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Submitted: 09/21/2015
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#8 - iexs (09/21/2015) [-]
"im also hot as **** "
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#160 to #8 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
Holy **** , the first time in history that gif has ever been used correctly.
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#84 to #8 - veryfahnyjokes (09/22/2015) [-]
a bad one too
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#110 to #8 - herbolifee (09/22/2015) [-]
Proof that opinions can be wrong. Very wrong.
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#136 to #4 - thegreentornado (09/22/2015) [-]
This burns the feminist
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User avatar #3 - xskullgirlsx (09/21/2015) [-]
"You look like someone who's got a lot going on beneath the surface."

-Vlad
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User avatar #5 to #3 - lapsushominum (09/21/2015) [-]
The clot thickens
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User avatar #16 to #5 - sanitarysan (09/22/2015) [-]
cut it out with your bloody puns already
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User avatar #20 to #16 - eurgh (09/22/2015) [-]
Care to make a donation?
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User avatar #21 to #20 - sanitarysan (09/22/2015) [-]
negative...
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User avatar #22 to #21 - eurgh (09/22/2015) [-]
Let's pool our efforts.
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#85 to #22 - tarabostes (09/22/2015) [-]
Let me try hepling you eurgh
oh God , i hope i didn't make a Type-O
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User avatar #123 to #85 - eurgh (09/22/2015) [-]
Good! Good!

Trickling progress!
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#161 to #123 - tarabostes (09/22/2015) [-]
I-I think i fell in love with you...
is it all in vein?
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#181 to #161 - eurgh (09/22/2015) [-]
**eurgh used "*roll picture*"**
**eurgh rolled image**No, no!

Please, let it all out.
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#183 to #181 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
THERE ONLY MORE SOUP!
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#188 to #181 - tarabostes (09/22/2015) [-]
I-I hope you don't beat my face into a bloody pulp but...
can i get a kiss?
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#196 to #188 - eurgh (09/22/2015) [-]
**eurgh used "*roll picture*"**
**eurgh rolled image**
This is A vital decision.

I guess... yes.
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#199 to #196 - tarabostes (09/22/2015) [-]
Baby... Maybe i can show you the world on my blood vessel!
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#201 to #199 - eurgh (09/22/2015) [-]
**eurgh used "*roll picture*"**
**eurgh rolled image**thinking of blood puns is a draining exercise.
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#202 to #201 - tarabostes (09/22/2015) [-]
Man you're so hot , you make my blood boil!
Man you're so hot , you make my blood boil!
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#203 to #202 - eurgh (09/22/2015) [-]
I'm out of puns.

I think we should just go for a drink... i'd love a pint.
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#206 to #203 - tarabostes (09/22/2015) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOhhhh .... you're gonna get more than a pint sweetie , are ya good at swallowin'?
but first... do you have virgin blood flowing through your veins?
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#209 to #206 - eurgh (09/22/2015) [-]
**eurgh used "*roll picture*"**
**eurgh rolled image**This is getting out of bloody control
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#210 to #209 - tarabostes (09/22/2015) [-]
pun has been done b4 , i win , pants off cupcake
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User avatar #213 to #210 - eurgh (09/22/2015) [-]


we hit the reply limit.
i'm absolutely livid.
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#211 to #210 - eurgh (09/22/2015) [-]
**eurgh used "*roll picture*"**
**eurgh rolled image**

only if you say no hemo
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#212 to #211 - tarabostes (09/22/2015) [-]
lol das a gud one
but it's all straight with me , i mean you ARE a girl after all right??
Wait... You're not on your period right??
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User avatar #34 to #16 - strdevilpk ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
Fine, B negative, you'll be just my type.
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User avatar #42 to #5 - norkasthethird (09/22/2015) [-]
have we started the heart failure?
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User avatar #81 to #5 - spaceturtlecadet (09/22/2015) [-]
my cup is half empty
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#39 - Visual (09/22/2015) [-]
Anyone that is over-the-top arrogant about their looks drops about 2-3 points on the attractiveness scale. Being a 10/10 and arrogant instantly makes you a 7/10 and side ho material at best.
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#131 to #39 - cutenesseverypost (09/22/2015) [-]
No full verison of webm 0/1000
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User avatar #176 to #131 - meuk (09/22/2015) [-]
i prefer this version without the grinch talking at the end
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#179 to #39 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
Tumblr has taught them that there is no room for nuance.

You can't be like "I think I look pretty!"

It's either "im the ugliest creature alive" or "I'M A PROUD 10/10 BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS UNSTOPPABLE TIGER RARGH"
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#158 to #39 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
>On FJ
>"A 10/10 who is arrogant is my side ho material at best"
>kek
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User avatar #217 to #158 - Visual (09/23/2015) [-]
"instantly makes you a 7/10 and side ho material"

**** , did I forget to add "my" in there or something? I don't see what you mean.
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#178 to #158 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
didn't say "my"

learn 2 read
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#6 - rockergamer ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
how can you be this delusional

sure, stick up for yourself, but this isn't right
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User avatar #153 to #6 - klick (09/22/2015) [-]
Personally I don't think she looks that bad. Sure she's no model, but my eyes aren't burning.
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User avatar #35 to #6 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
I dunno. She looks alright. I mean, I can't see her body and I wouldn't call her "hot as **** " but I'd most likely **** her.
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#41 to #35 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
Desperation can do some weird things to your preferences. By this point a lot of people here would probably **** anything with a pulse and for some people not even a pulse would be required
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User avatar #49 to #41 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
I wouldn't call it desperation. She COULD be hot. I'm just saying her face isn't bad and she's clearly not 300 pounds.
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#143 to #49 - justamollusk (09/22/2015) [-]
So you have standards.
Sure, they're low standards, but at least they're standards.
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User avatar #144 to #143 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, I wouldn't **** anything below a 4/10.
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User avatar #140 to #35 - aguycalledlee (09/22/2015) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if i caught you ******* a toaster.
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#94 to #35 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
she's 4 maybe 5/10
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#122 to #35 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
what the **** , man? she's ugly as **** .
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User avatar #147 to #35 - italianfrosttroll (09/22/2015) [-]
Eww dude.
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#7 to #6 - jokervsbatsy [OP]ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
I bet it was a troll


But oh my, the tables have turned
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#149 to #6 - pcprincipal (09/22/2015) [-]
WEEEOOOWEEOOOWEEOOO ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT THIS WOMAN IS NOT A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND A HERO FOR POSTING THOSE PICTURES?! CHECK YOUR THIN PRIVILEGE.
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User avatar #165 to #149 - guanyu (09/22/2015) [-]
SOCIAL JUSTICE 1 2 3 WOO WOO I WANT TO BE PC WOO WOO IT'S JUST THE WAY TO BE FOR ME... AND YOU
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User avatar #204 to #149 - matt leaf (09/22/2015) [-]
WEEEOOOWEEEOOOWEEEOOOO ARE YOU IMPLYING THEME ACCOUNTS, NO MATTER WHAT THE THEME, ARE FUNNY AND WILL CERTAINLY NEVER GET OLD
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#180 to #149 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**anonymous rolls If you are straight, you are not likely to be abused by your partner, or to be told to continue living in an abusive household for your children**I wish I could give more thumbs, this deserves more!
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#50 - crazycommando (09/22/2015) [-]
"hot as **** "
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User avatar #61 to #50 - galkawhm (09/22/2015) [-]
Well, yeah. When you're fat you overheat quicker.
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#60 - galkawhm (09/22/2015) [-]
Vlad the
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User avatar #26 - talpss (09/22/2015) [-]
I think he just got promoted to Impaler, because he's savage as **** .
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#45 - AnonymousDonor (09/22/2015) [-]
eh

i feel like you ****** standards too plateau
like ive never even heard of a 4/10 or 3/10 no you just have a cutoff and anyone below a 6 is auto 1
which just defeats the whole purpose of a continuum grading system

to me shes at least a solid 3.5
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User avatar #58 to #45 - sabcy (09/22/2015) [-]
I agree with everything but that last part She's a solid 4 to me.
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#59 to #58 - AnonymousDonor (09/22/2015) [-]
yeah i fought with that definition myself but chalked the remaining 0.5 to the unknown of the internet
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#82 to #45 - kurbeh (09/22/2015) [-]
It is like the Reviewscore for videogames.
7/10 is alright.
8/10 is average.
9/10 is good.

Everything of 6/10 and lower should only be rented or used at a friend's house.
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#104 - AztecJew (09/22/2015) [-]
Yes, rather than choose to put effort into your body and appearance to improve or even just accept yourself just do something even easier than just living with yourself and choose DELUSION! Yes! you too can fool yourself into thinking you're something you're not by simply insisting upon it until you actually believe it yourself.
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#127 to #104 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
OR maybe she really does like the way she looks. Did you know that people have different tastes? Like, maybe what you think is attractive is different than what she thinks is attractive. Did you know that is actually possible? Maybe she really is her ideal of hot, which may be different than yours or than a lot of people's, but is no less valid.
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User avatar #216 to #127 - AztecJew (09/22/2015) [-]
Yes, yes, yes. Everything is subjective and relative and nothing truly IS anything. I have a philosophy degree, I understand subjectivity and objectivity just fine. You and I both know, however, that you can develop your own ideal or even your own concept of the color red and you can wear it like a badge of courage but the moment you log out of tumblr and go into the world you have to understand that there are culturally accepted norms and no amount of lectures on perception are going to convince the rest of the world that the green shirt your wearing is red because you want it to be. That **** wa ok when we were children, not as adults in society.
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#14 - kerfufflemachtwo (09/22/2015) [-]
Eh, I'd say she's cute at least.
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User avatar #38 to #14 - crunchyspoon (09/22/2015) [-]
Same
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User avatar #156 to #14 - ptolomeus (09/22/2015) [-]
At best*
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User avatar #37 to #14 - Visual (09/22/2015) [-]
She has that look of a girl that you genuinely like as a friend but can't ever get attracted to, no matter how bad you feel for her or how much you try to overlook.
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#125 to #14 - spanishninja ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
not into whales without pics down neck
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#86 to #14 - tarabostes (09/22/2015) [-]
YOUR CENTS ARE **** , SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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User avatar #148 - sweetellie (09/22/2015) [-]
I get that she wants to feel good about herself but come on, don't be delusional about it. You'd have to be really ****** narcissistic to consider yourself a 10/10
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#145 to #121 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
Where'd the Lannisters get a cave troll?
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#113 - frutus ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
confidence where it's not needed
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User avatar #13 - sweetnothings (09/22/2015) [-]
how can you argue how attractive you are to someone? It's a ******* opinion it's going to change from person to person
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#75 - andywazowski ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
******* obliterated
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User avatar #18 - injin (09/22/2015) [-]
1st and 4th pic i'd give 6/10 but the arrogance drops it to a 2 that **** ain't hot.
be a little moddest and people might compliment you once in a while
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#141 - megayoming (09/22/2015) [-]
Rekt.
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#173 to #141 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
Is that vlad with a mana pot?
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#175 to #173 - megayoming (09/22/2015) [-]
No thats EdWard the Revealer with a mana pot.
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