Starts Singing Opening Theme. pumped for the new one. Masahiro Sakurai I' m about to ) anto have a coffee at my office and I see this.. shit
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#28 - aryastarkismywaifu (07/31/2014) [-]
Dumping because why not
#51 to #43 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
Special Attack: Depression. [-10% health as he beats himself up.]
#154 to #131 - anon (08/01/2014) [-]
*eats the chocolate
FTFY
#66 to #29 - saltyfries (08/01/2014) [-]
shameless self plug
#7 - fezzo (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #82 to #7 - sagedivinity ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Kinda wrong, in my opinion. They actually seem to care about their casual player base more than their competitive one.
User avatar #122 to #82 - cycloberrick (08/01/2014) [-]
it's so sadly true. Nothing about the game would change for casual players if they just added in the technical movement options, because most people wouldn't even realize they existed. Sakurai has actually stated before that melee is his proudest game of all time. But nintendo basically keeps him tethered and he refused to put up a fight to keep smash fast paced.

- a salty competitive smash player
User avatar #148 to #122 - commontroll (08/01/2014) [-]
And why is it bad to make a casual game? Speaking from a business standpoint it's the best to make because it doesn't require anywhere near as much time and investment meaning people can play it with friends on the weekend and have a ton of fun. As opposed to an MMO or RTS or games like Dark Souls and Beast Hunter (I think that's what it's called). Not exactly games you can just play for an hour after getting home from work and mowing the lawn.
User avatar #151 to #148 - cycloberrick (08/01/2014) [-]
trying to say you cant play melee just to have fun with friends isnt true though, all people want are some mechanics from melee and that's it.

honestly, if smash 4 had dash dancing, directional influece, and hitstun, it would be a fantastic game to me

and they actually did add hitstun to smash 4, so I guess it's something
User avatar #165 to #148 - sagedivinity ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Like the guy you replied to said, casual players would lose nothing if the high level techniques were re-implemented into the series and they were already in place once so adding them again wouldn't be that difficult. Just because a company could pander to a casual market doesn't mean they should, there are too many casual games anyway so making this series more casual is an unwelcome change.
#157 to #148 - hierophant (08/01/2014) [-]
>Beast Hunter   
   
I chuckled.  It's Monster Hunter you filthy casual.    
 Gif unrelated, I just like sharing the gifs that I have.
>Beast Hunter

I chuckled. It's Monster Hunter you filthy casual.
Gif unrelated, I just like sharing the gifs that I have.
User avatar #158 to #157 - commontroll (08/01/2014) [-]
I thought that was it, but I second guessed myself. I have brought shame to my famiry.
User avatar #159 to #158 - hierophant (08/01/2014) [-]
*insert shamefurdispray.png here* I didn't think I'd ever have a use for the picture so I never saved it...
User avatar #124 to #122 - bushingenna (08/01/2014) [-]
are you sure about that? Ive seen quite the opposite. Ive heard him say he intends it to be a party game and a party game only.

Check your facts, because I am almost certain you have it wrong.

Thatd be kickass if you were right though, because then I could actually classify it as my fav game of all time. I only don't because I feel like its just being exploited to be incredibly fast and competitive
User avatar #132 to #124 - cycloberrick (08/01/2014) [-]
no it's been quoted, I can find it if I try hard enough. The concept for smash 64 and melee was to make a fast fighting game that wasnt like any other fighting game. The whole melee was a "happy accident" thing really isn't true. Cause if it was an accident then the tech wouldn't be there in the first place. It's after melee when sakurai gave up, because nintendo thought making competitive games would hurt sales. But to further your point, smash is a party game, that was the beauty of it. You could be a casual or a hardcore player and still love it death. It didn't matter how good you were, the game was just fun.
User avatar #166 to #124 - sagedivinity ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Do you mean Nintendo are exploiting Smash's speed and competitive play to sell copies? Because that's the opposite of what's happening. The games aren't competitive and fast anymore. Brawl is too slow and floaty, the approach techniques were nerfed, and tripping was added making brawl camping the best way for high level players to fight making the matches boring to watch.
#102 - lakeshow (08/01/2014) [-]
That one asshole you play with....
That one asshole you play with....
User avatar #126 to #102 - dragostarc ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Every. ******* . time. When I play with my friends, someone always goes "Donkey Coon" and does this.
User avatar #123 to #102 - cycloberrick (08/01/2014) [-]
this is actually pretty easy to mash out of...

seriously, suiciding with DK isn't very effective as long you're at least half thinking about what you're doing.
#134 to #102 - anon (08/01/2014) [-]
Hey, he technically deserved it. Kirby's guilty of the same faggotry
User avatar #106 to #102 - loopymoomoo (08/01/2014) [-]
that was me, if i had moer than i life left and they had none, this is what i did
#108 to #106 - xspencerxxx (08/01/2014) [-]
eat **** ass hole
#67 to #11 - anon (08/01/2014) [-]
Well in all fairness, those were some pretty epik le may mays.
#73 - desacabose ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
My dreams
User avatar #116 to #73 - Lintutu (08/01/2014) [-]
oh god i wish
#55 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #155 to #55 - johrny ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Nidorina (german name, no idea if that is also her name in english) has kinda really sexy eyes
#48 - montagehd (07/31/2014) [-]
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#97 to #10 - anon (08/01/2014) [-]
Gonna be so pissed if Pokémon Trainer's left out.
User avatar #118 to #97 - roddor (08/01/2014) [-]
He's pretty much confirmed to not appear considering Charizard and the fact that the game won't have character tranformations/
#70 to #10 - bigjinfinity ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
...and nobody remembered yoshi also being announced in that trailer
User avatar #75 to #70 - darthblam (08/01/2014) [-]
Why does he have to be announced? ***** was in all 3 others, right?
#78 to #75 - giinthir (08/01/2014) [-]
tfw still no Game & Watch
tfw still no Game & Watch
User avatar #79 to #78 - ZenMacros (08/01/2014) [-]
He was pretty much unofficially confirmed in the Pac-Man trailer. It'd be quite the insult to G&W fans/users to have him appear in that video and cut him from the roster.
#13 - spidurman (07/31/2014) [-]
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#81 - superassassin ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Casuls.

I wonder what the Chosen Undead's final smash would be. What do you guys think?

Wrath of the gods, that piece of **** spell.
User avatar #121 to #81 - crazylance (08/01/2014) [-]
Summons Sunbros which fire sunlight spears and then charge forward with Pikes and shields raised.
#161 to #81 - maximtiger ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
lets summon the shrooms!
lets summon the shrooms!
#86 to #81 - cooljason ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
git gud casul

thought it'd be obvious enough
#150 to #81 - aerosol (08/01/2014) [-]
Zweihander them into submission.
Zweihander them into submission.
User avatar #98 to #95 - joemoearigato ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
TheGrooseis_Loose.png
User avatar #1 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
I dont get the reference.
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#4 to #1 - verycoolcat (07/31/2014) [-]
had to look it up myself, its the smash brothers logo.
#117 to #4 - luqmanr (08/01/2014) [-]
goddamit, I thought that was fantastic four's logo
goddamit, I thought that was fantastic four's logo
#146 to #4 - anon (08/01/2014) [-]
If you don't get the reference, then you may be a little too young for the internet.
User avatar #149 to #4 - kirkbot (08/01/2014) [-]
did you google "circle with two lines in it"?
#3 to #1 - sadisticsalmon (07/31/2014) [-]
It's the smash bro's symbol, and that guy is literally the creator of smash bros
User avatar #5 to #3 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
That's good branding.
User avatar #65 to #3 - unncommon (08/01/2014) [-]
Did you need to say "literally"?
#77 to #65 - JHDog (08/01/2014) [-]
well he's not "figuratively" the creator
User avatar #84 to #77 - penileburglar (08/01/2014) [-]
That's the whole point.

If figuratively isn't an option, there's no need to use the word 'literally.'

We could literally precisely really truly actually unquestionably indisputably make sentences far longer than they need to be if we added every adjective that *could* be added instead of only ones that are actually relevant.
#92 to #84 - JHDog (08/01/2014) [-]
have you ever written an essay? You have to make those words count
User avatar #93 to #92 - penileburglar (08/01/2014) [-]
Adding superfluous words is the exact opposite of 'making words count.' That's just 'making your word count high' and doing it by just shoving unnecessary adjectives where they don't belong will get you failing grades in high-level college composition classes. That's grade-school BS.
#120 to #93 - JHDog (08/01/2014) [-]
just take the ******* joke or leave
User avatar #72 to #65 - namdelliks (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah. Because it was his idea. He doesn't just make them he came up with the concept.
#80 - DeathclawRulez (08/01/2014) [-]
Does this mean James Hetfield is confirmed for smash?
#14 - chrisel (07/31/2014) [-]
Nintendo won E3 this year.
Nintendo won E3 this year.
#162 to #14 - anon (08/01/2014) [-]
They didnt
User avatar #96 to #14 - darthlegolas (08/01/2014) [-]
as much as I love nintendo and super smash bros, I have to say sony won this year. Nintendo won last year though.
User avatar #143 to #96 - bingleshmink (08/01/2014) [-]
How did they win exactly? With their 15 indie games and that uncharted 4 cgi trailer?
User avatar #119 to #96 - roddor (08/01/2014) [-]
I disagree with you but I thumbed you up out of pity.
#144 to #14 - greendroid (08/01/2014) [-]
lol sure bud   
have a bear
lol sure bud
have a bear
#153 - shreksorcist (08/01/2014) [-]
All Rise
All Rise
User avatar #136 - rhc (08/01/2014) [-]
Ahh, massive hero sack of rye. great guy.
#142 to #136 - greatcornholio (08/01/2014) [-]
That's probably the best thing I've ever read
User avatar #58 - lanfearandthecup (07/31/2014) [-]
anyone mind elaborating? im not on the top of my game today...
#60 to #58 - miwauturu (07/31/2014) [-]
He's someone working on the new smash bros. The table looks like the smash bros symbol.
User avatar #63 to #60 - deviousdanish (07/31/2014) [-]
He's the Director.
User avatar #61 to #60 - lanfearandthecup (07/31/2014) [-]
oh, thanks i had no idea what the smash bros symbol looked like
#74 to #61 - devilofscience (08/01/2014) [-]
For future reference it's the "O" in "BROS", I don't remember it being so iconic until recently so I don't think any one will blame you for not knowing... by it's I meant that that's what the symbol really is I'm not trying to be snide or anything.
User avatar #8 - pickaxe (07/31/2014) [-]
the heavens demand smashbros.
User avatar #6 - mrnpc (07/31/2014) [-]
Its a sign from the gods. You have failed this city
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