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#63 - lordsaucy (08/30/2015) [-]
If you can instantly tell what sex the armour in intended for that means it's decorative. And decorative armour is **** .

Pic related; the armour shown is made specifically for women, it leaves more room in the bust but is otherwise indistinguishable.
User avatar #86 to #63 - alfrebecht (08/30/2015) [-]
Or it means you know what a breastplate looks like....
I'm not saying you're wholly wrong. But if you've spent any time around armor, you can usually tell who's in it.
#109 to #63 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
that movie sucked badly
#123 to #63 - donutspanker (08/30/2015) [-]
You're not wrong, but you did just defend that terrible movie.
#142 to #123 - lordsaucy (08/30/2015) [-]
Oh God, I didn't even realize that's what this pic is from.

Here this one's less cancerous.
User avatar #146 to #123 - ljxjlos (08/30/2015) [-]
I actually did kinda enjoy that movie.
User avatar #168 to #123 - fishhitler (08/30/2015) [-]
What movie is it From?
#161 to #123 - nobleknight (08/30/2015) [-]
What's the movie?
#169 to #161 - zanntaggerung (08/30/2015) [-]
>>#168 Assuming that's Kristen Stewart, it must be Snow White and the Huntsman
#204 to #169 - nobleknight (08/30/2015) [-]
Now I sort of wish I didn't know...
#54 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
people bitching about how boobs on armor is impractical and not good for combat while no one says **** about the cape, do any of you commando?
#61 to #54 - CowboyBHS (08/30/2015) [-]
Ceremonial dress. That **** has zero practicality.
#209 to #61 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
intimidation factor is a thing.

User avatar #124 to #54 - sharklazers (08/30/2015) [-]
the cape looks badass

the boobs just make your enemies 0.1% more sexually aroused as they shoot at you
#108 to #54 - segwaynazi (08/30/2015) [-]
The scars are still here pod brother.....
#65 to #54 - antideadra (08/30/2015) [-]
i commando'ed once...it didn't end well.
User avatar #71 to #65 - baconhero (08/30/2015) [-]
Still waiting to save Sev.
User avatar #83 to #71 - makethingsworse (08/30/2015) [-]
Do you ever think they'll make the sequel? Be honest.
User avatar #84 to #83 - antideadra (08/30/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #85 to #84 - makethingsworse (08/30/2015) [-]
But why not? Is it confirmed that it's been scrapped? Is it stuck in limbo like 1313? Anyone have any insight?
User avatar #88 to #85 - huntergriff ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
343i's got one of the guys who helped make republic commando working on halo 5, and supposedly the campaign's single player works similar to republic commando.
User avatar #91 to #88 - makethingsworse (08/30/2015) [-]
I just hate the Idea that such a great game, arguably the best first person shooter campaign (next to Halo) at the time, is being completely overlooked because it didn't sell well. I'm not naive, I understand, it just sucks. I will sat that it was the only shooter that REALLY made me care about my team.
User avatar #93 to #91 - huntergriff ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
It's possible they might make a new game, i mean you shouldn't really rule anything out. Delta squads canon too.
User avatar #89 to #85 - antideadra (08/30/2015) [-]
yea I'm pretty sure its been scrapped or in the same boat as 1313 **** sucks but we can always hope
#118 to #83 - bmnhu (08/30/2015) [-]
It wouldn't be republic commando anyway if they made a sequel.. Game ended with the Battle of Kashyyyk, soon after which they issued Orger66, which means Delta basically was an imperial force after this.
#102 to #83 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Battlefront II had been waiting for a sequel a long-ass time and got a reboot of the series, so who really knows?
User avatar #94 to #71 - tikledpikle (08/30/2015) [-]
they made a book after the game. Sev, uh... Sev isded
#101 to #94 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
but those aren't canon anymore r-right?
User avatar #103 to #101 - tikledpikle (08/30/2015) [-]
i hope not
#160 to #103 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
The books aren't canon anymore Also the writer never said what happened to Sev because he was the game devs creation, at the end of series he was still MIA even after Walon Vau when looking for him.
#115 to #65 - werestabby (08/30/2015) [-]
Can someone explain?
#119 to #115 - bmnhu (08/30/2015) [-]
Delta squad were 4man special forces team. The one people refer to as Sev (red marks on armor) was a sniper. During the last mission they were separated and lost his signal. As they were about to return to save Sev, they were ordered to withdraw from the battle.

Fixer: "Lost [Sev's] signal, Boss."

Boss: "Well, find it again, damn it! Delta, regroup—we're going after Sev."

Forward Air Controller: "Negative negative, Three-Eight, new orders came through from the generals—clear the area and evac now."

Boss: "I don't care if they came from General Yoda himself. Sev—"

FAC: "As a matter of fact, they did, soldier. Now get your squad out of there."

Fixer: "He's right, Boss. We've got to get out now."

Scorch: "We can't leave Sev. Nobody gets left behind. Remember? Remember how Sev blew up when we left Vau on Mygeeto? You want to do that to our brother? You want to abandon him? Leave him behind?"

"Though Scorch argued to the point of tears, Boss forced him to comply and moved the remaining three members of Delta Squad onto the gunship that had arrived to extract them, but not without first making a guilty apology to Sev"

And thats how the game ended... ..
#121 to #119 - werestabby (08/30/2015) [-]
In such detail and short time. THX!
#134 to #119 - cisdroidcommander (08/30/2015) [-]
ive never played republic commando, but that sounds really sad (and im always pro-CIS)
User avatar #189 to #134 - dragonjackel (08/30/2015) [-]
Dont worry, you'll like how powerful the CIS are in this game ( ******* supers taking half my assault rifle ammo to kill)
User avatar #198 to #189 - cisdroidcommander (08/30/2015) [-]
Thats good to know, im gonna try it out sometime
#120 to #115 - rohedje (08/30/2015) [-]
**rohedje used "*roll picture*"**
**rohedje rolled image** 'Twas quite some time ago, but, if i remember correctly - spoiler: In the final mission of SW: Republic Commando you had to sacrifice\leave behind one of your squad members named "Sev" to rescue the rest of the squad. Presumably, he ded.
User avatar #201 to #120 - thedutchs (08/30/2015) [-]
I won't believe Sev is dead until I see him decapitated and burned to ashes.
#96 to #65 - bgrf (08/30/2015) [-]
any source on the song?
User avatar #207 to #65 - dequire (08/30/2015) [-]
WWWHHHYYYY! SEV, WWWHHHYYYY?!
#68 to #65 - cigma (08/30/2015) [-]
I should play that game.
#1 - fishandkids ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Star Wars setting unrealistic standards for woman wearing armor. This is real female armour.
#192 to #1 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
#133 to #1 - rolando (08/30/2015) [-]
Bikini Warriors
#152 to #110 - awec (08/30/2015) [-]
Judging by the standards of the original movies, Stormtrooper armour doesn't offer much more protection.
#64 to #1 - antideadra (08/30/2015) [-]
10/10 tittle for an anime downloaded just for the name alone... it did not disappoint
User avatar #66 to #64 - OperativeOpposite (08/30/2015) [-]
is this like Queen's blade or just full on porn? and what's it called?
User avatar #70 to #66 - antideadra (08/30/2015) [-]
its worth watching the first ep just so you know what its going to be i mean its just 4mins and it does't take it self serious so its not that bad of a watch, but **** if people wont thing you are watching porn
User avatar #138 to #70 - yugiohkris (08/30/2015) [-]
Any nips?
#151 to #138 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
asking the real questions here
User avatar #205 to #138 - antideadra (08/30/2015) [-]
nah but there's enough lewd to put a 2 dollar hooker to shame tho
#69 to #66 - antideadra (08/30/2015) [-]
its pretty much 4mins of 4 big tit female fanservice adventures dicking around it isint anything like queens blade give or take the skimpy outfits, its pretty much a joke on Female MMO/RPG stereotypes and the name of the show??? ***** called Bikini warriors ahahaha
User avatar #196 to #64 - garymotherfingoak (08/30/2015) [-]
there is some great porn of this show, besides the show itself
#195 to #64 - alorain (08/30/2015) [-]
Source?
User avatar #206 to #195 - antideadra (08/30/2015) [-]
its called bikini warriors
#156 to #64 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
got some lube ?
User avatar #197 to #45 - garymotherfingoak (08/30/2015) [-]
thats a nice meme you got there
#203 to #197 - themastertroller (08/30/2015) [-]
the dankest m3m3
#56 to #45 - patentoverwriten (08/30/2015) [-]
Hey man, the Jester was a hero. That picture's not being respectful to him.
#117 to #56 - angryninja (08/30/2015) [-]
And now I am sad.
#126 - FiddySpense (08/30/2015) [-]
This ***** frustrated because he just looked it up to fap.
#128 to #126 - meinhartesrohr (08/30/2015) [-]
there you go
#143 - whateverdude (08/30/2015) [-]
I know right
#16 - diiillldogaggins (08/29/2015) [-]
Because it's practical
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#97 to #16 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
But that image isn't practical at all.
#100 to #16 - enormaty (08/30/2015) [-]
shed be way better off wearing a helmet
#24 to #16 - cptbajusz (08/29/2015) [-]
She is Abby Darkstar
User avatar #95 to #24 - sinonyx ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
giving source
gets downvoted
User avatar #39 to #16 - ronyx (08/30/2015) [-]
Not really attractive armor and not really attractive woman.
User avatar #42 to #39 - izaya ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Attractiveness aside, doesn't really look like a warrior to me. She's not even toned, not even talking about athleticism
#193 to #42 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
You do realize warriors weren't exactly bodybuilders or gymnasts right? More like weightlifters. The point wasn't to be an adonis, it was to be as strong as **** since most armor weighed quite a bit and you still needed to fight in it.

Look up champion weightlifters. Most look 'fat' (no real muscle definition), but they'd break you in half. Hell, look at 'the mountain' on game of thrones. Unless he flexes, he kind of looks like a big wall of meat that I still wouldn't even blink wrong in front of. There are exceptions with some weightlifters cutting to look better.

Long story short, a toned and cut figure does not make a warrior. Ain't got a nice layer of fat and going to battle for three days in heavy ass armor swinging a heavy ass sword? You dead. Or you are using precious muscle as fuel, tire out quickly, and dead only after a few hours.
#51 to #16 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
but female Spartans with the same armor as everyone else.
#25 to #16 - thememevaluator (08/29/2015) [-]
What the **** is that.

****** horrid man.
I mean, it serves no ******* practical use.
User avatar #34 to #25 - captainprincess ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
popping boners can be practical, depending on your outlook
User avatar #13 - sergejkarkarov (08/29/2015) [-]
I don't think he has a point there regarding looks, however, say you have a girl with rather large or even just a little larger than usual sized breasts, wouldn't armor like that be extremely uncomfortable? Wouldn't a bulge make sense in that case?
User avatar #27 to #13 - Sterski (08/29/2015) [-]
It's custom made for her
User avatar #23 to #13 - demandsgayversion (08/29/2015) [-]
She would just wear the next size up in torso armor
User avatar #29 to #13 - lyiat (08/29/2015) [-]
Making a 'breast plate' would be a massive structural weakness in the armor. A flat, single secure piece is vastly better.
#52 to #29 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
have you seen starwars.

****** ewoks break that **** .
User avatar #31 to #13 - woggles (08/30/2015) [-]
Id say they just make the entire front a little larger and have cavities inside the armor to hold them. Like a molding interior.
User avatar #57 to #13 - recoveryone (08/30/2015) [-]
I worked with females in armor, they didn't seem to mind. Also, boobs are made of fat, fat gets burned very rapidly when working out, so they have smaller chests anyway.
User avatar #125 to #57 - sergejkarkarov (08/30/2015) [-]
Well I guess y'all are right.
User avatar #14 to #13 - amonlavtar (08/29/2015) [-]
boobie go squish, all is fine
User avatar #15 to #14 - sergejkarkarov (08/29/2015) [-]
I'd imagine that'd be very annyoing and distracting in combat.
User avatar #18 to #15 - phantomcancer ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Well, imagine the distraction and annoyance if they were flopping around everywhere instead. Like a nutsack, but bigger. Imagine having to untangle your breasts from your armpits after a mad grenade-dodging dash to the next trench, and your bust really just smacking about everywhere on your upper body in the meantime.
As amonlavtar aptly put it, boobie go squish.
#30 to #18 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
there is this magical thing called a binder (a bra). Keeps the tits in place. You honestly think they where nothing underneath? Armor generally has layers upon laysers. Keeps everthing tight. It the armor is loose enough for the tits to bounce its bad armor. Or isnt being worn properly
#28 to #18 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
Now imagine her falling forward and having a hard edve of metal driven into her sternum, shattering it from the force. Its not practical. Its a danger. Womens armor traditionally has very few differences from a mens chestplate.
User avatar #26 to #15 - Bruda (08/29/2015) [-]
Skin tight clothes under armour with padding and cushion for comfort. Holds breast in place with no pressure.
#21 to #15 - onyxleigion (08/29/2015) [-]
Tits bouncing around because they aren't confined would be more annoying and distracting. Also, women trained to be soldiers will have breasts on the smaller side. Even if they do have larger breasts for women in that shape, the chest armor wouldn't be that much different.
#19 to #15 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
You'd get used to the tape if you want to fight
#22 to #13 - hemming (08/29/2015) [-]
Making a "boob bulge" in armor as they often do in ****** games / anime / for fan services etc is illogical as the bulge is a huge weak point in the armor and will be prone to getting crushed and crushing your tits in the process.
#53 to #22 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
huh.....guess the Spartans didn't now **** about Armour then.
User avatar #77 to #53 - wahut (08/30/2015) [-]
bro...this is parade armor
User avatar #32 to #22 - drldrl (08/30/2015) [-]
Most weapons in Star Wars don't transfer kinetic energy so it wouldn't really matter. But I do agree boob plates are stupid.
#165 to #32 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Effective armour thickness is probably still very much relevant in absorbing and dispersing energy weapons, though.
Also, so long as you have a battlefield with explosions, you're going to have to take kinetic energy into account.
User avatar #202 to #165 - drldrl (08/30/2015) [-]
Trooper armor is already impervious to slugthrowers, so shrapnel from explosions should be no problem even with a weakened plate.
And the thickness doesn't matter, it just sends the energy into the bodysuit below it and disperses the energy around the body. If the plates were left to absorb the energy, the troopers would die. By sending it into the bodysuit, it only knocks them out and allows them to get medical treatment.
User avatar #59 - konysugandanbitch (08/30/2015) [-]
>Armor for females has area for breasts, sexist.
>Armor for females is the same as men's, sexist.

You can't complain about both being sexist, that's not how it works.
User avatar #62 to #59 - poutinesalad (08/30/2015) [-]
The second one isn't happening at all.

User avatar #72 to #62 - konysugandanbitch (08/30/2015) [-]
She was complaining that the armor on the character didn't make it look like it was a girl, so the armor is essentially the same as a males, and she didn't like it. So, I mean it kind of is happening right there.
User avatar #73 to #72 - colossusshadow (08/30/2015) [-]
>She

You mean Cody Paul?
User avatar #76 to #73 - konysugandanbitch (08/30/2015) [-]
It would appear I ****** up and I take back what I said. Did not read the name carefully.
#98 to #73 - thebeatlesfan (08/30/2015) [-]
Dude has two male names, just to be sure.
#172 to #98 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
I thought Cody could be a girls name too?
User avatar #208 to #72 - poutinesalad (08/30/2015) [-]
I think you need to read it again.
#38 - cheastnut (08/30/2015) [-]
I thought there was a thing about the empire that it being evil also sexist and racist. in the extended universe they say how the emperor passed a humans first law. and mythological that women represent motherhood and therefore creation which was against the imperial oppress and destroy concept which was why only male humans or human like people where in the ranks and why there were so many women and aliens in the rebellion.
User avatar #55 to #38 - baronvonhuckle (08/30/2015) [-]
There was. All the EU writers put competent aliens and women in the Empire just to be smartasses.
The thing is, there are no women, ethnics or aliens in the rebellion until Episode 6 except Leia and Chewie of course. .
#127 to #55 - cisdroidcommander (08/30/2015) [-]
How dare you forget that one rebel on Hoth
#149 to #127 - phoenixactual (08/30/2015) [-]
hey, look, it's the only other woman in the galaxy
User avatar #135 to #127 - baronvonhuckle (08/30/2015) [-]
Yeah true sorry about that.
User avatar #136 to #135 - cisdroidcommander (08/30/2015) [-]
Im just wondering how you could forget her. shes like the most important character in the movie I found a site that said Disney should make a spin off movie about her, even though shes just another rebel
User avatar #191 to #55 - dragonjackel (08/30/2015) [-]
Much of the EU novels came after palp's death, and most other rulers of the empire were more OK with aliens, like Thrawn and Pellanon.
User avatar #40 to #38 - thefates (08/30/2015) [-]
I believe this new movie uses a post-rebellion empire though.
#144 to #38 - varium ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Not sexist or racist, xenophobic sure. Empire has ton of female officers and stormtroopers, because of the era the movies were made you don't see them in films but they have and had them in Legends and now in other Canon works.
User avatar #41 - fourtunehunters (08/30/2015) [-]
That's a woman? I thought it was a man. Who is it anyway, haven't been following up on the new Star Wars to know all the characters
User avatar #43 to #41 - heartlessrobot (08/30/2015) [-]
Generic trooper #1294139845319564095714578195749058149505891
User avatar #48 to #47 - heartlessrobot (08/30/2015) [-]
So, I was right? Being a Captain with slightly different armor isn't all that special in a military that spans galaxies.
User avatar #49 to #48 - deathklokiller (08/30/2015) [-]
when she was the only one could AND has a name...yeah kinda diffrent
#50 to #49 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Boss, Sev, Fixer, Scorch
User avatar #80 to #50 - leonhardt (08/30/2015) [-]
Spunch
User avatar #58 to #46 - fourtunehunters (08/30/2015) [-]
sweet, thanks for the help man
User avatar #104 to #58 - deathklokiller (08/30/2015) [-]
no prob
#44 - tazzerz (08/30/2015) [-]
I haven't even seen the film and I cannot wait to see Captain Phasma in action, already my favorite character, looks so ******* badass.
#162 to #44 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
I wish they could have picked a better name, in one promo image I read 'The Phasma Menace'.

Really? REALLY.
#159 to #44 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
flamethrowes + cape = a bad time
#163 to #159 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Asbestos tablecloths (Yes, I know) go back to at least 5th century. Rules would show them off being exposed to fire as a way of cleaning them.
And I'm certain I read of some semi-ancient middle eastern flame-throwing troops that had a tendency of intentionally setting their clothes on fire pre-fight to **** with their foes.

I'm certain that an advanced intragalactic culture can come up with something better.
#164 to #163 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Aww, feck; I meant "RULERS," not "rules.
#79 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
I dunno guise, I have female armor fetish, but those damned shemale armors are ruining the porn community. Get the male armor gay **** away from me while you're at it.
I ain't got opinions on loli armor or lamia armor, but some futa armor is attractive enough.

I'm armorsexual fyi
User avatar #67 - mutzaki ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Didn't Ubisoft use that same kind of argument for why they didn't include a female model in Unity's online mode, or am I making that up?
#78 to #67 - justtocomment (08/30/2015) [-]
You're making that up. Ubisoft said it would be too difficult to create a female body in the game.
Here, the defense is actually sensible. Real world armor doesn't compensate for the boons or lack thereof. Maybe in decorative suits of armor, but in real practical use? The most you'd see is maybe a few centimeters of give across the torso. Maybe.
User avatar #112 to #78 - roninneko (08/30/2015) [-]
Well, yeah, but "real world" armor and Star Wars armor aren't entirely similar. "Real world" armor in most militaries consists of strap-adjustable plate carriers, not hardened and shaped carapace armor like what stormtroopers wear. But hey, there's also it being a movie.
#131 to #112 - justtocomment (08/30/2015) [-]
Who is to say the stormtroopers don't have adjusted plates? Seems silly to assume they all just squeeze into plastic shirts.
User avatar #183 to #131 - roninneko (08/30/2015) [-]
Well, look at them.
#184 to #183 - justtocomment (08/30/2015) [-]
I'd figure some sort of mechanically enabled shock absorption would be in place. Like adjustable sacks that contour to your body within the uniform.
User avatar #5 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
Are this bitches ever satisfied ?

"OH WOMAN ARMOR IS TO UNREALISTIC"

"OH THERE IS NO DIFERENCE IN THE ARMORS"
You know what? Eat a dick ***** !
User avatar #6 to #5 - europe (08/29/2015) [-]
That's why you shouldn't try to appeal to them
#7 to #5 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
although I agree with you, in this case it was a man who made the comment in the first place. "Cody Paul"
#17 to #7 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
bitches is all inclusive
User avatar #8 to #5 - discobleach ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
it was a guy. not a feminist by the way. someone who was afraid his remark may be considered sexist.
User avatar #9 to #8 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
I never said it was a femenist...And he is one of those bitches, the ones who allways complain and say stupid **** like that
User avatar #10 to #9 - discobleach ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
he's not likely to complain about unrealistic women's armors, is all i'm saying.
User avatar #11 to #10 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
I don't know, this kind of people will allways find something to bitch and moan
#20 to #11 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
The irony is palpable.
#148 - angryhumans (08/30/2015) [-]
is this like a new thing, first one complains that women are given practical armor in games and film, and now its not feminine enough. was samus a problem for them?
User avatar #194 to #148 - subtard (08/30/2015) [-]
Everything is a problem to them.
#166 to #148 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
They weren't good enough at the game to get the reveal.
User avatar #114 - nomakius (08/30/2015) [-]
It only took 16 hrs for some dickhead to bitch about female armor. My god comment sections are so cancerous.
#116 to #114 - tck (08/30/2015) [-]
>comment sections are so cancerous

******* feeling this more than ever tonight. I'm even meta-frustrated, frustrated at the fact that people are still able to frustrate me by typing things on the internet. I don't react to it and I still detest when people react emotionally, but it shouldn't be able to affect me even internally. Cancer really is an excellent metaphor of what it does to a person's mind.
#157 - jaigurudevaom (08/30/2015) [-]
does he want to mastubate to storm trooper tiddies or something
User avatar #99 - machiavellianhumor (08/30/2015) [-]
god the yahoo article that stole this. i ******* hate that bitch she made it into a feminist thing
User avatar #75 - mrmystery (08/30/2015) [-]
I'm really starting to hate women.
User avatar #105 to #75 - antthejoker (08/30/2015) [-]
I understand why you feel that way but maybe do a little research and you would see why some act the way they do
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