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User avatar #3 - jsrf (01/09/2016) [-]
Hogwarts needs better timing with their recruiting
#7 to #3 - mattdoggy ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
i think it's that adds are just getting more aggressive and specific
User avatar #24 to #7 - misterusername (01/10/2016) [-]
I typed in the url hoping I could extent my owlf folder, but was left dissapointed :'(
#8 to #2 - doomedalive ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
#4 - ImmortalBaconEater ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
"Mistakes were made. I'm not gonna deny that right now."
#11 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
i live in LA and can confirm owls dont **** around
User avatar #10 - redclover (01/10/2016) [-]
Louisiana mentioned, swell with swamp water and being subtitled when you speak on national TV
User avatar #12 to #10 - eatcawk (01/10/2016) [-]
and good food
#16 - germankillzone (01/10/2016) [-]
Aw yea, where my cajuns at?
User avatar #21 to #16 - harrypottergirl (01/10/2016) [-]
what that bulbous ball in the middle it kinda looks like a pimple
User avatar #22 to #21 - darthblam ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Pretty sure it's a potato
User avatar #23 to #22 - harrypottergirl (01/10/2016) [-]
huh neat
User avatar #20 to #16 - splendiferoushank (01/10/2016) [-]
Wait, there is more then one coon-ass on this site?
#5 - darknesincontrol (01/10/2016) [-]
gotta show who is the boss
User avatar #17 - captainbarnaby (01/10/2016) [-]
"Owl get you!" said the owl. Flying through the windshield at ludicrous speed.

"Whoooo are you?!" the officer cried.

"Nobody important. But you're about to get irritable owl syndrome."

Okay I'm done now.
#13 - erectopus (01/10/2016) [-]
If anyone is curious the owl in question is a barred owl, gotta love those black abyss eyes
User avatar #19 to #13 - zerpderp (01/10/2016) [-]
Nothing more hilarious than going outside and seeing one of those big ***** just tearing up someones pet
#26 to #19 - erectopus (01/11/2016) [-]
And that, folks, is why you keep your pets indoors.
User avatar #6 - mattdoggy ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
He just wanted a lift to Hooters
#27 - warbelll (20 hours ago) [-]
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**warbelll rolled image** wont be able to sleep with knowing people are cheating the system
User avatar #25 - idkijustdo (01/10/2016) [-]
God you just reminded me of a story about owls. Will try to greentext it even tho dunno how. Please excuse my grammar. English is not my native language and it is a bit rusty and I haven't slept for almost a day now

>Be 4 years ago
>Lived in a dorm out of nowhere Basically just bunch of dorms stuck on the middle of paddy fields
>My room is on the top floor, 4th floor
>Was hanging my washed clothes on the roof Okay, technically not a roof but an open space at the same level as my floor
>Was minding my own business when suddenly a white thing is caught from the corner of my eyes
>A ******* owl similar to the pic above
>I don't know why but suddenly I was mesmerized by it. By the blackness of the eyes. Like it was calling me. Things kinda go slow motion
>I dropped my shirt I was holding and slowly walks towards it
>Then halfway thru, I hear whispers can't really understand it. just like when opening a door to a room crowded with people talking around me
>I turn around but there is nothing
>When I looked back to the owl, it was gone
>I was seriously freaked out and quickly ran back to my room
>Thankfully my roommate was there
>I tell him about the experience that just occurred as he said I was visibly shaken
>Then I dragged his ass to the roof
>Empty. Nothing
>Roommate said I'm probably too tired and seeing things
>Ok sure...
>He went back to room
>Still need to finish hanging the rest of my clothes
>As I hang a few more, I turn to the place where the owl was
>And there it is looking straight at me
> **** that black eyes
>Run back to my room and get my roommate again
>When return, it was gone again
>Made my roommate stayed until I finished hanging clothes
>Finished
>When back to room
>My roommate bed is near the window The window is facing towards the miles of paddy field. It is pitch black and only lights are orangey glow from the streetlamp directly below the window before the field
>After a while, he opened the window and I could have sworn I saw that ******* black eyes staring again for a few seconds before it was gone
>I almost screamed
>And ofc my roommate didn't saw it
>Made him closed the curtain
>Slept that night making sure the lights are on and my roommate didn't go out that night

Normally I'm not that scared but I was really spooked somehow. And I did recently got some paranormal incident that happened to me before at the same dorm.

I know you guys are usually skeptical but hey that what really happen. Was it my imagination? Maybe. But still, looking at owls like this still gives me chills to this day

Also, while writing this, I accidentally pressed PageDown and scrolled right to the picture of the owl and almost made my heart jump. **** you for posting bunch of pictures of the owl
#14 - scorpidea (01/10/2016) [-]
While working as a telephone and internet repairman, I was attacked by a partridge (roughed grouse), Twice. Once in a driveway, and once while up on a telephone pole.
#1 - brandonsteele (01/09/2016) [-]
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#18 to #1 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
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