Stick it in the pooper. . So I had a today, and had a lovely with one of this nurses Hi, I' m Hart's the Magnificant. He: Wait. what? Like a magician st somethi
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Stick it in the pooper

So I had a today, and had a lovely
with one of this nurses
Hi, I' m Hart's the Magnificant.
He: Wait. what? Like a magician st something?
Bursa: That' s right]
Hi: And for scur first trick... Icu' make the
disappear, aren' t ycu?
Hurst: Exactly! But dc you fncu where it' s gonna disappear
He: Is it my butt?
nurse: It' s yuur butta
us: I dan' t like this trick.
Huess: Ite ans likes this trick.
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User avatar #19 - MuffinMan (07/12/2014) [-]
My grandpa, right after a colonoscopy, drugged off his ass:
Doctor: "Well, everything looks good, you should be back to normal in no time"
Grandpa: "Will I be able to play the piano?"
Doctor: "..... sure, that shouldn't be a problem"
Grandpa: "Good, I couldn't play it before"
#33 - coopdawg (07/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What really happened:
Nurse: ready for your colonoscopy?
OP: I guess.
#9 - jzpotter (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#1 - cleanmouth (07/11/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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#3 to #1 - letrollzor ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
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#7 - ironsoul (07/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
If anybody is wondering, this is what a colonoscopy feels like.  Colon cancer runs in my family
If anybody is wondering, this is what a colonoscopy feels like. Colon cancer runs in my family
#11 - zomaru (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Step one: Make them laugh, they will loosen up at least.
#10 - Karfeyenta ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (17 replies)
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#50 - derpingtonherp ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#35 - stormietheraver ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
#52 - konradkurze (07/12/2014) [-]
wut wut in the butt
#39 - whichever ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
here
User avatar #44 - RIPphyscovideos (07/12/2014) [-]
Fake dialogue is fake

And is written terribly too
#2 - letrollzor ONLINE (07/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #47 - romdomcom (07/12/2014) [-]
Actually, I can believe this happened (or a similar exchange), most nurses have a sick sense of humor.
#45 - sapphos (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I worked on an endoscopy unit for a while. At first I had to shadow to learn the ropes. There was this one nurse who was a lying SOB. There's the option when you have an endoscopy to be sedated, and you ask the patient if that's what they'd like. Of course most people ask, "Is the endoscopy painful?" And this nurse... this nurse would always say, "Some people find it mildly uncomfortable." Which is FAR too nice a description for what patients go through.

Goddamnit. Vid mildly related. The Colorectal Surgeon Song
#43 - xjiicx (07/12/2014) [-]
**xjiicx rolled image** what goes up my butt
User avatar #20 - ratmage (07/12/2014) [-]
Should've said "And after that, I'll do the same trick to you with my penis!" I realize that it's an old joke, I just think it would be a rather witty response
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