Standing. .. This content can be confusing if you don't give it much thought. It's not literally about standing up but about the people who aren't looking down at their elec
Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search

Standing

+265
Views: 14312
Favorited: 5
Submitted: 02/16/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to bluemonday E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Anonymous commenting is allowed
User avatar #27 - snarfalupticus ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
Reading the comment, I guess the joke wasn't the fact that he is behind the group of people, standing.
#18 - Jameshaich (02/17/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, it's so much better looking at nothing and not having any music to listen to.
User avatar #22 to #18 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
you know what you do when you're not constantly staring at your phone?
talk to people!
oh look there's a pretty girl sitting across from me and we are both bored with nothing to do
might as well talk to her
instead its oh I wonder how far I can get in ****** flappy bird
#43 to #22 - amuzen ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I don't have a phone and I can confirm this is not what you do when you're at a busy train/bus stop.
If you initiate conversation with someone you'll be terribly aware of the fact that they'll slowly being inching away from you and gauging whether you're a crazy person and when somebody else intiates a conversation you'll be painfully aware that they're sort of ********** and a little bit crazy.
User avatar #44 to #43 - bodox (02/19/2014) [-]
fine, maby its just me who talks to people randomly anymore, that cool though, im the one benefiting from it while everyone else is in there little ******* bubble afraid of the rest of the world
#45 to #44 - amuzen ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Last guy I saw talking to people randomly on a bus someone pressed the silent alarm and he was dragged off by security at the next stop.
User avatar #46 to #45 - bodox (02/19/2014) [-]
again, enjoy your little bubble of fear will keep on enjoying life
just last night on my way home this conversation poped into my head while i was on the trolly
so to prove my point to myself so i decided to strike up a plesant conversation with someone, anyone would do
i saw a cute brunet across the trolly from me
so i walked over a struck up a conversation with her, long story short i got her number and we are goin out this friday
i wonna call the score at
me:1
people afraid of their own shadow: 0
User avatar #47 to #46 - bodox (02/19/2014) [-]
fear, I will**
#30 to #22 - Jameshaich (02/17/2014) [-]
Yeah.
People on FJ will totally do that.
User avatar #33 to #30 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
not everyone on FJ are lonely and pathetic
#25 to #22 - lolfire (02/17/2014) [-]
Talking to people on public transport isn't allowed in the UK.
#28 to #25 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
making eye contact is also banned
#26 to #25 - lolfire (02/17/2014) [-]
Neither is staring.
User avatar #29 to #26 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
beat me to it.... ****
User avatar #23 to #22 - MrDeadiron (02/17/2014) [-]
Maybe most people don't want to talk to some random ******* on the platform.
User avatar #24 to #23 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
before everyone had their noses constantly shoved into a phone talking to random people was a common occurrence
pro tip: you cant meet new people without talking to people you don't know
User avatar #31 to #24 - MrDeadiron (02/17/2014) [-]
Really because you were alive before the advent of social media and technology? Also just because people found something new to distract and isolate themselves with it doesn't mean that people have change all that much.
User avatar #32 to #31 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
1 you're 20 you don't know ****
2 you have no clue how old I am for all you know im 12, for all you know im 90
3 social media has only been out 15 or so years
User avatar #34 to #32 - MrDeadiron (02/17/2014) [-]
1. I clearly know more than you
2. You're an this site chances are you closer to 2 than 22
3. My point, because you clearly missed it, is that human nature doesn't change.
User avatar #35 to #34 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
you know more than me? based on what? all you have done is spout cynical crap typical of a child
and since when has going to a web site to look at funny picture had an age limit?
and just because you're jaded and bitter doesn't mean everyone else is
#36 to #35 - MrDeadiron (02/17/2014) [-]
You really have no idea what people are like.
You really have no idea what people are like.
User avatar #37 to #36 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
enlighten me then with all of your 20 years of knowledge boy, what a people like?
User avatar #38 to #37 - MrDeadiron (02/17/2014) [-]
Ha before you call me boy how about you prove you're any older than I am, boy.
User avatar #39 to #38 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
good job dodging the question
User avatar #40 to #39 - MrDeadiron (02/17/2014) [-]
Good job dodging mine.
User avatar #41 to #40 - bodox (02/17/2014) [-]
whatever, go back to being jaded and miserable, this conversation is going no where
User avatar #42 to #41 - MrDeadiron (02/17/2014) [-]
And you can go back to your blissful ignorance.
#21 to #18 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
Well you avoid looking like a android with no emotions left.
User avatar #17 - funnyjunktitan (02/17/2014) [-]
You know what he's thinking? "Man, I wish I had something to do."
#16 - gayboard ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
Ah yes, the drones of today, all mindlessly tapping away at their electronic devices.

I say as I type on my 500$ internet machine.
User avatar #14 - thalassinus (02/16/2014) [-]
HAMMERFALL - Last Man Standing (OFFICIAL VIDEO) mfw
#13 - comradewinter (02/16/2014) [-]
Looks like he has something in his ears. Might be he's just listening to music and doesn't need to look at his phone to listen.
#12 - wthree (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh wow, what a precious little snow flake.

How amazing, he isn't on his phone, reading, or doing anything really. What a genius among morons he is, for gawking mindlessly at nothing.
#15 to #12 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
Or he just doesn't have the money to buy a phone.
#10 - sacrilegious (02/16/2014) [-]
What's wrong with looking at your phone?
User avatar #20 to #10 - lysandrex (02/17/2014) [-]
For the most part, nothing. But I see an annoying trend where, if people are glued to their devices alone, that habit sticks around when with others, and that's ******* annoying. I get messages all the time so I get it, but I still put my phone away unless it's an emergency when I'm out with my friends. I'd like to see my friends do the same rather than check their phone all the time. You can do that when you're elsewhere...not when you're with friends trying to have a good time :/
#9 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
I thought that immediately, but then I was like how is this funny in any shape or form, but then I realized again im on funnyjunk where people are ******* retarded
User avatar #2 - terafyde (02/16/2014) [-]
This content can be confusing if you don't give it much thought.
It's not literally about standing up but about the people who aren't looking down at their electronic devices.
I know I ain't jokexplain
User avatar #19 to #2 - thesinful (02/17/2014) [-]
We have to click the eyes now? ****
User avatar #11 to #2 - katha (02/16/2014) [-]
I thought it was supposed to be 'funny' because he was furthest back, as in "last in the line".
wow
much smart
User avatar #3 to #2 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
this content can be confusing if you have an extra chromosome
User avatar #4 to #3 - terafyde (02/16/2014) [-]
***** , you just mad cos I did your job.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
maybe
User avatar #6 to #5 - terafyde (02/16/2014) [-]
Or are you mad I interrupted your orgy by mentioning you?
Or misleading you to think that someone needed you to explain something.
User avatar #7 to #6 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
yeah well, I logged on and saw a bunch of mentions, but they were already tended to.
then I got you, hoping I'd make myself useful.
no dice.
User avatar #8 to #7 - terafyde (02/16/2014) [-]
I prefer no bueno.
And a bunch of posers.
Why not cheat?
#1 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
Inner West line?
 Friends (0)