Statistically speaking. CARTOON: Mario Plush Forever: I teach statistics, and none of my students  Statistically speaking CARTOON: Mario Plush Forever: www crackedsorcerer com/post/1158/S02E01-Mario-Plush-Forever I teach statistics and none of my students
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Statistically speaking

I teach statistics, and none of my
students think what they' re doing
is useful. And I think I finally have
a story prove them wrong.
Once I was at a party and this girl
came up to me and says "Torn,
walk me my car. It' s getting late
and I den' t want to be raped."
I didn' t really want to walk her to
her car, I used math and
statistics to get out of it and I
said, "You know, statistically
youre less likely to get raped if
you walk your car alone than if
you walk to your car...
with me."
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