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who don' t they beam people around In our trek more often? Pulido' s stuck In the ? Beam her out.
Two people injured in engineering? Beam them to sickbay. Someome' s being a dick? Beam them to space.
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#1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (11/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
His initial point actually seems to make some sense
His initial point actually seems to make some sense
User avatar #2 to #1 - hektoroftroy (11/22/2013) [-]
I honestly think the kitchen joke ruined it.
#7 - bitchesbanthymine (11/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#27 - mrgreatnamess (11/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Beaming, as it is in Star Trek, would mean the end of conflict as we know it.
Why? Resources are no longer an issue.

Beaming involves scanning, dematerializing, then rematerializing the "person" at the other end.
Essentially, they're creating someone from energy.
Also the synthesizers utilize energy to create matter.

Lost a ship?
No problem, we'll just synthesize a new one.
Lost that super-experienced crew?
No problem, we got them on file, and can just make a new one.
User avatar #31 to #27 - leonhardt (11/23/2013) [-]
Fun part is that you die a horrible death each time, with the new guy not even giving a **** .
#13 - mayoroftownsville (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Get ready because she's about to beam the divorce attorney if you know what I mean
#30 - toohntown (11/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
or beam her IN the kitchen
or beam her IN the kitchen
User avatar #14 - xdeathspawnx (11/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
When you beam someone in star trek you actually just scan their body, kill that body, and then reassemble a clone with the exact memories of that person. Technically the conscious person that was on the planet is not the same person as the one beamed up to the ship, even if they are exact copies of each other.

Also I believe that it's explained that beaming uses a lot of energy and can sometimes be dangerous, which is why they don't use it for absolutely everything. I'm also pretty sure that you can only beam someone to or from the machine, which means that you can't just teleport to wherever you want from wherever you want, one of the places has to have a machine set up. when beaming there has to be a person present operating the machine too, so making someone do that work would just be a waste of time unless it was truly necessary, like going from a planet to a ship.
User avatar #26 to #14 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/23/2013) [-]
Really? That's ******* terrifying.
#24 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [-]
What a ***** . This joke should be worth more than his lousy marriage.
#51 - theseamonster (11/23/2013) [-]
Man makes a woman in the kitchen joke to his wife? Gets beamed into the doghouse.
#52 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
A beam?
A beam?
#46 - ishotthedeputy (11/23/2013) [-]
I beamed your mom last night
#40 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [-]
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#35 - huntergriff ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - thenamedoesntfi (11/23/2013) [-]
...and after a full two seconds he beamed his comment out of existence
User avatar #12 - soupkittenagain (11/22/2013) [-]
And then he and all of his stuff that she didn't want got beamed outside of their home.
#11 - clownsrock (11/22/2013) [-]
husband using a cliché kitchen joke beam him to the dog house/couch
User avatar #4 - greyshirt (11/22/2013) [-]
Beamed to the couch.
User avatar #57 - spyisspy ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
and thats when the fight started
User avatar #53 - majormoron (11/23/2013) [-]
I was going to say that found this pretty funny, but then I looked and saw that because a guy used an tad over used joke (becuase any of the memes we use are totally NOT overused, right?), so I obviously must join the majority and say that he ruined it.

NAH. **** that.

tl;dr I think all the god damn feminists made the top comments on this one. Either that or we collectively have sticks up our arses today.
#50 - cazabrow (11/23/2013) [-]
We're dealing with a serious bad ass fellas. Chances are he held it up for a full 3 seconds AT LEAST before realizing his wife would beat the **** out of him.
#47 - redbannerman (11/23/2013) [-]
Having issues with a guy named Richard? Beam Dick to Uranus.
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