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#42 - touchmychild (06/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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9 hours to go...I didn't think about all the boshtets who would thumb everything down

At the moment squidamon is winning (I did browse funny junk for ages with a profile called johncaveson, so it has to be something I wouldn't see billion times before)

Also for proof, my Steam Community name is Osmius.
#57 - saintjimmyisawesom ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
this was the first ever gif i saved in my reaction folder,  made me piss me trousers
this was the first ever gif i saved in my reaction folder, made me piss me trousers
#43 - Karraidin (06/16/2014) [-]
Just gonna write what happened to me last week:
>Be me, 24 yr old bearded burly asshole.
>go to supermarket for food n beer.
>Little **** with chavvy parents points at me and screams "Look dad! It's Stewie!"
>Remember I have a Stewie Griffin shirt on on. Think to myself "kid's got taste".
>"I love Stewie dad! Stewie is my special friend!" - still pointing at me.
>waitaminute.jpeg
>"OY cunt! how do you know my son?"
>"no dad you don't understand. . I love STEWIE!" pointing at my shirt.
>"You touched my son!?!"
>"listen sir I . ." faggot takes a swing at me, dodge it.
>kid runs away crying. I dodge another and put down my groceries. get him by the arms and scream "I am not stewie! It's the cartoon on my shirt!"
>finally understands, stops and I pull out my phone and google stewie griffin.
>mfw I almost got in a fist fight because of my shirt.
>mfw I have no face
#39 - flyinarrow ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
i dont think op will deliver
i dont think op will deliver
#34 - archmagestudios ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
The bears are me and the tree is your game
The bears are me and the tree is your game
#27 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
I present unto you the best of my GIF collection. If that does not suffice, take this:   
   
What do you call a cheap circumcision?   
   
 A ripoff
I present unto you the best of my GIF collection. If that does not suffice, take this:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A ripoff
#14 - evilhomer (06/15/2014) [-]
<Everybody in this post.
<Everybody in this post.
User avatar #7 - mrbator (06/15/2014) [-]
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.
His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"
Oh, no: I never found her head.
User avatar #21 - dareaper ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Make you laugh? FJ's love life collectively. Best joke ever told.
#31 - nuclearkitteh (06/16/2014) [-]
I have a song in case this does not please you.
"Watermelon, barbecue, Cadillac car.
We ain't as dumb as you think we is."
-Black People
#23 - thumbinup (06/15/2014) [-]
note: someone just thumbed down half of you si I just did my thing

also the joke: A rabbit is in the desert. He almost starve to death when he suddenly dies from dehidratation.

pic somewhat related
User avatar #13 - flls (06/15/2014) [-]
what do pizza delivery guys and gyneacologists have in common
they both get to smell it but they never get to eat it
User avatar #12 - mrbator (06/15/2014) [-]
My love life
#11 - booped (06/15/2014) [-]
A man buys a zoo, he buys lots of miner birds, some lions and finally some cheap porpoises that strangely eat meat but they were cheap so he bought them... On the opening of the zoo he realises the porpoises have not been fed, he realises that he has many miner birds and can spend a number of them on the porpoises... He quickly rushes over to the cages, takes some birds out and relises he can make a shortcut to the porpoise pools if he goes through the Lion enclosure... He starts walking through the lion enclosure when suddenly! BEEP BEEP! THIS IS THE POLICE. STOP RIGHT NOW! The man wonders whats happening, when suddenly a voice comes through a bull horn, he's under arrest for...  Escorting miners, over state lions... For immoral porpoises...
A man buys a zoo, he buys lots of miner birds, some lions and finally some cheap porpoises that strangely eat meat but they were cheap so he bought them... On the opening of the zoo he realises the porpoises have not been fed, he realises that he has many miner birds and can spend a number of them on the porpoises... He quickly rushes over to the cages, takes some birds out and relises he can make a shortcut to the porpoise pools if he goes through the Lion enclosure... He starts walking through the lion enclosure when suddenly! BEEP BEEP! THIS IS THE POLICE. STOP RIGHT NOW! The man wonders whats happening, when suddenly a voice comes through a bull horn, he's under arrest for... Escorting miners, over state lions... For immoral porpoises...
#10 - phawsy (06/15/2014) [-]
My pet lizardis broken, it has a reptile disfunction.
What do you call a fast monkey? a GOrilla
What do you call a fast zombie? a zoombie
User avatar #8 - mrbator (06/15/2014) [-]
What's red and orange and looks good on hippies?
Fire.

Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his balls.
One guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".
The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
One, but you have to throw it really hard.
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