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User avatar #1 - spookyexplain ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
i work at a theater

this is accurate as **** . star wars killed my winter break.
#90 to #1 - wrestlingcomments (12/23/2015) [-]
I also have been working ten hour shifts every day but one since star wars came out. My legs hurt. I'm tired. But the amount of money I'm supposed to be making should be super worth it.

Until Christmas. Then I'm just gonna kill myself.
User avatar #106 to #90 - crypticgecko (12/23/2015) [-]
what theaters u guys at? I'm with AMC, it's been a rough Star Wars week. ROUGH.
#127 to #106 - wrestlingcomments (12/25/2015) [-]
Cinemark. As a relatively new manager I'm making just under ten an hour.

We're in small-town Texas, too. So people are mostly friendly, work isn't disgustingly grueling, and our head manager is a boss-hog at his job so he had the whole thing set up to go more smoothly.

The worst part was that all of my usher team was full of invalids because we hired whoever could hold a broom with virtually no training before the movie came out. Since movies weren't selling amazingly before SW, we couldn't schedule people to be consistent. And hiring a bunch of 17yr old highschool kids is just... terrible. Nobody wants to earn money. Just be handed it.

Great job. Currently difficult staff. Until mid-january.
User avatar #121 to #106 - spookyexplain ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
emagine
#112 to #1 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Hang in there buddy
User avatar #2 to #1 - ssheinrich (12/22/2015) [-]
but did u get the monyes?
User avatar #3 to #2 - spookyexplain ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
its not worth it man
#4 to #3 - ssheinrich (12/22/2015) [-]
id take the monyes even if its a **** job
User avatar #5 to #4 - spookyexplain ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
minimum wage, 8 hour shifts to 1am, 40 hours a week for a "part time" job
#6 to #5 - ssheinrich (12/22/2015) [-]
you raise a valid point water cow

but being serious for once, that **** sounds horrible. i feel sorry for you man
#14 to #6 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
I also work in a cinema but its pretty small it has 5 screens an only 3 of them fit more than 150 people in them but its mainly cleaning up after a screening that had 150+ people in and it doesn't help people are ******* scum an leave allsorts behind for you to clean, i **** you not i have come across ; dirty nappies(diapers),half eaten fruit,vomit in a bag and 3 full rows of seats with popcorn on the floor!! you couldn't see any of the bloody floor! but thats the jest of it for me anyways
#91 to #5 - wrestlingcomments (12/23/2015) [-]
Movie theatres also do not pay you extra for working over 40 hours usually. Which is a slice of dick.
User avatar #9 to #5 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
I get you have long-ish hours but what exactly does your job entail?
User avatar #17 to #9 - spookyexplain ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
cleaning up theaters, stocking everything from straws and lids and the soda machines, checking tickets, gathering and compacting trash, mopping spills, and helping out whoever because i'm everyone's bitch
User avatar #18 to #17 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Knowing my personality I would probably enjoy the **** out of that.

You should consider finding something that matches tasks you generally like doing.
#48 to #18 - Bobtheblob (12/23/2015) [-]
I like playing video games and eating good food.

tfw there'll never be a job that matches what I like doing.
User avatar #50 to #48 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Try something new and out of the blue, I guess.

Or become a twitch streamer.

I never knew I enjoyed doing theatre tech as a workpath until I walked into it during highschool.
#78 to #18 - zaphodcoolfrood (12/23/2015) [-]
I work in a pretty big theatre (24 theatres 4 that hold 500+) and I love it, and what that other guys described is only ushering, you also pull shifts in the box office, hot foods, taking tickets and working the register. It's not bad, it doesnt pay amazingly even if you progress in a the management but its great for a job that you can work the hours around school, since the busiest times are when people typically dont have class. Plus its pretty cool to work behind the scenes and it adds a lot of different types of work experience to your resume.
User avatar #79 to #78 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
It's something I've considered doing in my off time since I really like movies and the work doesn't sound stressing in comparison to what I do - aka the other type of theatre - aka live production.

Sure it's nothing special and as you would say doesn't pay a whole lot but I also don't ask for a whole lot so it works out in the end.
User avatar #30 to #5 - SirFail (12/23/2015) [-]
I thought it was illegal for a company to make an employee work over 20 hours as a part timed job? That might just be the uk.
User avatar #51 to #30 - beardgasm (12/23/2015) [-]
www.dol.gov/dol/topic/workhours/full-time.htm

Yeah, they just get 1.5x the pay for hours over 40. There isn't any legal definition of full-time or part time, it's up to the employer how many hours a week constitutes full-time, and what benefits full-time workers get.
User avatar #49 to #30 - beardgasm (12/23/2015) [-]
I think they just have to pay you overtime.
User avatar #46 to #3 - MrDeadiron (12/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, I work in a theater as well. A ****** run down theater owned by a greek cunt.
User avatar #38 to #3 - captainrattrap (12/23/2015) [-]
Quit then loozer
User avatar #32 to #2 - RiflemanFunny (12/23/2015) [-]
From what I have read, Movie theaters get jack **** from box office earnings. That's why popcorn is so ******* expensive.
User avatar #58 to #1 - motherfuckingkenji (12/23/2015) [-]
My job is to clean the building after the movies.
I also have another job making pizzas which everybody prefers over home cooking.
How do you think I feel?

At least so far it hasn't been as bad as Mockingjay Part 2 was. So far. I've only been there 1/5 days this week, so uh... good times.
User avatar #92 to #58 - ciacheczko (12/23/2015) [-]
I guess you must make a damn good pizza then. In my area we've tried like 3 pizza places already and none compared to what we do at home. You got me curious there.
User avatar #123 to #92 - motherfuckingkenji (12/23/2015) [-]
I have been told MANY times that we make "the best pizzas I/we've ever had". Which is a bit ironic, since I prefer Pizza Hut. Even more ironically, we have a Pizza Hut, two other stores EXACTLY like ours in the same company (with newer and less ****** equipment too, because **** us) and two more pizza places. To make it even weirder, our store is primarily a gas station/mini general store.
We don't even have any kind of special **** like stuffed crust or the green olives that way too many people ask for.

You wanna know what the busiest and ********* day of the year is for us? Thanksgiving.
Instead of the ********* of "traditional" home-cooked turkey and ham and potatoes and whatever, people want pizza. Like, what the actual **** .
User avatar #125 to #123 - ciacheczko (12/24/2015) [-]
Well hot damn, that thanksgiving part made me kinda upset.

Currently I'm in a foreign country, and, along with my partner, can't afford visiting family for christmas. It's still our first year here, so while the financial situation is somewhat stable, it is far from perfect yet. So I spent this entire day on cleaning and managed to cook at least some of the traditional dishes we eat at this time, because hey - christmas is a nice time of the year, was part of my growing up, and the athmosphere is valuable in my humble opinion.

To hear that people find some of their traditional days so meaningless they go order a pizza instead of cooking an actual dinner is slightly depressing.
#64 to #1 - PSpepper (12/23/2015) [-]
Same here, nonstop this past weekend.
#55 to #1 - dalokan (12/23/2015) [-]
GIF
Aww hell yes, another movie employee.

Ready to get into suicide watch over the holiday break?
User avatar #13 - deroderpderp (12/23/2015) [-]
Dont forget the FAGGOT WHO SPOILS THE WHOLE ******* THING.
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#21 to #13 - hurpfry (12/23/2015) [-]
what is reading
User avatar #22 to #21 - deroderpderp (12/23/2015) [-]
In the theater.
#25 to #13 - adhdtookmyaccount (12/23/2015) [-]
I don't get why people keep spoiling Star Wars: FA. Honestly people who do that are almost as bad as Kylo Ren when he killed his father Han Solo
User avatar #52 to #25 - amusingusername ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
This was funny the first time. Now it's just *********** .
#62 to #52 - adhdtookmyaccount (12/23/2015) [-]
>implying it was ever not ***********
User avatar #124 to #62 - amusingusername ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
In that case, move along *********** friend.
#96 to #25 - jdizzleoffthehizzl ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
I shamelessly chuckled
#19 to #13 - misternobodie ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
yeah
#85 to #19 - ffinfinity ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Im ok with this and wish it was 100% true.

Some ****** spoiled the movie for me the other day. I was minding my own business playing a game and his name was the ******* spoiler. What do these people even ******* achieve its infuriating. Sorry for the rant guys but imagine if you've been waiting for something for years and then some asshole goes along and ***** on your hopes and dreams.

**** these people man I honestly don't understand their mindset.
User avatar #8 - battletechmech (12/23/2015) [-]
Kylo Ren could have been casted better by literally anyone else.
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User avatar #10 to #8 - ninjaspawn (12/23/2015) [-]
(example)
#11 to #10 - battletechmech (12/23/2015) [-]
The yoda puppet from episode 5 would make a better Kylo Ren.
User avatar #87 to #11 - jibb (12/23/2015) [-]
Hey, just watched ep V yesterday
#95 to #10 - jdizzleoffthehizzl ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Guy Fieri would've made a better Kylo Ren
User avatar #89 to #8 - spinthatrecord (12/23/2015) [-]
The amount of disappointment when he removed the mask was great
User avatar #114 to #8 - sphincterface (12/23/2015) [-]
He was intimidating, tough and kind of scary with that mask on.

Then he took it off and all I could see was some enormous schnoz.
User avatar #57 to #8 - frenzysalem (12/23/2015) [-]
I don't think it's the acting that was bad. He made a great whiny bitch. It's the character and writing that sucked.
#80 to #8 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
i think he was really intimidating and impressive.....until he took the mask off. Did they learn nothing from darth vader? Otherwise a great film imo
#77 to #8 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #109 to #8 - elgrind (12/23/2015) [-]
I disagree.
The actor is perfect for the character, cause the character is some whiny teenage sith with daddy issue.
Let's see what they do with him in the next episodes.
User avatar #117 to #109 - jokerjack (12/23/2015) [-]
I am expecting a full Neville effect from him.

Right now, whiny attention seeking teenageer. Ep 8 after more training, full cold hearted badass that has everyone (male and female) swooning.

And then of course becoming good in Ep 9 with a selfless act of killing himself to save others
User avatar #26 to #8 - dogziller (12/23/2015) [-]
nah, i think he fitted the role perfectly of whiny teenager.
#28 to #26 - battletechmech (12/23/2015) [-]
But why did he have to look like M Night Shyamalan's son?
#29 to #28 - dogziller (12/23/2015) [-]
i really don't see the resemblance. at all.
User avatar #31 to #29 - battletechmech (12/23/2015) [-]
That's what I said when I saw him in the movie. Actual spoiler ahead As the son of Han and Leia
User avatar #33 to #31 - dogziller (12/23/2015) [-]
i've seen the movie, you don't have to walk on eggshells around me. i think his hair and face mostly fit as a son of luke and leia. i did see another guy say his nose is too big, that might be right.
#34 to #33 - battletechmech (12/23/2015) [-]
I'm just keeping it safe for the people who read the comments I don't see the hair at all due to the color, his skin tone and facial structure don't match either of them at all, with his face being much longer than luke, han, or leia.
User avatar #53 to #34 - ninjaspawn (12/23/2015) [-]
you need to look deeper, there were moments in the movie where he kinda reminded me of anakin during the 3rd movie.
User avatar #122 to #53 - viscerys ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
That was my issue with him, was that he was basically the same as Anakin Skywalker, but then I realised that that was intentional, and got back to enjoying that ******* awesome movie.
User avatar #37 to #34 - dogziller (12/23/2015) [-]
i think the hair fits with it being a match of leias straight hair plus hans slightly curly hair. his face is kinda long, but i think it too fits. hans face isn't that long, but its long enough. he does have a large distance between where his chin ends and his mouth. i mean, what do you think the offspring of leia and han would look like?
#119 to #37 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
i mean, what do you think the offspring of leia and han would look like?

Ahem, it's been done in the Expanded Universe, the result was much more satisfying
User avatar #126 to #119 - dogziller (12/24/2015) [-]
jawlines too strong imo, hairs ok.
#41 to #37 - battletechmech (12/23/2015) [-]
GIF
**battletechmech used "*roll picture*"**
**battletechmech rolled image** obviously it'd be difficult to find a proper mix between them, but a hair color that corresponds to the characters original hair color, light brown, a paler complexion, a more defined jaw line leading to what what'd look like a fuller face, and probably thinner lips of course now I just sound like a white supremicist, we'll throw in a roll for whacky context
#43 to #41 - dogziller (12/23/2015) [-]
imo kylo already has pretty stick thin lips. i can't remember much about the movie but maybe a lighter hair color, dyed perhaps would work. i also think he's pretty pale in the movie already, and i know pale. a more full jawline might look better, but other than that i don't really see things from your perspective.
User avatar #44 to #43 - battletechmech (12/23/2015) [-]
That's fine, this is hardly the most "pressing matter" with the star wars film, it was fun discussing it anyhow. btw I don't give a **** about the major complaints of the movie, I liked it better than the prequels, and that's all it has to do in my opinion.
User avatar #45 to #44 - dogziller (12/23/2015) [-]
i think it followed the plot of a new hope pretty closely, but other than that, yeah it was fun.
#24 - antibronywiseman ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
GIF
Related.
#73 to #72 - flufflepuff (12/23/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
I don't know what you were expecting
User avatar #36 - roflstorm (12/23/2015) [-]
Can we just talk about how Han was ended by a guy who was almost beaten by a stormtrooper who found a lightsaber?
User avatar #54 to #36 - skorve (12/23/2015) [-]
He wasn't fighting to kill, he was fighting to test himself. If you see it again, pay attention to how Kylo's acting. He knocks Finn down, then punches his own wound instead of finishing him. He's not trying to win, just to see how he'd do in a real fight.
#61 to #54 - IamPinhead (12/23/2015) [-]
He was punching himself because the pain kept him going.
User avatar #67 to #61 - skorve (12/23/2015) [-]
Possibly, but it seems pretty easy to plunge his saber into a downed Finn whose lightsaber went out. I don't think he needed the pain to finish it.
#69 to #67 - IamPinhead (12/23/2015) [-]
Probably not, but he's still a young Padawan looking to test himself - like you said - and doesn't have the cold, focused hate that more experienced Sith do. I have a feeling the next movie will show him as more competent.
User avatar #101 to #54 - ztron (12/23/2015) [-]
I noticed that too. I thought it was pretty neat that they choreographed it that well to make it actually look like Kylo actually knew a thing or two compared to Fin.
User avatar #115 to #36 - sphincterface (12/23/2015) [-]
He was pretty badly hurt by Chewie, and it seemed like the pain was kinda distracting him. Also, the raw emotion of what he just did moments before would make it pretty tough to focus in the middle of a fight.
User avatar #39 to #36 - mondominiman (12/23/2015) [-]
can we talk about our lord and savior Rylo Ken who struck down Han Solo
#83 to #39 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
TRAITOR!
User avatar #82 to #36 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
to be fair. kylo was shot by chewie multiple times, if i remember right.
#59 to #36 - Toshiro (12/23/2015) [-]
Han came between him and his gold though. Just sayin.
User avatar #42 to #36 - donatelo (12/23/2015) [-]
Kylo Ren wasnt finished with his own training. he wasnt "almost" beaten, he beat fin pretty damn thoroughly. Han Solo completely let his gaurd down for his son, it makes sense that he was killed by him. Likewise, Fin didnt find the lightsaber, Rei did.
User avatar #56 to #42 - roflstorm (12/23/2015) [-]
I watched the movie and i messed up 3 factors. brb killing self
#16 - andywazowski (12/23/2015) [-]
Something, something, soule
User avatar #93 to #16 - soule (12/23/2015) [-]
As long as the actress isn't Helena Bonham Carter I don't think I'd have a problem.
#100 to #93 - ztron (12/23/2015) [-]
******* HBC as Rey and Johnny Depp as Kylo Ren. During the interrogation scenes he does this instead of just holding his hand in front.
User avatar #40 to #16 - mondominiman (12/23/2015) [-]
something something fag
#68 - lotengo ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
joshlol
#70 to #68 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/23/2015) [-]
Han dies too his son Rylo ken
User avatar #71 to #70 - lotengo ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
the captain dies in Captain America Civil War
User avatar #102 to #71 - ztron (12/23/2015) [-]
You lying **** , no one dies in a Marvel movie. Except the villain sometimes maybe.
#74 to #71 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/23/2015) [-]
Germany loses
User avatar #75 to #74 - lotengo ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
allah is not real
User avatar #76 to #75 - sirkanesixtytwo (12/23/2015) [-]
The universe is created
or is it?
User avatar #98 to #66 - metacobalion ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Warning there's spoilers ******* above here too.
#113 - trollofhalo (12/23/2015) [-]
I've had enough of these ****** Soule comics
User avatar #103 - wacemindu (12/23/2015) [-]
Oh my god... how wildly different to their 10 people you'll see at comicon post...pure talent
User avatar #81 - piratedangel (12/23/2015) [-]
Glad I didn't watch the trailers or read the Youtube comment sections. But FJ spoiled it for me in the comments.
#27 - goldfangz ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
the hobbit
#12 - minigunwarrior (12/23/2015) [-]
I'VE SEEN THINGS
#118 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Kylo Ren still ******* sucks he sounded like a whaling sperg

I hardly doubt a year of sith training will change that. Also Finn turned out to be the most pointless character in this movie

Why the **** is this movie not about Po? Po is literally Solo's disciple by everything else other than blood and by name.
#116 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
GIF
"The normies that waits for the 1080p torrent."
#110 - theokkeli ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
**theokkeli used "*roll picture*"**
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#105 - rayeightk (12/23/2015) [-]
And then some asshole.
Who is still on my block list.
Spoils it.
Entirely.
**** YOU JOSHLOL.
Worse than penis cancer!
#108 to #107 - rayeightk (12/23/2015) [-]
GIF
You know what you did.
#104 - alphagex (12/23/2015) [-]
And then we got this big faggot joshlol who post a sticky of a guy spoiling the star wars movie On funnyjunk.
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