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Steve is revolution, Steve is innovation

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a be me, 11
a friend comes in excited
tells me he' s hyped for new Samsung phone
a brief chill comes over room, ignore it
e sees me on my iphone
a shrieks like a banshee and calls me a homosexual isheep
smacks phone out of my hand
a wtf?
starts stomping it into a pulp
gaze upon my destroyed iphone
a friend laughs menacingly
a sky gets dark
a room becomes freezing
suddenly, the wall explodes
in the hole is Steve Jobs, naked
glares at both of us
a growls "time to revolutionize"
leaps towards my friend
a friend screams and tries to run, but to no avail
Steve grabs friend' s dick and tears it off
a friend falls on ground incapacitated
Steve takes Fad from his asshole and starts beating friend with it
a friend is covered in bruises, ES apps and Steve Jobs' ****
Steve rolls friend over onto his stomach
whips out his half inch thick Penis
starts anus ******* friend
a watch as friend' s poop chute slowly widens, and blood drips from within
a friend whimpers
Steve moans "retina ! O' as his steaming ijizz flows into my friends rectum
I was standing behind the whole time
Cont.)
e Steve rapidly snaps his head back 180 degrees to stare into my eyes
a I know what' s cumming
e Steve' s limbs bend backward, and he drags friend' s ravaged body into himself
a the two morph into each other, becoming a horrifying beast
e combo leaps onto me
a dick has become attached to leg, so it' s now three feet long and two feet wide
a some unknown force pushes me onto my hands and knees
e ' s punches through my pants and info my ipod virgin bootyhole
a pain is unbearable
e I shriek and writhe, but it' s useless
e puts a combo finger/ penis into my lips
e whispers "shhe, Touch ID''
a with one final, mighty thrust his bursts from my throat
e I see it right in front of my eyes, covered in poop, blood, and mum
e retracts dick hybrid
e looks down at my tom apart body
a all I could make out before dying from bodily trauma is him saying ''looks like Wrecked you"
a Steve is revolution, Steve is innovation
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Submitted: 05/02/2014
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User avatar #2 - oxymoronking (05/02/2014) [-]
can...can we make this a thing?
#4 to #2 - roguekilla (05/02/2014) [-]
No, we dont need another *insertnamehere* is love, *insertnamehere* is life.
No, we dont need another *insertnamehere* is love, *insertnamehere* is life.
User avatar #5 to #4 - oxymoronking (05/02/2014) [-]
yes, yes we do
#3 to #2 - nexusnexus (05/02/2014) [-]
Please...no
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