Steak & Blowjob Day

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Its Steak and Blowjob day, Ladies this is my second favorite Holiday. DO NOT
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Submitted:	12/19/2015

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#2 - teegoogilycoffeeme (12/20/2015) [-]

steak > any other part of a cow

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#3 to #2 - elpsycongroo (12/20/2015) [-]

I'd beg to differ, your mother's vagina was quite delectable.

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#10 to #3 - timelordeternal (12/20/2015) [-]

rekt

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#8 to #3 - zorach (12/20/2015) [-]

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#7 to #3 - otherothersparker (12/20/2015) [-]

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#17 to #3 - xdiabolicx ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

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#12 to #3 - seamusmcmaximus (12/20/2015) [-]

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#28 to #3 - doctorprofessornv (12/20/2015) [-]

Hello, Police? I just witnessed a ******* murder.

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#16 to #3 - runescapewasgood (12/20/2015) [-]

damn that was a 3rd degree burn

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#9 to #3 - dreadscythe ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

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#13 to #3 - youwillnevermeetme (12/20/2015) [-]

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#29 to #3 - pikapoopie (12/20/2015) [-]

******* savage

#11 to #3 - theugandanhero (12/20/2015) [-]

BLOWN TF OUT

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#6 to #3 - norkasthethird (12/20/2015) [-]

******* destroyed

#5 to #3 - manbeareptar (12/20/2015) [-]

nice

#27 to #3 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

rekt

#31 to #3 - shadowpieman (12/20/2015) [-]

Straight up ice'd that fool.

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#4 to #3 - teegoogilycoffeeme (12/20/2015) [-]

you forgot this

#42 to #3 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]

That ***** got rekt'd harder than the twin towers.

#33 to #3 - thinemother (12/20/2015) [-]

**thinemother used "*roll picture*"**
**thinemother rolled image** Absolutely ruthless

#23 to #3 - geofalke (12/20/2015) [-]

GIF

**geofalke used "*roll picture*"**
**geofalke rolled image** christ on a bike he's gonna need a full body cast he got rekt so hard

#24 to #23 - geofalke (12/20/2015) [-]

wtf kind of acid trip pony **** did i just roll

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#46 to #3 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

Holy ******* **** .

#26 - funpunk (12/20/2015) [-]

I haven't felt the Christmas spirit in years. Don't get me wrong, I love getting free stuff from my relatives, but the holidays used to be a fun and exciting thing for me. Now they just feel like any other day. Am I just a cynic, or is this another one of those parts of growing up that nobody bothered to tell me?

#35 to #26 - mondominiman (12/20/2015) [-]

This is a complete guess but I'm assuming it's because you have to deal with more things now that your an adult and you know Christmas isn't gonna fix anything. When you were a kid the only thing you had to worry about going back to school and finishing your holiday homework.

#36 to #35 - funpunk (12/20/2015) [-]

I'm 16. And a half if you want to get technical.

#37 to #36 - mondominiman (12/20/2015) [-]

Well then ***** you're just getting older so you're gonna have to start deciding on colleges and what you want focus on. Everything was more magical as a child because you were ignorant

#34 to #26 - iexs (12/20/2015) [-]

This is the first year I haven't been super stoked for Christmas.

What's happening to me?

#38 to #34 - miia ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

responsibilities

#41 to #26 - nickelakon (12/20/2015) [-]

I havent gotten **** for christmas in 4 years
You get used to the day meaning nothing
It always meant pain to me, because I lost most of my family on the 16th of december in 2000, so the transition of not giving a **** about it wasnt that hard.

#43 to #26 - crazyanimal (12/20/2015) [-]

Give back gifts to your friends and family if you dont do that already. The smile on their face is a great feeling.

Go do Christmas stuff like a drive through light show or a trip to the a well known city.

Just enjoy life and you're doing it right

#39 to #26 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

19 year old here. It loses its charm. Don't know when, and it's a part of growing up. Just don't get attached to stupid traditions just for the sake of doing it. If you really enjoy it you should but not else.