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Steak & Blowjob Day

Its Steak and Blowjob day, Ladies this is my second favorite Holiday. DO NOT
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Submitted: 12/19/2015
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User avatar #2 - teegoogilycoffeeme (12/20/2015) [-]
steak > any other part of a cow
User avatar #3 to #2 - elpsycongroo (12/20/2015) [-]
I'd beg to differ, your mother's vagina was quite delectable.
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#17 to #3 - xdiabolicx ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
#28 to #3 - doctorprofessornv (12/20/2015) [-]
Hello, Police? I just witnessed a ******* murder.
User avatar #16 to #3 - runescapewasgood (12/20/2015) [-]
damn that was a 3rd degree burn
#9 to #3 - dreadscythe ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #11 to #3 - theugandanhero (12/20/2015) [-]
BLOWN TF OUT
User avatar #6 to #3 - norkasthethird (12/20/2015) [-]
******* destroyed
#5 to #3 - manbeareptar (12/20/2015) [-]
nice
#27 to #3 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
rekt
#31 to #3 - shadowpieman (12/20/2015) [-]
Straight up ice'd that fool.
#4 to #3 - teegoogilycoffeeme (12/20/2015) [-]
you forgot this
#42 to #3 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
That ***** got rekt'd harder than the twin towers.
#33 to #3 - thinemother (12/20/2015) [-]
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**thinemother rolled image** Absolutely ruthless
#23 to #3 - geofalke (12/20/2015) [-]
GIF
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**geofalke rolled image** christ on a bike he's gonna need a full body cast he got rekt so hard
User avatar #24 to #23 - geofalke (12/20/2015) [-]
wtf kind of acid trip pony **** did i just roll
#26 - funpunk (12/20/2015) [-]
I haven't felt the Christmas spirit in years. Don't get me wrong, I love getting free stuff from my relatives, but the holidays used to be a fun and exciting thing for me. Now they just feel like any other day. Am I just a cynic, or is this another one of those parts of growing up that nobody bothered to tell me?
User avatar #35 to #26 - mondominiman (12/20/2015) [-]
This is a complete guess but I'm assuming it's because you have to deal with more things now that your an adult and you know Christmas isn't gonna fix anything. When you were a kid the only thing you had to worry about going back to school and finishing your holiday homework.
#36 to #35 - funpunk (12/20/2015) [-]
I'm 16. And a half if you want to get technical.
User avatar #37 to #36 - mondominiman (12/20/2015) [-]
Well then ***** you're just getting older so you're gonna have to start deciding on colleges and what you want focus on. Everything was more magical as a child because you were ignorant
#34 to #26 - iexs (12/20/2015) [-]
This is the first year I haven't been super stoked for Christmas.

What's happening to me?
User avatar #38 to #34 - miia ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
responsibilities
User avatar #41 to #26 - nickelakon (12/20/2015) [-]
I havent gotten **** for christmas in 4 years
You get used to the day meaning nothing
It always meant pain to me, because I lost most of my family on the 16th of december in 2000, so the transition of not giving a **** about it wasnt that hard.
User avatar #43 to #26 - crazyanimal (12/20/2015) [-]
Give back gifts to your friends and family if you dont do that already. The smile on their face is a great feeling.

Go do Christmas stuff like a drive through light show or a trip to the a well known city.

Just enjoy life and you're doing it right
User avatar #39 to #26 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
19 year old here. It loses its charm. Don't know when, and it's a part of growing up. Just don't get attached to stupid traditions just for the sake of doing it. If you really enjoy it you should but not else.
#1 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Hooooey im jonesin for some pixels
#20 - reaverkun (12/20/2015) [-]
How about Reaver and Industry day, a respectful
gift for our god Reaver-senpai.
User avatar #22 to #20 - itachijebest (12/20/2015) [-]
are you a thing now?
#40 to #22 - nickelakon (12/20/2015) [-]
Not as much as he likes to tell himself as he cries himself to sleep at night
#25 - binuclear (12/20/2015) [-]
He's a ******* black Nostalgia Critic
User avatar #30 to #25 - vapaus (12/20/2015) [-]
Only two days matter on the calendar: 'Christmas' and ' **** YOU when is Christmas?'
#19 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
to be fair, christmas basicly IS steak and blowjob day with extra presents
#18 - amistrs ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
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