
sshe gets right pissed
pacreams at me that I' m "throwing away a good thing."
arun out of hot water
doggod I can still smell it en me
m sew penis, please forgive me
apenis refuses to talk to me for weeks
to never **** anything less than a 6 ever again frigalt
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#9 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (11/15/2013) [-]
"you die like a marine soldier"
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User avatar #11 - bakinboy ONLINE (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
350 40's is your idea of a 5/10...
#7 - autoxx (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had the same thing happen to me last new year.
Hot-tubbing with friends, 5/10 Shrek chatting it up, laughing at jokes.
Been months since gf bailed.
Things started to get hot and sweaty in the guest room (a drunk guy had passed out in her room)
Get all ready, rubber on, look down...
I realize I really don't want to be here.
Brodick deflates like a ruptured condom.
Left her place and froze brodick a bit walking back to my truck (parked at another friend's place)
Slept for 3 hours in -35* temps so that I wouldn't have to **** a 5.
Turns out the old expression "whiskey is the cause of and the solution to all of life's problems."
User avatar #5 - stevenpin (11/15/2013) [-]
Did my post get you jelly der? still thumbed doe
User avatar #4 - guerkchen (11/15/2013) [-]
"slap it back to attention" lol
#3 - jogoto (11/15/2013) [-]
lost it at you die like a marine soldier
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