Stahp. I hope Sempai goes a little more gentle than last time.. the kid who volunteers to read and can' t pronounce 90% of the words.. maybe that's exactly why he's volunteering.
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I hope Sempai goes a little more gentle than last time.

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the kid who volunteers to read and
can' t pronounce 90% of the words.
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Submitted: 12/23/2013
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#9 - empithree (12/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
maybe that's exactly why he's volunteering.
#8 - Snowplows (12/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#25 - crocksandsocks (12/23/2013) [+] (31 replies)
YEAH LAUGH AT THE KID DROWINING, FUCK LETS EVEN USE MS PAINT OVER IT SO WE CAN ALL MAKE SHITTY PUNS AND DESCRIBE OUR SHITTY FANDOMS
YEAH LAUGH AT THE KID DROWINING, FUCK LETS EVEN USE MS PAINT OVER IT SO WE CAN ALL MAKE SHITTY PUNS AND DESCRIBE OUR SHITTY FANDOMS
#6 - oscartothekeys (12/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#21 - anonymous (12/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I never really minded that kid i mean its school right at least they are trying.

Now my problem is when the teacher wanted me to read and when i asked what page we were on i got scolded for not paying attention or humiliated for being slow and of course I'm lying if i say i read ahead or even finished the book. Those fucking wanker teachers expected me to wait for the speaker to finish each line before i start the next
anyone can read faster the one reading aloud and this aint a bloody team effort.
#20 - underthetable (12/23/2013) [-]
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#1 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
#80 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
kids who pronounced island as 'is'land
kids who pronounced island as 'is'land
#45 - darkangeloffire ONLINE (12/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #15 - terrria **User deleted account** (12/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That kid might be practicing. I taught a kid that couldn't read well once, he kinda gave up cause he got too embarrassed so he just decided to not read to avoid the pain. I can't help but think that happens to a shitload of kids cause people are dicks.
#111 - yuukoku (12/24/2013) [-]
>Have a sub. teacher in English
>Supposed to read portions of Hamlet aloud to the class
>Some show-off girl volunteers
>I know she's really good at meth and algebro, but sucks niggerdicks at English
>She begins reading...
>Mispronounces and stops on every other word
>*exasperated sighs*
>Begin to just say the word when she shows a hint of not knowing it
>She don't like that. Looks at me condescendingly the whole time
>Just start saying every word with more than four letters before she has the chance to fumble them out
<"Anon, would you stop?"
>"That depends on your ability to keep reading."
<*stern glare*
>Continue to listen to the fucking train-wreck when I see some smiles toward me from some classmates. They want more.
>Stop correcting her; she fucks up all over the place
>Just laugh really loudly at every word she fucks up
<"Fine, dick! Let's see you do better!"
>"Oh, I've been waiting for this moment..."
>Stand up on desk
>Dramatically read the entire "to be, or not to be" soliloquy
>Get applause from the class
>"...I did better."
>She storms out. Furious. Tears.
>MFW I just look at the sub and repeat "I did better."
#106 - faithrider (12/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the worst is when that happens, so i ignore the rest of the class and read ahead then the teacher picks me to read and i don't know where we were at because i was ahead and i get in trouble for not paying attention....
User avatar #103 - vatra (12/24/2013) [-]
Worse yet, is when no one volunteers to read so the teacher nominates the worst readers purely to spite the rest of the class.
#91 - hendlovessesshy (12/24/2013) [-]
I don't know about you guys but in my class, the reason we are stuck with him reading is because no one else wants to volunteer.
I don't know about you guys but in my class, the reason we are stuck with him reading is because no one else wants to volunteer.
#51 - brokentrucker (12/24/2013) [-]
If you never try, you never fail, but you never succeed either.
#42 - theroflcer (12/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 - wolviewolverine (12/23/2013) [-]
at least he learned that day more than you did.
User avatar #14 - raptorbagel **User deleted account** (12/23/2013) [-]
i just sit there thinking "god, whats wrong with this kid, he's in highschool and he reads at a third grade level"
User avatar #12 - darksideofthebeast (12/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I w...ww...ween...went t... to th....the stor...store tod...toda...today.


that's how it always fucking sounds. Fuck those kids.
#11 - dickmashotron (12/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
For anybody who wants it
User avatar #40 to #11 - dickticklerluv (12/23/2013) [-]
I dont want it
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