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#12 - mutzaki (08/02/2015) [-]
Next time, you should keep the rough sides against the glass.
User avatar #52 to #12 - kaiyuni (08/03/2015) [-]
>Awkward moment when sponge is just a sponge, instead of having the scrub side.
User avatar #57 to #52 - lawerancearm (08/03/2015) [-]
Git Gud. Scrub



Meaning Scrub your dick
User avatar #94 to #52 - mutzaki (08/03/2015) [-]
I was referring to the description.
User avatar #136 to #94 - ztwenyeight (08/03/2015) [-]
> QR
> Let me lick your bodily cavities
> I don't know what I expected .jpg
User avatar #150 to #136 - mutzaki (08/03/2015) [-]
You've been smeckledorfed.
#2 - klina (08/02/2015) [-]
jesus christ man
User avatar #74 to #2 - elsenortamatoe (08/03/2015) [-]
Thats my profile pic
#75 to #2 - Lilstow ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
nice low-res image.
#85 to #75 - iitoxictz ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
retouched the image just a bit and made it larger
#119 to #85 - benaz (08/03/2015) [-]
I've touched the image too and made it larger
User avatar #124 to #119 - skarrer (08/03/2015) [-]
i touched myself and made me larger
#131 to #124 - benaz (08/03/2015) [-]
Well aren't you a witty lil cunt, going against the wave of ****** memes in a good grace
#130 to #119 - ykaliber (08/03/2015) [-]
I've also touched the image and made it a little bit larger
User avatar #141 to #130 - pumpicz (08/03/2015) [-]
I thought for a sec that my notebook froze
#133 to #130 - hardjunk (08/03/2015) [-]
just wanted to keep going
#154 to #85 - billywonka (08/03/2015) [-]
made it a bit bigger
#17 - mcpimpin (08/02/2015) [-]
Or, or, hear me out, you could just stay with someone who has real lady parts ya dingus
User avatar #77 to #17 - blandbland (08/03/2015) [-]
She must be real loos if he thinks ******* a couple couple of sponges is better than a real lady even if her personality is bad if her parts are good that's all that matters right?
#19 to #17 - captainwow [OP](08/02/2015) [-]
That'll never catch on
User avatar #20 to #19 - mcpimpin (08/02/2015) [-]
Your probably right
#6 - funpunk (08/02/2015) [-]
#8 to #7 - funpunk (08/02/2015) [-]
Knowing you, you'd probably **** the lemons.
#9 to #8 - captainwow [OP](08/02/2015) [-]
I shoulda specified, you are supposed to **** the lemons.
#111 to #7 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
The best part is his voice crack.
#46 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
posting as anon cuz i'm too damn ashamed to log in and say this

>be me
>be horny
>normal fag porn ain't cutting it
>decide to look up how to make a fleshlight
>involves sponges, plastic bag, rubber bands and lube
>try ******* it a few times
>didn't really enjoy it
>mfw afterwards i realized what i did


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User avatar #106 to #46 - shenro (08/03/2015) [-]
my early masturbation sessions were not me simply jerking it, but it was me ******* a pillow.
#62 to #46 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
i once used and aloe vera leaf...
#122 to #62 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
same .-. wasn't actually that bad
User avatar #88 to #46 - theite (08/03/2015) [-]
I used to fill plastic bags with warm water and then **** it.
I still do
User avatar #123 to #46 - gabemczombie ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
Once when i was going to go a month without fapping, i slapped my dick until i almost came and then fapped.
#91 to #46 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
Normalfag is one word
#114 to #46 - pineapplepeople (08/03/2015) [-]
****** masturbation thread? Alright.
Before I thought to actually jerk it, I used to use one hand on each side and sort of crab claw it back and forth.
#98 to #46 - gloriousthighs (08/03/2015) [-]
You should be ashamed that you're ashamed of that. That's some mild **** .
#90 to #46 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
you don't have to be shy we all know its you joshlol
#71 to #46 - graphomaniac (08/03/2015) [-]
You probably would have gotten a better result out of bananas.
#59 to #46 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
I ****** a couch once
there's always someone worse
User avatar #60 to #59 - destismad (08/03/2015) [-]
That's nothing, I accidentally ****** a guy once.
#63 to #60 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
Well if he was into it then he's doing better then the couch.
User avatar #73 to #60 - fantasticfox (08/03/2015) [-]
At least you never ****** a snake

Seriously DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK tinyurl.com/op3apvb
#105 to #73 - pooniemac (08/03/2015) [-]
There were a whole lot of shemale related videos on that page....
User avatar #78 to #73 - notoriginalnames (08/03/2015) [-]
GET OFF ME STUPID CURIOSITY...


IDamit!
#97 to #73 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
oh dog what have i doed.
#132 to #60 - gabikak (08/03/2015) [-]
You too?
User avatar #66 to #60 - lvlonemeepo (08/03/2015) [-]
It ain't gay if they don't know its comin, i've always said.
#117 to #60 - kolya ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #76 to #59 - blandbland (08/03/2015) [-]
I ****** a half eaten by me hot poket
User avatar #118 to #76 - xxkelevraxx (08/03/2015) [-]
it'd be worse if you finished eating it
User avatar #156 to #118 - blandbland (08/05/2015) [-]
I clicked it just to **** it. I was super full and it was still hot when I went in
#68 to #59 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
I am somewhat ashamed to say that I know for a fact that the two of you watched the same video.
User avatar #13 - walcorn ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
╔═════════════════ ೋღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong sponge ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღೋ ════════════════╝
#22 - mudkipfucker (08/02/2015) [-]
theres always plan B
#72 to #22 - xxdigitalxx (08/03/2015) [-]
**xxdigitalxx used "*roll picture*"**
**xxdigitalxx rolled image**You mean plan A?
#81 to #22 - ironsoul (08/03/2015) [-]
>dog
What are you, a casual?
#129 to #81 - dreygur (08/03/2015) [-]
a l w a y s r e l e v a n t
#107 to #81 - thegreentornado (08/03/2015) [-]
Give me the sauce, please!
User avatar #109 to #107 - myreadyassyolk (08/03/2015) [-]
Its actually a girl, not a cow. Ill get you the sauce in a sec.
User avatar #115 to #109 - thegreentornado (08/03/2015) [-]
Ah, thanks
#93 to #81 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
Best laugh while masturbating.
#86 to #69 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
Is this real?
#87 to #86 - zolzol (08/03/2015) [-]
Yes.

It feels better than you would think , worse than you would hope.
#120 to #87 - sanctionseven (08/03/2015) [-]
The only MAIN issue, is it can get ******* loud.

Don't use the abrasive side. It's not a good time. Don't ******* ask.
User avatar #116 to #69 - kolya ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
Guess it will fit like a glove
#113 to #69 - humanji (08/03/2015) [-]
DIY flesh light. Nobody should tell you how you please yourself, not even sex toy companies.
#23 - presidentmoose (08/02/2015) [-]
I don't get it..
User avatar #65 to #23 - theuglypanda (08/03/2015) [-]
Thanks for the moose pic
User avatar #25 to #23 - poutinesalad (08/02/2015) [-]
Hes ******* 2 sponges in a cup
#24 to #23 - presidentmoose (08/02/2015) [-]
Oh... I get it...

Jesus Christ, dude
User avatar #11 - fourtwentt (08/02/2015) [-]
I hope you used a clean sponge..
#5 - skoldpaddacommala (08/02/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#100 - cazabrow (08/03/2015) [-]
When everyone was out of the house I tried this once. Wasn't even that good, plus I had to purge the jar like a sinner before god afterward.

MFW wondering why I did it in the first place..
User avatar #37 - daftiduck (08/02/2015) [-]
Put a latex glove between the sponges too; easier to lube up and clean up after wards.
#26 - corybufkin (08/02/2015) [-]
his face when he put the scratchy green side on the wrong side
#64 - ohemgeezus (08/03/2015) [-]
Geez, captainwow you are one pathetic loser

I should go get another sponge
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