Stealth

zetsuboukamina

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09/ 1 811 5( Fri) 08: 16: 55 No. 131034116
tww' it
We born
s excited: " spawn anon!
You get 47 bonus points instead of the
normal IO!"
Smut them all into stealth
Ytou can only put a maximum of 10 into
stealth."
putting them all into stealth..
3: -"Well... fine, as long as you promise to
use your powers to help humanity."
append my life masturbating and cumming
onto girls in broad daylight. No one can
successfully roll a perception check to
catch me.
at the UN. It' s the peace summit.
Aabout the cum onto the head of the UN.
guy rolls the
equivalent of ten natural 20' s in a row and
detects my jerking.
Hey that guy' s jerking off onto the head
of the UN!"
thinks he' s crazy.
Get that crazy guy out of here! This is the
Minish my wank while smiling at the guy

...

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Submitted:	09/18/2015

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#6 - peezle (09/18/2015) [-]

I would put in all in bluff and become a politician.

"President Peezle! What do you plan on doing once you become president?"

"Things."

TFW

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#75 to #6 - seventhmark (09/19/2015) [-]

So you'd be Donald Trump?
My body is ready.

#84 to #75 - shunkahawolf (09/19/2015) [-]

he said bluff, not wig crafting

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#34 to #6 - hydraetis (09/18/2015) [-]

That would probably be the most useful. You could do absolutely anything you want

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#23 to #6 - azumeow (09/18/2015) [-]

and stuff?

#65 to #23 - beowzuzeezu (09/19/2015) [-]

if he says hes gonna do stuff imma freakin lose it

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#80 to #6 - turbowbr (09/19/2015) [-]

MFW I read that as buff.

#83 to #80 - hxhmaniac (09/19/2015) [-]

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#15 to #6 - klina (09/18/2015) [-]

funny how random comments make me lose my **** laughing while 2000+ thumbs content doesn't even make me flinch

#21 to #15 - thecrayzeeman (09/18/2015) [-]

Welcome to FJ.

#22 to #21 - klina (09/18/2015) [-]

I've been here for years negroe

#24 to #22 - thecrayzeeman (09/18/2015) [-]

I find your lack of darker blue disappointing then.

#27 to #24 - SoraDono (09/18/2015) [-]

and I was lurking before this acc too

#26 to #24 - SoraDono (09/18/2015) [-]

this blue enough for ya?

#28 to #26 - thecrayzeeman (09/18/2015) [-]

This is the equivalent of someone bringing their main in raid gear to show off.

#29 to #28 - klina (09/18/2015) [-]

pretty much, yeah

#30 to #28 - klina (09/18/2015) [-]

also you made me laugh just like that dude above, I'd suck your dick but I'm busy grinding to master on league

#31 to #30 - thecrayzeeman (09/18/2015) [-]

There's still time, don't worry, it's not like I'm going anywhere.

Or you.

Or anyone from FJ.

#79 to #31 - wafflesloll (09/19/2015) [-]

i closed the site once tried to go to youtube and ended up opening fj instead

#70 to #26 - Hystorik (09/19/2015) [-]

How blue am I now?

#72 to #70 - stonetomcat (09/19/2015) [-]

My name is blue as **** next to my logout button, but otherwise I'm just a shade above white.

#85 to #72 - shunkahawolf (09/19/2015) [-]

weird, mines barely off-white near the logout but nice and blue when i post. admins ******* with us again

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#9 - ldnelson (09/18/2015) [-]

Some things are better left unseen

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#3 - cubicalpayload ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]

This is based off that bear character I think.

#14 to #3 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]

Oh, he's a bear alright... IN BED!

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#12 to #3 - barakakaka (09/18/2015) [-]

Are you calling Sir Bearington a bear? What is wrong with people??

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#8 to #3 - xskullgirlsx (09/18/2015) [-]

What bear?

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#25 to #8 - zetsuboukamina [OP](09/18/2015) [-]

Original version

#36 to #25 - alarubra (09/18/2015) [-]

I love giantitp.

#58 to #25 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]

#77 to #25 - xerxic (09/19/2015) [-]

I think I like this version better.
Because you can just imagine that after a successful campaign, the bear retired and parted ways with his druid possibly escaping with his great knowledge of stealth and just wandered into high society by accident.

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#2 - zeroqp (09/18/2015) [-]

**zeroqp used "*roll 1, DD Class*"**
**zeroqp rolls Rogue (Rog)** his class

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#16 to #2 - donbionicle (09/18/2015) [-]

The heck's a Rog?

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#19 to #16 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]

Rogue (Rog)
Can you read?

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#32 to #16 - xskullgirlsx (09/18/2015) [-]

Read

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#33 to #32 - donbionicle (09/18/2015) [-]

What the **** is wrong with me, how the hell did I miss that?

<MFW

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#41 to #33 - thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]

and to make your humiliation worse
witnessed asf

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#67 to #16 - nagafever (09/19/2015) [-]

**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** rog, roug, rogu

apparently only faggots on wow actually know how to spell it

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#7 to #2 - cackledemon (09/18/2015) [-]

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#1 - thrifty (09/18/2015) [-]

#4 to #1 - superpianoman ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]

he sounds so worried

#42 to #4 - pulseythekid (09/19/2015) [-]

He's a virgin speaking to a girl.

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#11 - diswazzi (09/18/2015) [-]

His face

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#13 - standingbehindyou (09/18/2015) [-]

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#73 - megayoming (09/19/2015) [-]

I would put everything Into Intelligence and learn Necromancy.

#5 - kompel (09/18/2015) [-]

sounds like a different version of the sir bearington D&D copy pasta

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#52 - JonathanNowFuckYou (09/19/2015) [-]

didn't read. its not eve like it was too long i just didn't give a **** about anybody but myself? anybody care to partake in the exchange of stories that are relevant to/include me...? (im seriously not ******* interested otherwise... **** off)

#54 to #52 - guanyu (09/19/2015) [-]

Nah, I don't give a **** .

#76 to #52 - ludislavonac (09/19/2015) [-]

You're a fag

#53 to #52 - arrowfrogamped (09/19/2015) [-]

You want red thumbs? This is how you get red thumbs.

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#56 to #53 - JonathanNowFuckYou (09/19/2015) [-]

its a pretty weird exercise... why would anybody want red thumbs? unless they dont want any thumbs red or green they just want to have their comment read... on which point, they already win...

#71 to #52 - stonetomcat (09/19/2015) [-]

>"I don't give a **** "
>Leaves a comment anyway

#64 - brucieblue (09/19/2015) [-]

**brucieblue used "*roll 5, 1-20*"**
**brucieblue rolls 07**
**brucieblue rolls 07**
**brucieblue rolls 08**
**brucieblue rolls 17**
**brucieblue rolls 07**

#62 - lonelybaloney (09/19/2015) [-]

*roll 10, 1-20*

#63 to #62 - lonelybaloney (09/19/2015) [-]

I give up.

#78 to #63 - testaburger (09/19/2015) [-]

#50 - jibbablabba (09/19/2015) [-]

**jibbablabba used "*roll 5, 1-20*"**
**jibbablabba rolls 01**
**jibbablabba rolls 08**
**jibbablabba rolls 09**
**jibbablabba rolls 11**
**jibbablabba rolls 18** may not be able to roll 10, so how about 5

#48 - starfletcher (09/19/2015) [-]

**starfletcher used "*roll 5, 1-20*"**
**starfletcher rolls 16**
**starfletcher rolls 07**
**starfletcher rolls 20**
**starfletcher rolls 09**
**starfletcher rolls 10**