Spielberg turned down holocaust script. It's fake. If only the Germans were allowed to do this in the media like some other countries.... Hitler and Rabbi stare
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Spielberg turned down holocaust script

It's fake.

If only the Germans were allowed to do this in the media like some other countries...

Hitler and Rabbi stare down at : r' a body. Grave.
HITTER (CANT' D)
The Allies won.
Hitler stares down at the emotionless face of Chancellor Kart von Schlechter.
HITTER [DONT' D]
The Allies won. All of Chancellor
Kurt von : r' a financial
plans, everything he fought for
undone. Whatever chance you gave
us of fixing our city dies with
r' a reputation. We bet
it all on him. The Allies took
the best of us and tore him down.
People will lose all hope.
RABBI
No. They won' t.
looks at Hitler]
They can never know what he did.
HITTER
incredulous]
The economy dead? Germany' s about
to fall again? We can' t swee
that under-
RABBI
No. But the Allies cannot win.
Rabbi crouches to : r' a body.
RABBI [DONT' D]
Germany needs its true hero.
Gently, he took : rra gun and pocketed it. Hitler looks
from Schlechter' s face to Rabbi. Understanding.
HITTER
You? You can' t-
RABBI
Yea, I can.
Rabbi stands. Faces Hitler.
RABBI [DDNT' D]
You either die a hero or live long
enough to see yourself become the
villain. I can do those things
because I' m not a hero, like Schlechter.
I destroyed the economy. That' s what
I can be.
HITTER
angry)
Na, you can' t! You' re not! I only wrote
Hein Kampf because you told me it would
unite Germans together.
THE RABBI PASSED HIS FIELD PHONE.
RABBI
I' m whatever Germany needs us to be.
INSERT CUT: HITTER STANDS AT A POOBAH AT SCHUMACHER' S FUNERAL.
BEHIND HCM IS A LARGE PHOTOGRAPH OF SCHLECHTER SHINING.
141.
HITLER
a hero. Not the hero we deserved-
the hero we needed. Nothing less
than a knight. Shining...
They' ll hunt you.
RABBI (ICC.)
You' ll hunt us.
INSERT CUT: HITTER INSIDE HES CFFEAM BUILDING READING THE
FIN‘ I SOLUTION WITH HES NAEH SUBTENANTS AROUND HIM...
You' ll condemn us, set the Third Reich on
TAKES A PEN AND SIGNED THE DOCUMENT...
because it' s what needs to happen.
assn: CUT: GERMANS A HOB CARRYING FIRE TORCHES.
Because sometimes the truth isn' t
good enough...
INSERT CUT: JEWISH CITIZENS ARE RUNNING AWAY FROH
THE HOB. ERA EIY.
RABBI {CANT' DJ
sstarr. , people deserve more.
INSERT CUT: ANN FRANK SEGUED AS SHE CLOSED THE
BOOK “HEIN KAMPF" WITH A NOTE ON IT THAT WROTE:
I' H SC SORRY, NEICE ANN. I WISH I WAS NEWER IN
POWER. TAKE CARE. -UNCLE ADOLF"
Rabbi hurries off into the shadows.
Rabbi?!
Eva RUNS down the stairs to join HER HUSBAND-
EVA [CDNT' D]
Why' s he running, Adolf? I
Hitler stares after Rabbi.
HITTER
Because we have to chase them...
356 EXT. WAREHOUSE -- CONTINUOUS
As NAZE police race into the buildings the DOGS
get the scent and pull away from the doorway,
following the SHADOW into the stacks of shipping
containers...
35? INT. WAREHOUSE -- CONTINUOUS
Eva looks at her husband, confused.
EVA
The Jews didn' t do anything wronge
Hitler stares after the Rabbi. The sound of the dogs
becoming louder and more ferocious.
syn (CANT' D)
Why, Adolf? Why? £
HITTER
Because...
EXT. ROOFTOPS -- CONTINUOUS
Oil
I III
I III
The Rabbi LURCHES between shipping containers. STUMBLING.
BLEEDING. He makes it to the Bronco ...
e e hero Germany deserves...
b it needs right nov.
So ' ll hunt them, because they can
take it. Because they' re not our hero...
The streaks through Germany' s underground streets,
the Rabbi' s hat fell off and fluttered behind. A wraith...
they are God' s chosen people, a watchful
protector... the Children of Israel.
The Rabbi races up a ramp into a blinding Light-
CUT TD BLADE.
CREDITS.
END.
...
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#1 - youlikeme (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I love these alternate Hitler stories.
#3 to #2 - youlikeme (07/13/2014) [-]
but atleast you know how to post thumbnails
but atleast you know how to post thumbnails
#4 - devout feminist (07/13/2014) [-]
did you just call the entirety of the jewish race/community batman?!
are you a jew? are you a narcissist?
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