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Facts and myths about your favorite
roommate: spiderbro.
Some Facts
Spiders are not poisonous (harmful to eat, breathe,
or touch).
However, every spider is venomous (injects venom
through bite or sting), as this is how they break
down their food. Less than IX of spider species are
dangerous to humans.
Pet spiders have the ability to recognize their
owners.
Baby spiders are called spiderlings.
Spiders that live inside houses are often a different
species from spiders that live outside. Many indoor
species cannot survive outdoors. .',
Common Myth
The has the most potent venom
of all spiders, but its fangs can' t pierce human skin.
False
mares why,)
There are three species that can be termed Daddy-
and none of these species are remotely
dangerous. Only one of these species is a spider.
The Harvestman
A harmless arachnid related to spiders.
The harvestman is not venomous at all. It does not
spin webs or have silk glands. There are no venom
glands in their chelicerae (fangs). Instead, the
chelicerae are use more like grasping claws. Its
only defense is excreting a fluid.
True spiders, but harmless to humans.
Cellar spiders are , but they are
virtually harmless. They are true spiders, known
for building cobwebs in high corners of showers
or cellars). Like all spiders, cellar spiders are
venomous, but their bite causes little more than
a mild, burning sensation
These are harmless insects.
mosquito hawk in some areas. Despite the
name, they do not eat mosquitos or bite
humans. They feed on nectar if they feed at all.
In their adult stage, they live only to mate, then
dis.
More
Disconcert
OHS
Myth: Humans swallow on average 2 spiders a year.
FALSE
In 1993, Lisa Holst of PC Professional wrote about the absurd
things people will believe from their . She sent a
Joke email containing a list of ridiculous facts as an example.
ironically, the circulation this madeout tact actually spurred
this popular belief.
Myth: Spiders often bits people in the night.
FALSE
The conspicuous, Itchy bites left an a person' s skin in the
morning are most often caused by parasitic
bedbugs. These Insects actually come to you when you' re
sleeping ON PURPOSE so they can drink your delicious blood.
Spiders have no reason to be in your bed at night, though one
or two may wander In during breeding season. E, -' i
Know what eats bedbugs? Spiders.
Myth: Camel spiders are giant, highly venomous.
and are known for chasing and screaming at ursus-
pecking people.
FALSE
Again, these animals are not true spiders, but arachnids
related to scorpions. They are not venomous, and compared
with scorpions from the same habitat, they are relatively small.
Camel spiders don' t scream, as It has been claimed, but some
members of the species produce rattling sounds with their
chelicerae. Being desert animals, they often move to find
shade. Even if that shadow happens to be yours.
Myth: I don' t have bugs in my house. All I ever see
are spiders.
FALSE
What do you think those spiders are eating? Parasitic and
insects have evolved to avoid human notice. Spiders
are usually more conspicuous because they make no special
effort to hide themselves from humans. They' re only designed
to hide from their prey, which usually has poor vision.
Recluses and Hobos
are still bad news-
Recluse and hobo spider venom can cause
localized necrosis (tissue death) in the area the
bite was received. In worst case scenarios,
without treatment, people have been known to
lose limbs to recluse bites.
Here is a map of where they live in the US:
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than suds.
Spider' Facts!
It you' re stall reading this, consider yourself
informed! Next time you kill a spider, you know a
lot more about that gross puddle of goo at the
bottom of your shoe.
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humans are scary.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - stegosaurusrah
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i google image'd camel spiders and i found this.
I am not disappoint
#29 to #7 - timelimit
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***** that ain't no ******* camel
User avatar #30 to #29 - stegosaurusrah
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yeah, but it's cute!
#32 to #7 - ironsoul
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Chipmunk spider. Runs up your leg and bites your nuts.
#269 to #32 - pwnfrnzy
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10/10 Sides are in orbit.
#1 - teludabomb
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#69 - kneehumper
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I almost stepped on this ****** while going to bed last week, needless to say I slept outside that night
#168 to #69 - squishypoop
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damn dude, spiders like that scare the **** out of me. Kudos to you catching him, did you kill it after?
User avatar #359 to #168 - kneehumper
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I released it in down by the woods, so according to the content it froze to death I regret nothing
#72 to #69 - drieshy
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Because there are less spiders outside?
User avatar #85 to #72 - kneehumper
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When it's 5 degrees outside it is
User avatar #250 to #72 - rhiaanor
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did you not read the content silly. indoor spiders dont go outside.
User avatar #241 to #72 - assassindash
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I wish I had an image of someone screaming while covered in spiders.
#309 to #241 - immatakeaduty
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you're welcome.
#321 to #309 - tranquilizer
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User avatar #393 to #309 - assassindash
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Was hoping for something cartoony.... But that'll do.
User avatar #405 to #393 - immatakeaduty
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i'll work something out on my home pc, check back tomorrow.
#12 - mattdoggy
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>be at edge of map on brown recluse range in florida
>be at home one night just sitting on the couch half awake and watching TV
>feel something tickle on my arm and assume it's just my imagination again
>feel it on my neck
>nope, not gonna move out of my warm blanket
>feel it on my ear
>it's trying to get in my ear
>there are not words to explain the level of panic i endured and the rate at which i liberated myself from the couch trying to get away
>i slapped myself so much and so hard i had bruises for days
>when i got to my feet i saw dead on the floor a brown recluse as large as the palm of my hand twitching
>i moved out of the house for two weeks while i bug bombed the hell out of everything
User avatar #54 to #12 - hopeadope
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After a moment like that I'd probably just vomit.
User avatar #314 to #12 - doldis
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You should play "Don't let go"! It'll be a really fun traumatic experience for you!
User avatar #351 to #12 - firehydrant
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My biggest fear is an insect trying to crawl inside my ear.
User avatar #87 to #12 - defeats
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Either you have small hands or that was a frighteningly large brown recluse spider.
Luckily most of them are not much bigger than a penny.
User avatar #96 to #12 - gohex
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That was ******* horrific. You have my sympathy.

I live in Scotland, there are no dangerous insects or arachnids etc, only thing that could hurt you in the wild is if you get trampled by a deer.

But my wife is from the US and we plan to live there at somepoint.. this map will come in useful. NY looks good.
User avatar #140 to #96 - ragingcalm
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Mate if you are worried about spiders when moving to new york don't it's not the small creatures to be afraid of it the big political characters who tax the **** out of you new york suck and my wife and I plan on moving to scotland so if you still want to live here lets just trade houses
User avatar #390 to #140 - gohex
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Haha that sounds good. Got a 1 bedroom cottage near Glasgow if you're interested! ;]
User avatar #404 to #140 - ragingcalm
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Dood we gotta live in the hills because no huge cities... Glasgow to big
#325 to #12 - tornadomad
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That was a wolf spider, not a brown recluse. They bite, but the worst that will happen is you'll get some swelling and discomfort. Still, **** THAT. GET THAT ******* THING AWAY FROM ME. I NEED FIRE.
User avatar #369 to #325 - mattdoggy
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what i had was definately a recluse
i'm unfortunately very familiar with wolf spiders
I used to work in Pilgrims Pride chicken houses and every time i would pull pipes down from the roof these things would rain down from the ceiling
User avatar #26 to #12 - melolsoohard
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I also live on the edge of the map in florida
My brother got bit by a recluse and almost lost his hand
User avatar #187 to #12 - Bion
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Brown Recluses don't get that big... rarely ever bigger than the size of a quarter.
#208 to #187 - srslyjakecease
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Indeed. In my own experiences, it was likely a Wolf spider.
#317 to #208 - ironsoul
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They are called wolf spiders because they EAT wolves
They are called wolf spiders because they EAT wolves
#70 to #12 - kneehumper
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This is the most terrifying thing I've read in a long time, I wouldn't be able to sleep in that house after something like that.
This is the most terrifying thing I've read in a long time, I wouldn't be able to sleep in that house after something like that.
#307 to #70 - immatakeaduty
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That is my favorite toad of all time, Oreophrynella Nigra, this guy has one of the greatest defense measures. Big scary something comin my way? **** it, Imma just roll down this mountain quick.
#20 to #12 - meatygoodness
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They're gonna come back... burning the house down and collecting the insurance money is the only option.
They're gonna come back... burning the house down and collecting the insurance money is the only option.
#9 - skinstiches
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My **** buddy's fiance just got his dick bitten by a recluse spider a few days ago. Sucks to be him.
User avatar #153 to #9 - skinstiches
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Just found out there is no permanent damage to his dick and the bite should close in a few days and heal up pretty well.
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#315 to #9 - immatakeaduty
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I don't get why the huge pile of hate was lumped onto your shoulders. It's the cum dumpster broad everyone should be up in arms against. Good on ya mate. Though, were I the Fiance, and had I found out, I'm not too sure I would see it the same.
User avatar #380 to #315 - thijsofbodom
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that fact that he is aware of it makes him equally guilty, that's why he's getting ****.
if he was the one cheating, believe me he would've gotten even more ****
User avatar #17 to #9 - reginleif
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My **** buddy's "fiance". xD
#55 to #17 - hopeadope
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#123 to #9 - anon id: 28ed9985
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Sub-human piece of ****.
#306 to #9 - yourking
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#120 to #9 - theruse
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User avatar #121 to #120 - skinstiches
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Haha
User avatar #19 to #9 - meatygoodness
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desiretoknowmoreintensifies.jpg
#146 to #9 - zombiesnipertwo
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I hope this is a troll...but if not, please kill yourself
User avatar #101 to #9 - enteroreninenine
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**** you
Scum of the ******* planet
User avatar #106 to #101 - skinstiches
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Haha alright, i'm gonna go over here and just hang out with Hitler
User avatar #38 to #9 - goldenglimmer
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You're an asshole.

Sorry, but you are.
User avatar #25 to #9 - nigeltheoutlaw
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How can you be a **** buddy with an engaged person? Are you both just knowingly cheating on this man?
User avatar #36 to #25 - skinstiches
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Well if she didn't know it was cheating I'd call her an idiot, so yes, she is aware of the fact that she is cheating.
User avatar #53 to #36 - thijsofbodom
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wow man, you're a total dick
who'd **** a woman who is engaged to another person
I mean long time married is bad but this is a true dick move
User avatar #59 to #53 - skinstiches
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According to your response there is a scale of what makes you more of a dick than less when it comes to cheating. e.g. Being in a relationship with an engaged woman is less of a dick move than being in a relationship with a long time married person. Care to explain the scale for me?
#65 to #59 - thijsofbodom
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I don't know why I think it's worse I just do,    
you know what? I really disrespect you either way, and if I knew who you were I'd try and tell the poor guy what his fiance is up to because he deserves to know   
and if you're a man who has the balls to sleep with that girl, you better have the balls to tell him too.    
and it sure sucks to be him having your dick bitten by a spider and being cheated on with some little bitch bragging about it on the internet, I really, really feel sorry for him.
I don't know why I think it's worse I just do,
you know what? I really disrespect you either way, and if I knew who you were I'd try and tell the poor guy what his fiance is up to because he deserves to know
and if you're a man who has the balls to sleep with that girl, you better have the balls to tell him too.
and it sure sucks to be him having your dick bitten by a spider and being cheated on with some little bitch bragging about it on the internet, I really, really feel sorry for him.
User avatar #68 to #65 - skinstiches
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He isn't my fiance, haha. Thanks for your opinion though.
User avatar #77 to #68 - thijsofbodom
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I never said he was, you're the bitch his girl is cheating with, right?
User avatar #79 to #77 - skinstiches
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I know you didn't say that. My point is that I have no obligation to tell him, I'm not the one planning on spending my life with him. Me not telling him doesn't make me a bitch, it makes me selfish. If i told him, I probably wouldn't be getting much from her after that.
User avatar #86 to #79 - thijsofbodom
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I have nothing but disrespect for you, backstabing this guy. Even if you don't like him, it's a dick move man? You just don't get it do you? You should tell him because you owe that to him. Maybe thats a bit hard for you but you could've thought of that before getting into this. This will get back at you and when it happens just think of that guy that told you how you could've fixed it before it got out of hand. I'm going to sleep now, please think about what I said and don't be stupid
User avatar #88 to #86 - skinstiches
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Haha, alright, don't let this go hindering your sleep now.
User avatar #164 to #88 - ohhh
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You're a ******* cunt, in both ways, that's all i have to say.
User avatar #165 to #164 - skinstiches
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Noted
#346 to #165 - motherduck
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Keep up the good work lol
#245 to #88 - outerfiend
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>everyone of your comments.
User avatar #256 to #245 - skinstiches
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Meh, what's a few red thumbs. This is what an unpopular opinion is suppose to look like.
User avatar #265 to #256 - outerfiend
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thumbs really don't mean much, but flaunting around things such as this, will definitely get negative feedback
i don't agree with it at all, i have the old "treat others the way you want to be treated" view, as in how would i feel if someone did that to me.

User avatar #272 to #265 - skinstiches
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Which is good, following the Golden Rule has a a great outcome. Nothing wrong with that, but I bet there are many who would do what I do if the opportunity arose, it just hasn't. We all have our poison, some just haven't tasted it yet.
#89 to #88 - defeats
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You're ice cold, buddy and I love it.   
   
<- This is how I picture you throughout that whole convo.
You're ice cold, buddy and I love it.

<- This is how I picture you throughout that whole convo.
User avatar #92 to #89 - skinstiches
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Haha, thanks.
User avatar #98 to #92 - gohex
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I did something similar back in Uni. Truth is it's the person who's cheating who's in an obviously moral dark area, the person she's cheating with is just after his hole. Can you blame a dude for that?

If my wife cheated on me I wouldn't be mad at the dude - he wouldn't be the one cheating on me and promised himself to me! haha.

Anyway be careful out there dude.
User avatar #148 to #98 - hoponthefeelstrain
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you can't find a hole that isn't promised to another? Yea woo hoo sex but really? Are you chasing pussy that hard that you don't care if the person is taken or not?
#155 to #148 - defeats
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Must feel great being on that high horse of virginity. At least you can tell people "I've never slept with another guys girl" I bet that feels splendid.
User avatar #156 to #155 - hoponthefeelstrain
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being a virgin isn't an insult... and since I'm straight I wouldn't be sleeping with girls period. I also didn't know having morals was considered being on a high horse.
User avatar #366 to #156 - defeats
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Well obviously when I made my comment I was assuming that you're a guy. In the world of guys, yeah being a virgin is an insult, like it or not.
It's particularly bizzar for a girl to have made that comment:
"you can't find a hole that isn't promised to another? Yea woo hoo sex but really? Are you chasing pussy that hard that you don't care if the person is taken or not?"
Because you make it sound like he's taking advantage, if this woman is cheating on her fiance then it's because she isn't happy with him.
Personally, I've never been cheated on, but I've also never cared when I've broken up with people, I'm really doubting that I'd care that much if a girl cheated on me. At the end of the day that person isn't happy with you, so they're looking else where.

I think maybe you need to sort your brain out though. This guy isn't the one breaching anybody's trust. He's having sex with somebody, you aren't, so yeah, you're going to be upset about it. But he's not the one that you should be ranting to, this girls fiance trusted her, not this guy.
User avatar #368 to #366 - hoponthefeelstrain
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Well since I don't know the fiancée I can't really chide her. Why post a rant she'll never see? If you don't care about being cheated on you probably haven't had a worthwhile relationship.
Both of them are at fault, just the girl is more so.
User avatar #222 to #155 - danniegurl
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You don't have to be a virgin to not have taken part in cheating (either being the person cheating or the person who they are cheating with). That's just being a decent person.
User avatar #392 to #155 - nigeltheoutlaw
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You dumb cunt nugget, having a basic set of personal guidelines like most of humanity doesn't make you a virgin. I've banged several women, but I at least had the courtesy to not do it to women who were in a relationship. Faggot.
#397 to #392 - defeats
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You sound erratic and irrational, so how many women have you banged m8?
You sound erratic and irrational, so how many women have you banged m8?
User avatar #398 to #397 - nigeltheoutlaw
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And you sound like an overcompensating blowhard who probably is one of the virgins that he derides so deeply.

Only three, though that's not really relevant to your rampant faggotry.
#399 to #398 - defeats
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Big words.   
   
I actually got with my girlfriend through these exact means. She wasn't happy in their relationship, he was boring and very verbally abusive(your name isn't Jake is it?).    
She didn't want to break up with him because he'd threatened to hurt himself if she ever did. He decided to come after me instead, but that didn't pan out.
Big words.

I actually got with my girlfriend through these exact means. She wasn't happy in their relationship, he was boring and very verbally abusive(your name isn't Jake is it?).
She didn't want to break up with him because he'd threatened to hurt himself if she ever did. He decided to come after me instead, but that didn't pan out.
User avatar #400 to #399 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Cool story.
User avatar #105 to #36 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Never mind, I realized that you're just a sociopathic cunt after I read your comments.
User avatar #107 to #105 - skinstiches
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>Has different views than me... must be a sociopath
Haha
User avatar #108 to #107 - nigeltheoutlaw
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One of the biggest symptoms of sociopathy is a lack of empathy, and you clearly lack empathy. Perhaps I shouldn't make armchair diagnoses, but at the very least you are a broken man who lacks a basic human emotion. Congrats, enjoy that nasty bitch's coochie.
User avatar #110 to #108 - skinstiches
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Lust and greed are basic human emotions. Just because i don't care for this woman or her fiance doesn't mean i lack empathy. I mean ****, some women in the porn industry are married. Doesn't mean i'm gonna go feeling bad for their husbands.
User avatar #112 to #110 - nigeltheoutlaw
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>Just because i don't care for this woman or her fiance doesn't mean i lack empathy.

Except that's exactly what it ******* means.
User avatar #114 to #112 - skinstiches
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That's like someone saying "I don't care about Miley Cyrus and her Fiance Breaking up, but I love her music" and you saying they lack empathy.
User avatar #127 to #114 - nigeltheoutlaw
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No, no it's not at all. It'd be more like, "I don't care that I made Miley Cyrus and her fiance break up by cheating with Miley."
User avatar #131 to #127 - skinstiches
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It takes two to tango. I don't care about them because she doesn't care about them. She gets what she wants, I get what i want, there is no bond between us, so there is no need for empathy. I mean ****, I know how it feels, but that doesn't mean I have to care about someone I don't know.
User avatar #134 to #131 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night.
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He has all the clinical symptoms of a sociopath. Of course he sleeps well at night!
User avatar #391 to #201 - nigeltheoutlaw
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True dat, anon.
User avatar #137 to #134 - skinstiches
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Thanks
#139 - okamiterasu
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I didn't know I lived in Nefraska.
User avatar #301 to #139 - thatwindude
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**** you, I was taking a sip of my drink and that comment made me actually laugh and I almost choke.
User avatar #302 to #301 - thatwindude
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jk love you
User avatar #362 to #301 - uzerc
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Were you drinking any Fresca?
User avatar #94 - berkut
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(05/15/2014) [-]
You forgot the most importan facts.
Spiders On Drugs
User avatar #266 to #94 - thedungeonmaster
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Oh **** I expected that video to be mildly interesting but it turned into a whole new level of funny. Thank you for that.
User avatar #169 to #94 - bloodspider
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lol, the crack spider's bitch.
#45 - finblob
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tfw im all itchy now
#8 - xrainbowdashx
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Australia mentioned in content
swell with spiders
User avatar #113 to #8 - ConorKluth
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Spriders?
User avatar #16 - Maroon
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I'm like 93% sure breathing in a spider is harmful...
User avatar #57 to #16 - narcissism
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Well that depends on the size...doesn't it?
inb4 that's what she said