Sprite. .. Roses are red Sprite is clear Why are you drinking this When you could have a beer!
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Submitted: 07/26/2014
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User avatar #1 - ubertaco (07/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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Roses are red

Sprite is clear

Why are you drinking this

When you could have a beer!
#5 - schnitzelwagen ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
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Surprised nobody posted this yet.
User avatar #8 - Loppytaffy (07/27/2014) [-]
Roses are red,
Sprite is clear,
Whenever you're lonely,
We'll be right here.
User avatar #12 - aerosol (07/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
Retinal hemorrhage
User avatar #11 - saltyfries (07/27/2014) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems
RC is best cola
User avatar #16 - skinstiches (07/27/2014) [-]
Reminds me of that one poem I've seen on here:

Roses are red
My name is Dave
I'm bad at poems
Microwave
User avatar #4 - psykobear ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I think several companies have done this joke.
User avatar #2 - yberhippi (07/27/2014) [-]
The poem is as good as the taste of the sprite
#14 - Womens Study Major (07/27/2014) [-]
roses are red
sprite is clear
enough has been said
lets have a beer
#15 - mzdave ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
spiter is an anagram. I like swallowers.
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