Steve Hofstetter. .... ... .. .. Stop cursing! ltd? four year old Audience Member Your four year old son is here'? At a comedy show. In a bar. At a casino. He'  totally Not OC
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Stop cursing! ltd? four year old
Audience Member
Your four year old son is here'?
At a comedy show. In a bar. At a
casino. He' s going to need to know
the word, ' ****** .'"
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User avatar #5 - dillnyethepikleguy (10/21/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I never understood why people would drag their kids along to places they shouldn't have kids in, then complain about what their kid sees. You have a kid, don't take to environments that aren't kid friendly. Get a babysitter if you want to go out to an adult seen. Can't afford one? Ask a trusted neighbor. Can't get anyone to watch your kid? I hate to say it but tough **** , stay home with them. They're your kid, your responsibility. You're an adult, you had a kid in the first place, you should be mature enough to be able to sacrifice a bit of fun to make sure you're raising your child well. End rant.
#4 - abject (10/21/2013) [+] (13 replies)
#10 - wardenspectre (10/21/2013) [+] (15 replies)
' ******* , sexual inference, flagged for removal.
#32 - Dakafal (10/21/2013) [+] (33 replies)
One of my most frustrating movie-going experiences was when I went to go see Iron Man 3. There was a woman sitting behind me with some of her little kids, aged between 6 and 12ish. Throughout the movie, her kids found it excessively amusing every time someone died; they would laugh every time, loudly. Then when it reached the point where RDJ calls the kid a pussy, the mom got all butthurt and immediately(and loudly) tells her kids to never use language like that. She told her kids that nearly every time someone cursed, for the rest of the movie, all the while her kids are laughing at every death like it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen. So now the movies over, and I see the mom talking to her kids outside the theater. Talking about **** like "Did you guys enjoy the movie?" and all that. And then she makes the point of reminding them AGAIN not to ever curse, and then commented that she thought the movie was supposed to be kid friendly and that language like that wasn't necessary. That did it for me. I walked over and asked what the hell was wrong with her. I said "What the hell is wrong with you? First of all, you have no right to complain about the language, the movie is rated PG-13, and none of your kids are that old. It also clearly describes in the rating that there is language, so you have no excuse for your ignorance. And second of all, maybe you should be more concerned with the fact that your children laughed at death and serious-minded violence like it was slapstick comedy, that could imply some psychological issues, or you've simply been lax in governing both what your children view and what you teach them."

I think I upset her.
#8 - bitchesbanthymine (10/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - meanmagikarp (10/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Steve Hofstetter Stand Up Comedy - Don't Censor Comedians Sause
User avatar #17 - saltyfries (10/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Censorship is like refusing to give a man a steak because the baby can't chew it

i know I'm quoting from frontpage, but **** it, it's relevant
#100 - hentaisweetie (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>take your toddler to a place that's intended for people 21+
>expect all the adults to act child appropriate
#36 - rokulda ONLINE (10/21/2013) [+] (17 replies)
mfw going to see Gabriel Iglesias on sunday at the Coronado Theatre   
mfw going to see Gabriel Iglesias on sunday at the Coronado Theatre
#7 - beerwench (10/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
As irritating as assholes who bring a baby to the movie theater! Should NOT be allowed!
#98 - thesuperdude (10/22/2013) [-]
a Book the kid should read for this day and age
User avatar #26 - radamski (10/21/2013) [-]
Steve Hofstetter basically has a whole YouTube channel dedicated to his retorts to the people that heckle him.

I recommend checking it out. Just YouTube his name
User avatar #12 - douthit (10/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My cousin and I went to see Watchmen, the R-rated violence and sex-filled movie. A couple comes in and sits right in front of us, with three kids who couldn't have been older than 8. Assholes.
#2 - xcelerater (10/21/2013) [-]
I am disappoint in that audience member...
#121 - lovecranes (10/22/2013) [-]
Oh my god.This was hilarious! I hate to admit it, but I laughed longer than necessary. Oh well...
User avatar #50 - fiftytwofruitcakes (10/21/2013) [-]
Steve Hofstetter plants hecklers at almost every show, it is an age old trick but he uses it at literally almost every gig he gets, it's obnoxious.
User avatar #24 - thesinful (10/21/2013) [-]
Something somewhat similar happened when I saw Lewis Black. Afterwards I heard a parent complaining about all the cursing. They didn't take to kindly to me asking, "What the ****** your kid doing at a casino?"
User avatar #110 - traks (10/22/2013) [-]
Steve Hofstetter is funny as **** , in my opinion
I downloaded his show " Dark Side of the Room ", its great
User avatar #94 - venumb (10/22/2013) [-]
I read this as, "stop crushing my four year old son!". eh
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