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User avatar #3 - vashadan ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
Deathclaws? Please, shoot one of its legs enough and then finish it off. My personal favourite - EXPLOSIVES!!!!!!!!!!
#68 to #3 - adzoh (10/17/2015) [-]
Love the dart pistol for crippling their legs, then you can just stroll away and fire everything at them
User avatar #92 to #68 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I dont like the looks of that pistol, so i dont use it. And i prefer something rapid firing. OR EXPLOSIVE!!!!!!!
#95 to #92 - adzoh (10/17/2015) [-]
The dart gun instantly cripples enemy legs with one shot, you can switch weapon after
User avatar #111 to #95 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, i guess, but still, its just not my stile. BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!! AND ROLLING THUNDER OF FIREARMS!!!! 'MURIKAH
#114 to #111 - whateverdude (10/17/2015) [-]
This looks like a more suitable avatar for you...
#116 to #114 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I do hate laser and plasma weapons.
User avatar #119 to #114 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Whelp, guess i cant thumb, upload images AND change my avatar.
mods told me it has something to do with me being a slav
User avatar #164 to #119 - waffermelone (10/17/2015) [-]
if i remember well, it was to prevent some proxis, you can use another country's proxy upload pics
User avatar #176 to #114 - brobafett (10/17/2015) [-]
But he wasn't spouting anything about feminism.
User avatar #309 to #111 - alphagex (11/15/2015) [-]
Michael bay is it you?
#311 to #309 - vashadan ONLINE (11/15/2015) [-]
Nah, 's just me
#307 to #111 - anon (11/12/2015) [-]
*Style
User avatar #127 to #68 - leonardus (10/17/2015) [-]
what game of fallout is this? 3 or NV?
User avatar #128 to #127 - warioteam (10/17/2015) [-]
i think the darts are only in 3
#226 to #3 - thelastelephant (10/17/2015) [-]
mfw someone complains about deathclaws and isn't using the dart gun
User avatar #239 to #226 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I complain about the dart gun, cuz its not even a gun.
And i dont complain about deathclaws - I BLOW THE ******* SKY HIGH!
#11 to #3 - bluwizard (10/17/2015) [-]
**bluwizard used "*roll picture*"**
**bluwizard rolled image** Leg? Take your fatman and and blow his ass into oblivion
User avatar #88 to #11 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
And if one is only 6-10 hours in the game? Or one had to avoid the deathclaws until got the fatman running away every time like a little bitch
#149 to #88 - bluwizard (10/17/2015) [-]
**bluwizard used "*roll picture*"**
**bluwizard rolled image** I'm talkin about end game?
#57 to #3 - jimmyfofibby (10/17/2015) [-]
Personally I usually just beat them to death with Oh Baby!
User avatar #140 to #57 - mintea (10/17/2015) [-]
I rekt the legendary deathclaw with just that. Knocked it off its feet with the spinny attack, then pummelled it on the ground, then knocked it off its feet again and repeat until mush.
I first just mini nuked it but that was too easy so I reloaded. This way was much more fun.
User avatar #135 to #3 - mamenber ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I just snipe them with anti-materiel rifle and use explosive bullets when they notice me
User avatar #171 to #135 - muffincannibal (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeh, and you can get one at lvl 1 as well, with all DLC of course. Just head to the Lonesome Road DLC start, get as far as the part when you're about to leave the military bunker, retrace your steps and sell everything of work you can find. Leave and head to Primm pass, before you do that however you should loot the various tin can mines around Powder Gang territory. Then set the trap and lure the blind deathclaw in Primm pass into the pile of explosives, it legs should break and then you can back up and shoot constantly until its dead.

Then head to REPCONN headquarters and get the Q-35 matter modulator, then head to Durable Dunn's sacked caravan and loot everything of worth, then head to Gun Runner's and sell tons of **** and buy the rifle. And you might have enough left over to buy Riot Gear from the Lonesome Road DLC vendors.
User avatar #203 to #171 - jakotad (10/17/2015) [-]
I've never seen the amr sold before level 7
User avatar #247 to #135 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
You're not a man if you never felt their breath down your neck.
#79 to #3 - daftiduck (10/17/2015) [-]
I remember once in new vegas I was sitting at the quarry junction sniping deathclaws with my anti-material rifle.
I was scoped and all of a sudden I hear Boone shout "all mine" followed by a hunting rifle shot. Next thing I know, his lifeless body is flying past my scope with the "Boone is unconscious" message. I un-scope and there's an alpha male already halfway through his attack animation. I died.
User avatar #90 to #79 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Sort of a same thing happened to me. I tried making an EXPLOSION TRAIL - laying down mines, then runin' through them with a deathclaw on my tail. Seemed a descent plan, but half way through the trail, i heard an explosion behind me. And i only laid like 2 or 3 of them. That wasnt enough to stop a deathclaw comin' fo my booty.
User avatar #91 to #79 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Thats why now i only use frags or GL
User avatar #295 to #3 - theasexualgamer (10/18/2015) [-]
I use the All American with Armor Piercing rounds, shooting them in the head.
User avatar #21 to #3 - JoshOwnsAll (10/17/2015) [-]
a well placed ranger takedown is my usual strategy, if I'm not sniping.
man, I wish they could put faces, so I could remember the face they made as they fall to the ground
User avatar #85 to #21 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Rnager takedown requiers one to be close to the deathclaw, close enough for their leap attack, its a badass move, but a bold one just as well
User avatar #53 to #3 - xXsTeVeXx (10/17/2015) [-]
Gun gun to cripple their legs, then go ham V.A.T.S ing their head.
#122 to #53 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Yes. Gun gun is 100% effective.
User avatar #207 to #53 - muffincannibal (10/17/2015) [-]
Using vats to shoot a slow moving target, ******* pleb.
#163 to #3 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Or play a good ol' game of punchy-stabby. Fallout New Vegas - Legendary Deathclaw VS. Unarmed
User avatar #166 to #163 - thetoxicketchup (10/17/2015) [-]
**** , forgot to log in.
#218 to #166 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
**** , forgot to log out.
User avatar #238 to #218 - huzibizi (10/17/2015) [-]
**** , forgot to forgot
#185 to #3 - adplum (10/17/2015) [-]
>not melee stunning them then beating face
User avatar #241 to #185 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Not a fan of melee, not much choice in the weaponry, not as fun AS BLOWING **** UP, INHALING THE RADIOACTIVE ASHES
#133 to #3 - blackoutonetwotwo (10/17/2015) [-]
I once spray-and-prayed a deathclaw with hundreds of hollow point rounds during my first encounter in new vegas.

#248 to #133 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
YFW running backwards, regretting your decision
YFW running backwards, regretting your decision
User avatar #214 to #133 - theasexualgamer (10/17/2015) [-]
Wait. Hollowpoint? That adds 15 DT to the target, doubling the Deathclaws DT.
User avatar #289 to #214 - blackoutonetwotwo (10/18/2015) [-]
Kinda weird Deathclaws apparently have high armor.
User avatar #294 to #289 - theasexualgamer (10/18/2015) [-]
Thick Scaly Skin.
User avatar #148 to #133 - iwillrulenorway (10/17/2015) [-]
And how did that work out for you?
User avatar #290 to #148 - blackoutonetwotwo (10/18/2015) [-]
Well, if you recall the scene where Alex Mercer Birkin accidentally G-virus himself...

youtu.be/JBsbUIAtZvw?t=2m13s
#59 to #3 - alboorack (10/17/2015) [-]
MINE EVERYTHING!!!!
User avatar #87 to #59 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I prefered frags (in V.A.T.S.) because sometimes they zig-zag when run in for the kill, might miss some of the mines, and their radius isnt that much.
#178 to #3 - clintonator ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
A weapon to surpass deathclaw gear...
User avatar #244 to #178 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
It looks ugly and its not even a gun. I dont like it - i dont use it
User avatar #249 to #244 - clintonator ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Well i for one like playing the scavenger character that's good at repairing and creating weapons. Although my favorite weapon is the "Ol' painless"
User avatar #251 to #249 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
A scavenging nomad is the only set of the mind for me playing fallout series, but it lacks the weapons that can be crafted from junk, and it looks wierd, guess the only one i liked was the Railgun the only downfall was the CHOO CHOO every time you fired it...every god damned time
User avatar #210 to #3 - beardgasm (10/17/2015) [-]
I don't even remember them being THAT hard at later levels. Eventually I was just killing everything before it ever got in melee range.
User avatar #240 to #210 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I started playin' fallout 3 when my friend was already 20 hours in, and he, being such a nice lad, told me about the fun time at the at the top left of the map.
User avatar #273 to #240 - beardgasm (10/17/2015) [-]
Lol. I just remember that first giant mutant or w/e they were called. THAT was a fight. Coming up on that thing like "wait....is that.....SHIIIIIIIIIII-"
User avatar #274 to #273 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Supermutants are tough, but they can be matched with fairly medium gear and skills.
Deathclaws...well they're just there to make you're life miserable, fukboi
User avatar #276 to #274 - beardgasm (10/17/2015) [-]
Not the regular version of super mutants, the giant ones that were like 3 stories tall. There was only 2-3 of them in the game if I remember correctly.
User avatar #278 to #276 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Oh, the Behemoths, yeah, there were 2 of which i remember - one was caged, the other attacked Galaxy News Radio place. Now those guys are something, and the only proper way to fight it was...you guessed it....AAAAALOOOOT OFF FUUUUKEEEEN EXPLOOOOSIOOONS!!!!!!
User avatar #174 to #3 - oceanfrank (10/17/2015) [-]
I just put in console commands like a ******* scrub and use the debug pistol.
User avatar #243 to #174 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Your kind has no place here, begone at once.
#253 to #243 - oceanfrank (10/17/2015) [-]
I have no shame
#255 to #253 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
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User avatar #170 to #3 - nexuslament (10/17/2015) [-]
A sneak attack crit from a gauss rifle would one shot them if it was to the head,cleared out the quarry that way.Was still sweating the whole time because i could FEEL one of them breathing on my neck the whole time.
User avatar #245 to #170 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I feel ya. Sneak attack doesnt work much for me BECAUSE OF EXPLOSIVES!!!!! , so i usually go head on.
User avatar #182 to #3 - sanitarysan (10/17/2015) [-]
this is end game, shoot it in the face once and it should die
User avatar #242 to #182 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
>shoot it in the face once
Pardon me, but have you even played it?
User avatar #252 to #242 - sanitarysan (10/17/2015) [-]
deathclaws are nothing special, you can easily take them down with a few shots in vats, 1 if you are using a good weapon
User avatar #254 to #252 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, if you're 20 hours in the game, have a baby difficulty settings, and know where the good stuff is at.
User avatar #256 to #254 - sanitarysan (10/17/2015) [-]
well yeah end game was implied but you can do it on very hard-hardcore
User avatar #258 to #256 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
End game equipment tears anything down, the thrill of the hunt is absent in that case
User avatar #259 to #258 - sanitarysan (10/17/2015) [-]
i know this, i was referencing how in the content shows him running away at (endgame)
User avatar #260 to #259 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Well that meant to be the comic part about it.
User avatar #152 to #3 - regularorange (10/17/2015) [-]
That's easy to say if your guns have at least more impact than poking with a drinking straw.
I never forget the first time...
User avatar #246 to #152 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
The first time for all of us is the same, my friend.
User avatar #7 to #3 - sigmasenpai (10/17/2015) [-]
All these dweebs thinking with strategy back in my day we screamed and ran like real men.
#67 to #7 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (10/17/2015) [-]
Back in my day we didn't say back in my day
User avatar #89 to #7 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
You get spooked once or twice, but then - a real man - finds a way to overcome his fear, and defeat it. WITH EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!
User avatar #270 to #89 - sigmasenpai (10/17/2015) [-]
Nah nah nah, when I see a deathclaw charging at me wanting to make me his new pin cushion you bet your ass I'm running screaming profanities wishing I could shoot my own arm off to distract it
User avatar #272 to #270 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
You cant run for ever. no rly, those sons of bithes are too fast to just run away from
User avatar #275 to #272 - sigmasenpai (10/17/2015) [-]
No but I do have a lot of limbs and so does everyone else I don't think anyone will mind if I forcibly donate their body parts to the cause
User avatar #277 to #275 - vashadan ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Oh, I give deathclaws some limbs. THEIR FALLEN BRETHEREN'S ONES THAT IS, AFTER A TEAR THEM OFF WITH EEEEEEXPLOOOOOOOSIOOOOONS!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #132 to #89 - texie (10/17/2015) [-]
You really like explosions don't you?
#55 - thechosentroll (10/17/2015) [-]
Some say a deathclaw is more dangerous than 4 anti-materiel rifles. That's why I carry around 5 anti-materiel rifles.
#103 to #55 - funpunk (10/17/2015) [-]
This guy doesn't **** around.
User avatar #183 to #103 - putindispencerhere (10/17/2015) [-]
But.... when you switch it auto reloads... why would you need more than two?
User avatar #186 to #183 - thechosentroll (10/17/2015) [-]
Because I have more money than ******* god and nothing to do with it. I got Boone 3 of those bad boys, too. Man, that was a fun run.
User avatar #188 to #186 - putindispencerhere (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, but all that inventory space...wasted. How are you gonna carry all that ammo if you have 100 lbs of rifles?
User avatar #189 to #188 - thechosentroll (10/17/2015) [-]
For starters, I don't play on hardcore mode.
User avatar #191 to #190 - thechosentroll (10/17/2015) [-]
Hardcore mode doesn't really add much to my experience except for some minor annoyances that hardly affect me.
User avatar #193 to #191 - funpunk (10/17/2015) [-]
I gotta agree. When I played on Hardcore, it just made me search for food every 10 minutes and killed ED-E.
User avatar #227 to #193 - yugiohkris ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Food wasn't that bad,what really sucks is the need for doctors bags.
#228 to #227 - funpunk (10/17/2015) [-]
I just fast-traveled to the nearest doctor. But the achievement was all worth it in the end. Only achievements I have left are Desert Survivalist and Caravan Master. And I just know that they're gonna be a bitch to get. I hear that eating while drowning yourself is pretty effective for Desert Survivalist.
I just fast-traveled to the nearest doctor. But the achievement was all worth it in the end. Only achievements I have left are Desert Survivalist and Caravan Master. And I just know that they're gonna be a bitch to get. I hear that eating while drowning yourself is pretty effective for Desert Survivalist.
User avatar #229 to #228 - yugiohkris ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Oh yeah lol we just talking to each other lol. /Start+to+finish+video+games/funny-pictures/5715829/108#108
#233 to #229 - funpunk (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I remember. I actually managed to do Deathclaw Pro Hunter. I went to the Thorn and killed three Deathclaws at a time with a .22 pistol after scaring them off with a Flare Gun and blowing their legs apart with Dinner Bell. And before that, I murdered a bunch of NCR higher-ups with a Ripper because I already killed all the Legionaires. Then I punched a bunch of robots to death. I just got done pickpocketing 40 people.
I want to be completely done with New Vegas before I start 4. I can't even look at 3 anymore after realizing how much better New Vegas was. Now I have to go drown myself and eat 7000 HP worth of food, then beat Ringo 30 times in Caravan.
User avatar #235 to #233 - funpunk (10/17/2015) [-]
*Legionnaires. Admin really needs to give us the option to edit comments.
User avatar #234 to #233 - yugiohkris ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Good luck.
User avatar #279 to #234 - funpunk (10/17/2015) [-]
Well, I managed to get Desert Survivalist. I just had to spend all my money on enough food for 50 people then throw myself into the bottom of Lake Mead. After I murder Ringo (in Caravan), I'm probably just gonna uninstall the game now that there's nothing left to do.
User avatar #2 - fargfive (10/16/2015) [-]
The deathclaw end should be replaced with the deathclaw running from a spec on the horizon. They're not dangerous if you can kill them from the next town over.
User avatar #160 to #2 - zetsuboukamina (10/17/2015) [-]
What if I'm playing an only revolver build?
User avatar #204 to #160 - jakotad (10/17/2015) [-]
Better be the ******* cannon that is the Ranger Sequoia
User avatar #250 to #160 - Indoknight (10/17/2015) [-]
I honestly don't get these stupid builds that people keep trying to come up with that limit themselves.

You think actual survivors in the wasteland are doing self limiting builds? No, they're adapting to each situation and using what works best. That's the only way they can survive.
User avatar #286 to #250 - zetsuboukamina (10/18/2015) [-]
Also it's fun being an arrogant jackass in a world trying to survive
User avatar #280 to #250 - zetsuboukamina (10/18/2015) [-]
I'm role playing old ocelot
User avatar #287 to #280 - Indoknight (10/18/2015) [-]
Oh that's kinda cool
User avatar #30 to #2 - snipys ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
that moment when you swore you sniped all the deathclaws in the quarry and go in then notice the "caution" and find out you forgot the mother.

I forgot to save before attempting it.....
User avatar #33 to #30 - fargfive (10/17/2015) [-]
That's when you NO SCOPE THAT CUNT
User avatar #34 to #33 - snipys ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
tfw not able to 1337 360 noscope
tfw wil never be famus meme
#146 to #34 - feglol ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
mfw you dont post tfw
#147 to #146 - snipys ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
tfw
#143 - blynx (10/17/2015) [-]
Fixed
#167 to #159 - lordraine ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
People post stuff like this, but honestly it doesn't really make sense.

Deathclaws and Cazadores are dangerous for incompatible reasons. Cazadores erode your armor away to nothing and inflict a stacking DoT that will kill you extremely quickly if you don't counter it. Deathclaws are walking tanks that will outright cripple limbs in a single melee blow and kill you in two or three hits.

They aren't really compatible. Cazadores are dangerous because they sting you six, seven, eight times, and you can't avoid it and your armor is in ruins. Deathclaws just cruise on up to you and shove their arm up your ass. They're dangerous for different reasons.

What would be more scarcy is a Cazadore with Deathclaw DR, and without wings so they couldn't easily be crippled. Something like a Cazadore Spider/Scoripon.
User avatar #32 - morelazors (10/17/2015) [-]
"End" of Fallout.

someone hasn't played fallout
User avatar #17 - roflstorm (10/17/2015) [-]
Anyone wanna hear the story of how i met the ******* Indominus Rex in the Quarry?
User avatar #20 to #17 - JoshOwnsAll (10/17/2015) [-]
quarry stories are damn good, I wanna hear it
I maxed an unarmed tankman, and beat the living crap out of every single deathclaw in the quarry and the cavern. may the blood upon my saturnite fist never dry.

But yeah, the quarry is too close to the low level areas, it kind agives you something to strive for.
"someday I'm killing every one of you, just as I get rid of this 9mm pistol and varmint rifle"
User avatar #23 to #17 - roflstorm (10/17/2015) [-]
Well i'm just gonna assume that if Joshownsall wants to hear it, everyone does.

> Be 2013
> Dicking around New Vegas looking for **** to kill for funsies.
> Have lord of death perk x3 just from absolutely murdering everything.
> Stumble upon Sloan.
> Doing more quests n whatnot.
> Given a quest to rescue some chick (memory's fuzzy, bear with me)
> From Quarry Junction.
> **** .png
> Heard stories of how brutal a ******* you can receive from a death claw.
> Pack myself full with best armour, best guns and 2 stealth boys.
> I was poor as **** .
> Cont'd
User avatar #24 to #23 - roflstorm (10/17/2015) [-]
> Stroll on over to the mouth of the quarry
> 4 deathclaws
> ************** .jpg
> Ohwait.png
> Pull out anti-materiel rifle.
> Blow 3 brains out, fire wildly and kill 4th.
> Wander further into Quarry.
>ACTIVATESTEALTHBOY.png
> Sneak my way up to the mill before feeling of being watched.
> Brush it off, speed up crotch walk.
> Make way to cave
> Blow mommy deachclaw to infinity with 4 Annabelle rockets.
> MINI NUKE ACQUIRED
> Begin exiting cave to make way up to cliff top.
> Ground starts a rumblin'
> Turn around
>Sothisiswhatdeathlookslike.png
#27 to #24 - roflstorm (10/17/2015) [-]
> Right so.....at some point my stealthboy must have worn off and i didn't notice
> Might have forgotten about the alpha
> whip out Fat Man and fire wildly at alpha.
> Wasn't an alpha.
> No.
> Oh no.
>Oooohdddear.piglet
> Game thought it would be funny to glitch out on me and produce possibly the scariest creature i have ever seen.
>That or some really friggin bad RNG mixed with evil juju
>The game sent a legendary alpha male deathclaw after me.
>Lizardlordhasabandonedme.png
>MFW a goddamn Tyrannosaurus Rex saw my ass as a toy
>Me: "jokes on you, i'm wearing power armour"
>I-DOM REX: "Jokes on you, i don't give a **** "
User avatar #29 to #27 - roflstorm (10/17/2015) [-]
Part 4

>Initiate FatMan.EXE
>Fire wildly until i run out of mini nukes.
>5 mini nukes to the chest and face.
> ************* .png
>Takes out less than 1/9th of its health
>It ******* tickles the legendary alpha male.
>Run out of VATS.
>Mybodyisready.jpeg
>LAMDC USED SLASH!
>takes out all but 8-10 health.
>MYBODYISNOTREADY.png
>LAMDC turns around.
>Tail bitch slaps me for the last 10 health.
>Stare in terrified disbelief for 5 minutes.
>Turn game off.
>Watch Top Gear
User avatar #44 to #29 - priestoftheoldones (10/17/2015) [-]
This is why Admin should add a Greentext feature.
#206 to #29 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
it can always be worse
User avatar #220 to #206 - roflstorm (10/17/2015) [-]
It was actually around that tall.
No joke.

Th claws were longer than the character is tall
#219 to #29 - lesolan (10/17/2015) [-]
>Oooohdddear.piglet

Still can't stop laughing. Send help.
User avatar #13 - robotvoice (10/17/2015) [-]
killing trade caravan
are you retarded?
Dorkly
Oh.
User avatar #56 to #13 - sinonyx (10/17/2015) [-]
not killing trade caravan because you can
are you retarded?
robotvoice
oh.
User avatar #265 to #56 - strangesir (10/17/2015) [-]
Have fun never being able to get all the **** they sell but don't have on their person.
User avatar #281 to #265 - sinonyx (10/18/2015) [-]
already have power armor, likely have some of the best weapons
what's a caravan have that you'll need that one of the cities wont have? i toy car? lunch box? a few extra stim packs though you already have 70 of those...
User avatar #288 to #281 - strangesir (10/18/2015) [-]
Collecting Stimpaks is a hobby of mine, thank you very much.
User avatar #269 to #56 - robotvoice (10/17/2015) [-]
buddy,
you'll never dislike me as much as i dislike poorly made webcomics
#10 - riayl (10/17/2015) [-]
>Dorkly
#16 to #10 - blitzblitz (10/17/2015) [-]
one day dorkly just became funnyjunk's hatred. I dont get it.
#60 to #16 - sequel ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Dorkly got some facts wrong or went with the sexual theme too many times to the point where people are grouping it with the 'wannabe nerd popculture'.
User avatar #19 to #16 - brobafett (10/17/2015) [-]
It's becuase people woke up to how full of **** the author is half the time. Also it's popular on 4chan to hate them
User avatar #106 to #19 - virtigo ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I think they woke up when someone posted that Super Smash Sex thingy.
User avatar #70 to #19 - enlightednatzie (10/17/2015) [-]
I hated them on fj before it was cool. I just didnt like their earlier artstyle, i mean it was ******* bad no questions about it.
#184 to #10 - garymotherfingoak (10/17/2015) [-]
"I thought it was funny until i saw it was made by a website funnyjunk told me not to like"
#121 to #10 - ugoboom ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
"I love the FJ people"
#125 - thegamegestapo (10/17/2015) [-]
First time I ever encountered a deathclaw was in NV. Reasoned that Quarry Junction was the most direct route so off I went with a skip in my step and a varmint rifle for my troubles.

The NCR miners gave me warning but I paid them no heed, for I was the Mailman, bullets were an inconvenience and Powder Gangers my prey. The stories I'd heard about deathclaws from my friends were surely exaggerations.

I walked for a few moments before I started to hear troubling music playing. I stopped, drew my weapon and prepared for battle. Soon enough I saw the ugly creature coming for me. Counting on my skills I immediately began firing, targeting the head for maximum damage but to my dismay it did nothing to slow its advance, in fact it may have further angered the beast as it began attacking my low levelled character with disturbingly effective attacks. Reasoning that my rifle was ineffective against the beast I shot up with stimpacks and switched to my sawn off shotgun.

This time I resolved to shoot its legs and employ the novel strategy of running away and shooting at it. Much to my satisfaction a few shots to the left leg succeeded in crippling the beast and while its health remained substantial it was now slow enough that I could evade it. I began backing away and shooting it with every weapon in my arsenal. Eventually, with my back against a digger I managed to kill the creature.

The creature happened to be a "Young" deathclaw. At this point I began to suspect I might be out of my depth and dropped into stealth mode. Within moments a second red dot appeared on my radar, VATS informed me of a second Young Deathclaw, and to my dismay, a full sized nae-kidding, Deathclaw.

Resolving that discretion was the better part of valour I reasoned a tactical withdrawal was prudent. With the way I came blocked by my spiked friends I considered that the quarry itself might provide shelter long enough for me to get my bearings and perhaps plan a way past the remaining deathclaws I assumed would be further along the route to New Vegas.

Immediately, my movement alerted the two deathclaws and I broke all pretense of stealth and bolted towards the body of water I could see straight ahead of me, trying very hard not to think about the swathe of red that had appeared on my radar. I ran and I ran, fully aware that the deathclaws were gaining ground and that's when I saw it.

A Fatman.

I was saved.

Ducking into the water I grabbed the wonder weapon. To my surprise I found only one mini nuke immediately. Knowing I had only seconds to make my move I simply hoped there was more that I had missed. Brining my weapon to bare I whispered a prayer to Atom and fired, the satisfying explosion scattering baby deathclaws like leaves on a great wind.

My health severely depleted by my own doing, I looked upon what I had wrought, and I thought it good.

Unfortunately, the Deathclaw mother of the younglings I had just splattered disagreed with my assessment and she had brought a whole group of her pack to peer review.

Vengeance ensued.
#236 to #225 - progamingbutler (10/17/2015) [-]
oh **** son! I love some funky fallout jams.
User avatar #139 to #125 - grumpythefirst (10/17/2015) [-]
You should write stories.

If you can write horror stories, I'll record reading them and put them on my youtube channel and give you credit.
#101 - huntergriff ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Oh boy let me tell you about my first encounter with deathclaws

>be me
>christmas 2010
>Playing New vegas for the first time
>this was also my first fallout game but I got fallout 3 the same day
>also on hardcore mode because **** you
>Get a few hours in and meet boone help him do his ****
>Get him as a follower
>OHBOY.gif
>Friend tells me about how there's some nukes and **** i can get from Quarry junction
>Decide to go check out the place
>Immediately attacked by a ******* of deathclaws
>Boone dies a horrible death and i run off into the distance screaming and crying
>mfw


there...it's perfect.
#1 - aywrightinglish (10/16/2015) [-]
Deathclaws in New vegas were tougher than F3 version, but that its related to the change in the defensive armor and variety of new Deathclaws. They are super easy using dart gun.
#26 to #1 - innocentbabies (10/17/2015) [-]
Although, F3 didn't give us the nifty Anti-Material Rifle.
User avatar #39 to #26 - thematthew ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
ikr, if it was based on NV it would be the creature just standing there with it's head exploded for all of them.
User avatar #50 to #1 - vorarephilia (10/17/2015) [-]
YES OH MY GOD THE DART GUN BEST WEAPON.
#129 - gildartsclive (10/17/2015) [-]
One time when i was playing fallout new vegas.
i was wandering the desert heading to a mission marker with Rex low on ammo, bottle caps and stempax
On the top left of the screen it said "Rex fell unconscious"
So i turned around to see what happened. One big large ******* deathclaw was charging at me. i **** myself, i was only at the minimal level when deathsclaws start spawning.
I use up all nearly all my ammo and all my supplies that could heal me. I just win with little health left.
While i waited for Rex to wake up i turned again... another deathclaw jumps (or ran, cant remember) at me I **** myself so hard, i fire my last bullet. The Mysterious Stranger shows up and saves me.
And from that day onward i always worshiped the stanger, to me, he is my hero.
#54 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
>not becoming an unstoppable fisting machine designed for use by deathclaws
#49 - badluckirish ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Dart Gun. Never had an easier time with Deathclaws. Dart Gun Cripples both legs in one shot.
User avatar #61 to #49 - frenzyhero (10/17/2015) [-]
Not in Vegas, though. Deathclaws are much more deadly in Vegas.
#112 to #61 - shadowvision (10/17/2015) [-]
The dart gun also isn't in New Vegas, so there is that little slap to the face for those who like it.
User avatar #153 to #112 - frenzyhero (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's what I just said.
#284 to #153 - shadowvision (10/18/2015) [-]
So you did. I'm sorry I missed that. I'd explain why, but why try to make an excuse?
User avatar #285 to #284 - frenzyhero (10/18/2015) [-]
Hahah, that's my style too. Who even remembers it next week anyway lol
User avatar #118 to #112 - pineapplechunkss (10/17/2015) [-]
but mods
User avatar #51 to #49 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
So much this. Only deathclaw that got me after that was teh one in the sewer RIGHT around the ****** corner.
User avatar #6 - thegreatpapyrus ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
2 words: Dart Gun
User avatar #9 to #6 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Or one shot with the sniper. But you know, whatever.
#151 to #150 - mcdonaldsexplain ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
what is wrong with you people
#42 - teamrocketninja (10/17/2015) [-]
>actually wearing heavy ass power armor
User avatar #62 to #42 - frenzyhero (10/17/2015) [-]
Why wouldn't you? Best DT in the game. Gives STR bonuses. Looks badass. So what if it's heavy? You've got a massive supply of Stims for healing, and you can use the rest for weapons.
User avatar #78 to #62 - wertologist (10/17/2015) [-]
I never use power armor and always have a **** ton of stimpacks. Armor means nothing to me. If I start to come under heavy fire I map pop a med-X, but usually I manage. I don't like power armor. It's far too heavy. Most of my weight ends up going towards misc loot to sell.
User avatar #154 to #78 - frenzyhero (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeah but you don't need caps by the time you get power armor.

In reality, past midgame, armor as a whole is almost completely worthless.
User avatar #155 to #154 - wertologist (10/17/2015) [-]
I don't ever need caps. I always have thousands. I just get them for ***** and giggles and I have mods to make everything more expensive and mods to pour money into.

Armor is useless to me. I wear what is light. If the armor or clothing I choose to wear has armor rating then woopdy doo.

"past midgame, armor as a whole is almost completely worthless."
I never wear armor. Beginning, middle, or end. I don't wear them. I think most of the vanilla armors look pretty ****** aside from Veteran Ranger armor. Power armor looks cool on NPCs, but I like to look at my characters.
User avatar #157 to #155 - frenzyhero (10/17/2015) [-]
I like the legion armor with the black+red feathers, and the dusters.
I say pastmidgame because Deathclaws do still pack a punch, and random grenade bouquets are pretty annoying.

I wonder if you'll be able to dual wield in Fallout 4. I
User avatar #158 to #157 - wertologist (10/17/2015) [-]
Deathclaws still are a threat in lategame, but I always take them out before they get near me so I never have to worry about them.

I hope you can dual wield in 4. It would be amazing to dual wield pistols or smgs. Though, I don't think they will have it in. If they had it in, they would probably have to figure a way to make a gun and melee weapon combo work. Personally, I would love to have a pistol/flashlight combo.
User avatar #161 to #158 - frenzyhero (10/17/2015) [-]
Well it was done in Skyrim, I don't see why it couldn't be done here. They already have 1-handed and 2-handed weapon subcategories.
User avatar #165 to #161 - wertologist (10/17/2015) [-]
Skyrim is a bit different. Skyrim is heavily melee based. Fallout is more ranged weapon based. In Skyrim you can't wield a bow and a melee weapon at the same time. I don't see them combining them. As for dual wielding melee, it should be possible and it'd be nice, but I don't think any Fallout game has done it before so they may try to stay away.
User avatar #168 to #165 - frenzyhero (10/17/2015) [-]
You cant use a bow and a sword at the same time because a bow is a two handed weapon. I'm not saying use a rifle and a super sledge, I'm saying like a combat knife and a pistol. As I said, they already have 1 and 2 handed weapon subcategories.
User avatar #177 to #168 - wertologist (10/17/2015) [-]
I know a bow is a two handed weapon. I'm saying that I don't think Fallout 4 will combine melee and ranged at the same time. Ironsights would probably be an issue. Plus you would have to factor in the programming needed to register different guns with different ammo types. I'm not talking about a rifle and hammer either. I'm talking basic 1 handed weapons. I'm aware they have 1 handed and 2 handed categories. I'm saying I don't think they will include dual wielding melee/ranged. They may do dual wielding melee, but that's a big if. None of the trailer showed dual wielding of any kind and that would be a big feature they would show off if they included it. If they took the time to mention the change to VATS, then they would take the time to mention dual wielding.
User avatar #202 to #177 - frenzyhero (10/17/2015) [-]
I'm not saying it's likely, I would just really like it.

What happened to VATS? I haven't been paying attention to FO4 since my computer isn't from tomorrow, and can't meet its extreme system specs.
User avatar #216 to #202 - wertologist (10/17/2015) [-]
I'm saying it's unlikely to happen. I'm also saying I wish it would.

VATS changed. It used to freeze time. Now it will slow time.
User avatar #197 to #62 - teamrocketninja (10/17/2015) [-]
It looks ****** first off all. I dress for looks. Second, that agility penalty some has. Third, its heavy, so it slows you down and makes you less sneaky. If you're doing any playstyle other than 'stand out in the open with a minigun' or 'melee build that doesnt understand how to block', its not really ideal.
User avatar #201 to #197 - frenzyhero (10/17/2015) [-]
Blocking is for pussies! Be the iron giant and smash people! Sneaking is for pussies! Punch that Deathclaw in its bitch face!
#231 - bosmerbooty (10/17/2015) [-]
My very first playthrough of Fallout 3, there was a deathclaw waiting right outside Vault 101 for me. ****** only had about half health but it didn't stop him tearing little old me (with my ****** pistol) several shiny new assholes.
User avatar #261 to #231 - funnys (10/17/2015) [-]
i've had that happen twice it scary as hell soon as you see it
User avatar #282 to #261 - bosmerbooty (10/18/2015) [-]
Scariest **** ever when you don't know what the **** it is.
#40 - froggernaught (10/17/2015) [-]
Deathclaws are hard at first.

You get gud and get a few levels under your belt and you delight in the fight with a deathclaw. Two titans of man and monster battling it out, with on winner, me.
User avatar #8 - xerros (10/17/2015) [-]
I now wonder how scary deathcalws will be in fallout 4... I hope I die!
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