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Stevie Jobs

THE STEVE JOBS MUST PEOPLE
ilol) l' T KNOW Millpr,
Steve Jobs halted all philanthropic activities by Apple 17 years ago
and never resumed them. They made billion in revenue last year.
He was known to get in elevators with Apple employees then
tell them they' re fired before getting out again, as "a joke",
When Steve had to mi" cutbacks at Pi: -ta t, he fired people and didn' t give any
severance pay. Pamela Kerwin, an early Pear employee, pleaded that employees at
least be given two weeks notice,
kay," he said, "but the notice is retroactive from two weeks agif
Steve Jobs used a loophole in the UNOS registration
system to get his liver transplant before others.
Jobs and his early girlfriend Christan Brennan had a daughter, Lisa, born in 1978. But for
several years Jobs repeatedly denied he was the father, despite a positive paternity test.
Jabs swore in court documents that he could not be Lisa' s father because he was 'sterile
and infertile, and as a result thereof, did not have the physical capacity to procreate a child."
He pitted divisions of Apple against each other in an attempt to motivate
excellence", requiring teams to work 80 hour weeks and firing them for
the most minute of what he saw as failings
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#56 - grimgrey (04/06/2014) [+] (16 replies)
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But we all know why we love this gangsta ass mothafka...
But we all know why we love this gangsta ass mothafka...
User avatar #1 - hellomynameisbill (04/06/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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watch the biography jOBS. It shows how much of a cunt he was. a glorious cunt
User avatar #158 - svenninja ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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For those asking for source, I've heard these facts passed around, and I just posted it for others to see (and correct me if some of these facts are wrong)- however; as comment one says, the documentary 'jOBS' is where you can find all this stuff. I checked it out myself, it's there.
User avatar #240 - svenninja ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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And sorry for all the stickies, this is the last one, I swear- what should the next comp be? I've got people wanting Walt Disney and Donald Trump... does anybody want one of these or someone else in particular?
#24 - asasqw ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Jobs's security guard said hello every day and Jobs ignored him. When Jobs was dignosed and said hello the guard ignored him
#6 - ktom (04/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I always hated him but now I have even more concrete reasons!
I always hated him but now I have even more concrete reasons!
User avatar #7 - gggeee (04/06/2014) [+] (15 replies)
People are going to hate me for saying this.
The man was a ******* genius at getting what he wanted done in his company, he MADE people do what he saw was the right way to do it. He accepted no failure and that's why he made so much god damned money. ******* amazing
User avatar #11 to #7 - bothemastaofall (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh yeah no doubt he was a brilliant business man, but an absolute cunt.
#47 - oryx (04/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
**oryx rolled image**

My face when people show the bad sides of dead people
#14 - Aro (04/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Don't see the inconsistency here.
#69 - frozo (04/06/2014) [-]
If to win the game of life you have to live, why did Jobs die but Gates live?
Gates: 1
Jobs: 0
#101 - tarnis (04/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
**tarnis rolls 69**
#114 - swedishassassin (04/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
When people don't believe me when I try and explain how Steve Jobs was a 						***********					 asshole.
When people don't believe me when I try and explain how Steve Jobs was a *********** asshole.
User avatar #9 - jewsburninindaoven (04/06/2014) [+] (25 replies)
He and Gates were both complete douchebags. But the difference is that Gates gives a majority of his money to charity and helps out the poor. Jobs held onto his money like a jew
#81 - sixty (04/06/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Who gives a 						****					?   
He's been dead for nearly three 						*******					 years.   
It doesn't matter anymore. He's DONE
Who gives a **** ?
He's been dead for nearly three ******* years.
It doesn't matter anymore. He's DONE
User avatar #82 to #81 - Loppytaffy (04/06/2014) [-]
And yet Lily Allen is still singing about Kurt Cobain...
#155 - kilotech (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
also this I felt like crying the first time I read it I'm glad he died
#42 - inczi ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I may sound like an unpopular opinion puffin but I was really glad when he died.
User avatar #5 - bossguycumsplash (04/06/2014) [-]
What a dick
#162 - doctorprofessornv (04/06/2014) [-]
'Smart' and 'good person' are not always synonymous.
Although it's not my place to judge, it might be said that him dying of cancer was just Karma coming back to smack his ****
User avatar #17 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Are people REALLY surprised at this?!
#28 to #17 - ubbashnubba (04/06/2014) [-]
Yes. Apple fans don't know much about reality.
User avatar #26 - lolzordz (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
unfortunately being a cunt is what it takes to become a super rich businessman. That, and a bit of luck in the right places at the right times.
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