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Spread Legs Dilemma

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his hands en the seat to either side M him. eel sanity
hacked up into the seat next to him inning him to either
move his hand have me sit en it Then I spread my knees
equally wine and stuck my Finn's out just as tar.
it' s new ' tattle this makes men.
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ladies ac ross tmm me noticed this silent warfare and were
slightly contused When he got mt the train and I sat
like a "lady" they realized when I did and gannon at me.
Yep This IS my new thing in do m the subway-
a little reset I like u
passt hey
YOU knew why most guys sit like at?
it' s a may language signal known as a "crotch display" and it' s used
in shew / temperate.
This is why guys get when wemen do this, and also why
women are we to sit “like a lady" - i: basically. minaret the crnnch
away. When wemen deli. they' re telling all the dunes that they' re
either stronger or m equal standing with them.
en may right thh ladies! Go for It.
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WE DO NOT SIT WITH OUT LEGS SPREAD BECAUSE WE WANT TO
SEXUALLY DOMINATE THE SCENE' OR WHATEVER YOU
WANT TO COME UP WITH
WE SIT LIKE THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE TESTICLES IN THE MIDDLE
THAT ARE ******* SENSITIVE TO HEAT AND PRESSURE. MAKING IT
MORE COMFORTABLE TC) SPREAD CUR LEGS.
WE CLOSE SILIUS WHEN YOU '" US BECAUSE WE REALISE YOU
WANT MORE SPACE AND St) WE BE POLITE AND GIVE IT To YOU
WE SIT LIKE THIS ANYWHERE
ARE WE OPRESSED YOU WHEN WE SIT LIKE THIS ON OUR DWN.
IN PRIVATE?
JESUS ****
NOT EVERYTHING IS THE GODDAMN PATRIARCHY
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#1 - teranin ONLINE (08/01/2014) [+] (10 replies)
#5 - Sworley ONLINE (08/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
yeah im pretty sure sitting like lady comes from the fact that dresses and skirts were more common, so when your legs are open your panties are visible. and most guys didnt wear dresses, and had testicles as well.
yeah im pretty sure sitting like lady comes from the fact that dresses and skirts were more common, so when your legs are open your panties are visible. and most guys didnt wear dresses, and had testicles as well.
#7 - marlton (08/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#10 - spidurman (08/01/2014) [-]
I wonder what that guy thought when he saw that girl take a picture of their legs
#24 - sierramistfourteen (08/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Jesus 						*******					 christ   
   
I hate it when tumblr always makes these assumptions about guys   
   
I mean it is like very single little thing they do upsets them   
   
If I guys holds the door... the freak out   
If a guy doesn't hold the door... they freak out\   
   
Jesus
Jesus ******* christ

I hate it when tumblr always makes these assumptions about guys

I mean it is like very single little thing they do upsets them

If I guys holds the door... the freak out
If a guy doesn't hold the door... they freak out\

Jesus
#26 - beren (08/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
How far are they willing to go in imitation, exactly?
How far are they willing to go in imitation, exactly?
#8 - ehzio (08/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
There was a discussion about this during my anatomy/physiology class one day and in my class there's only 4 guys including myself and the professor along with 2 other guys and the rest are a bunch of girls. Within that sanctum of female, there are 7 feminist who one day decided to talk about the way people sit and then moved onto the way men sit and how they are disgusted when men do this. They have commented on the way men sit with their legs wide apart is disgusting and will many time try to out do the sitting posture by making it more "powering". I don't know what they mean by this but all 4 of the male population decided it was best if we stick together. Fun day though, all the guys scored an 89+ while the female scored a 78 and below
#57 - drdisrespect (08/01/2014) [-]
every paragraph i read just made it worse and worse
#37 - themilkisdead (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I find tumblr really idiotic sometimes, which is a shame because I actually like the website, and most of the people on it are great people. It's just a select few tend to use it as a way to spread and glorify their political agenda.
User avatar #3 - wotterpatch (08/01/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Actually, having your legs spread like that is a sign that you want to have children. At least, according to the tudors that is. That's why when you see paintings. of King Henry VIII, his feet are always far apart and legs spread. Because he wants to have a son.
User avatar #12 to #3 - sexyhimself ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
I don't give a **** what the Turddos think
User avatar #29 - drastronomy (08/01/2014) [-]
well, go ahead and sit like that

especially with skirts
#25 - dwarfman (08/01/2014) [-]
A 						***********					 repost about tumblr, a true crime against humanity.
A *********** repost about tumblr, a true crime against humanity.
User avatar #74 - yacoob (08/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I ******* hate women. tired of the bitching
#46 - brettyoke (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Hey sir, could I take a picture of our legs next to each other so I can make up some 						********					 on a stupid website for attention?"
"Hey sir, could I take a picture of our legs next to each other so I can make up some ******** on a stupid website for attention?"
#42 - WitchKingTroll (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Since when is uncrossing your legs to make someone uncomfortable on the subway being "defiant" and "rebellious"?
Since when is uncrossing your legs to make someone uncomfortable on the subway being "defiant" and "rebellious"?
#68 - crazycommando (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
ermagerd men acting the way i don't like them to : der pertrierchy

jesus **** women boasting about that **** is ******* ridiculous....get bck down to earth and stop surfing your "wave of opression" as if it was a cool redbull surfing event......holy fuuuuck...

also...i knew that pic woul come in hndy someday...hehe
#126 - nipplelessmage (08/02/2014) [-]
that second girl talking about guys like were some kind of ******* chimpanzees living in the jungle and shes like mother ******* steve irwin.
User avatar #66 - bonlino (08/01/2014) [-]
i swear, at some point im going to read 'men breath deeply to show dominance over us. it shows how they deepen thier mood against us and how they enjoy oppressing us' when they see a dude who ran a marathon.
#65 - medewu (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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