Speak for yourself you nutjob
Anonymous 11/ 32 No 13771 an Huang: »
rato woods on camping my wrth college buddies
now ext Sarah
wk roommate Rachel
sachet was wand. very pews. always wore an old army racket that was too my on her, was haricut
she was orphaned at 14, refused to be adopted , bascally struck on on her own at 15, dd NOT We hang touched and tumor was that someone med to tape heheheh she was on her own, got tree We
through college because "tut orphan"
roommate Steve, the nerdy guy
Mend Fred; he was Japanese and hrs name wasnt actually Fred, we called because hrs year he dressed We Fred item Scoobiedoo
mered' s roommate an
wt had a repulsion as screener, but he was a really Mme guy, dd charity stun and would gave you the SW! orms back Before t really knew tum well, t called tum tor help when t got stranded on the romdude; he
drove three hours tn the maddie ortho hight to get the and he ddnt even know my name at the Mme
wt was a and a herd. so he was constantly us wrth and surival stun He once showed me some smoke grenades he' d tenant rato gas grenades Why? Because he
could
wt, needless to say, had never been tad tn hrs entire his
we all head rato the woods to stay at acabar Steve' s uncle had hunt
we get there and the cabin rs shrt
M' s made wrth exposed insulator, there are no mshdows. and onlything rooms ti DOES have a Nee stove though
set up bags on the old army cots tn the two 'bedrooms', strts tn one room, boys tn the other
we start ante tn the wood store to withthe place up and start about what we' re goong to do tn the
chm on top o? store
mered and all start tradng armed at one another; M' s an rs practially a warte and Fred rs so he thicke the Japanese Emma should have won WWII
Anonymous as Ranks ]
unaturally, Fred and an get along and that' s why they became roommates
Zchrls are Wanda out by than sums. except Rachel, who' s us attend playong wrth aleppo
wt needs to pee, only place to do rt re beared a bush
Zchrls go some reason and we can hearth's eggnog and warte mt squats beared the bush
Elenore them and laugh warte an tens Fred hrs ancestors werent haked enough and Fred calls mm anotha gaunt rounders
Zchrls suddenly come runnang back, about a stench
what em on. tuck
Mt smells We road km rotting tn the sun and somethang , We burnt copper or smoldered Alre
hen, dd Manama out ofyou?
wt squawks tn
we all head reside to get away from the stench
srtt and Fred then than armed at each other and move on to and the Holocaust
9% them a took that says they Mn neverwet lad, ever
suddenly, there' s a doud sneak outside the cabin
sounds We awoman bereg murdered
but and tanks at the door
srtt calmly announces, we aim, chm"
and droner resume
eventuated heads to bed
Anonymous ( ) 00 14 upton Ranks »
spend the next day and exploting
a pond, the strts (mus to wmm tn rt
steve pawns out that rte too cold to smut and the pond re stagnant tun:
wt suggests and t get out my 22 trna and we shoot at out empty chm can
eeveryone , except Rachel, whom sort of stands onto one ems playong wrth her tighter
wt suggests getting out hrs FAL and shooting wrth rt, but the strts dont want to shoot a my gun; he' s disappointed
M ddnt even know he' d brought rt, but thrs doesn' t me
backtrace cabin to play Rask
wt and Rachel end up wrrong us all out and ending tn a stalemate
Maight falls, we band a we tn the stove agaen
chattiest Yes, we' re THAT hated!
steve rs when ' s a doud Derrek outside
was was that another fox?"
wt reputes, "nope, that was a tabard' s death scream That' s the they make a sound, when them dying
wen, thanks , an
Charade:
suddenly, hotted stench we the cabin
Eeveryone comitatus and the strts retreat to then room to escape the smell
against the door to the cabin, We a knock
wwut
Steve callously opens the door to investigate
stood splattered on the door
coheres a dead, disemboweled, rabbet typng on the ground tight outside the door
std dd Max throw idead taunt! at outdoor?
steeped out, decade not totalt the strts
etsi happens, stench fades away and we all goto bed
Anonymous 11/ ( ) 00 23 Ranks »
Ctext day goes much the same as the net, . exploting
wrth Sarah [my Y) constantly
wed keeps hong on mt, who rs doang her bestjo make rt obious she' s hrs racest Amen ass
wt keeps poontang out edable plants and other group; t would suspect he was [typng to empress the strts. but he ALWAYS dd that Mud
Dtd you know most playong mantises are actually ?'
Wutwut
start agents tag tn the woods
cheat and combine tag wrth
gets rato rt
essentually, everyone has been descanted and tagged except an
where the tuck rs he?
save up and loudly shout tot mm to come out
stops out atthe tree we were all standing next to, grinning
sneaky motherducker
backto cabin
etsi plays Rask warte t make out wrth Sarah tn the back
suddenly. Steve tune tn and t yank my hand out other bra
Dude, what the new
on dd you do that?"
Dude, could we get some privacy hate?"
Mm, seiously, how dd you dothat?"
m' Yrye were outside tot all to come out t’
Mast how
Ne been tn here the whole tote and the only way tn or out trothe cabin re the Wont door
gremies rt as Matted prank Steve was tryingto pull on me
backto sexytime
my hand out other bra a second Mme when Fred comes tn and yells tot us to come here quack
Mm used now
Anonymous ( ) 00 32 Ranks »
s/ what the hen, guys?'
Staht Listeni"
M don' t hear anythang
Mrhat are yr
suddenly t heat averse out tn the woods
yak, all, game' s overt come on ow
we the exact phrase t shouted eagerer
whothe hett rs tn the woods repeating what t sad?
mered tanks at me and says, 'Dude, rt We you!"
whoever rt rs shouts agaen and rt really does sound Just We me
hett rs togethere?'
steve cracks the door open to peek outside, doesn' t see anythang
Wyto' s out theta?"
setence Then
all, game' s overt Come on ow
ll shrugs and steps outside
m haven What do you want?"
setence Maybe whoever rt rs ham thought thrs tat ahead
wt stands there tor a mrhare, then comes back reside
r' Dude, are you nuts? We dont know who could be out mete!"
Mn typical all Tasman. zero tucks were Even
Masterd, he calmly gets out hrs PAL, warch re the bigest trna we ever seen, and slaps a 30 round mp rato rt and chambers a round
he turns on the clapped on the barrel and walks outside
tft' m not back tn ten minutes, leave without me t’
sude, WW
Cl Anonymous 11/ " men No 13772156 Ranks
we wart, Steve standing watch at the door
we can see ants bobbing around tn the trees; we watch as he pauses, scans all around mm, then continues deeper woods
Bettet awhore, we cant see hrs tight through the trees anymore
sataa and Mt are getting scared and room. Rachel hangs out wrth us three guys as we wartier an to return
ktwenty minutes pass and no syn MEN
Matthus re stoke. rte notfunny t’
mered swears rte not nuke, or rt rt rs then all ddns tell tum about rt
M get my 22 trna and toad rt, Fred retrieves a Iowa item ants camping gear
steve and Rachel are strat standing atthe frontdoor
suddenly, Steve calls out "amt
tn new
mered and t come runnang backtrace door and took outside. we can drity see the silhouette reside the tree trna
all? What took you so tong?"
m new
start getting a creepy t/ the
What are you "
whatdo you want?"
hell? we want you to come back reside the cabin,
when we see aon tight bobbing around tn the trees, tn the derection an went
Mm suddenly deadened and portraits branded bythe manta than Ma gunshot goong to my head
sachet has produced a snubnose somewhere arthro horysheet and hrad a shot up rato the art
SWW have guns[ are, leave us the hen atone"
we cant see the Nuts out tn the darkness anymore, but the tight rs bobbing taster as the owner runs toward the cabin
wt bursts out trothe tree trna wrth hrs trna
Mehy are you strat here? t told you to leave fl took more than ten minutest We been hattah ' s
Cl Anonymous ( so ITCH No 13772211 Haunts »
Dude, where the hett were you?!"
was Following me down the tml, so t ten hooked to ambush rt, but rt went backhoe way t came twatted a dritte longer tn case rt was [typng the same thang. then t took mykroe cumrag back so t could
heat rt rt me agaen (F
he gaves us all minty took and says, "l told you to leave my ass fl was gone more than ten minutes It' s We you people have never seen these mamas before (F
wt and Sarah are reaked out overhue person us, and then the gunshot
swaps butthe spent round tn her anew one
Mm not sure she' s even old enough to legally own a handgun
wen. now we know how she handled on the streets as a homeless person
wt gathers us tn the Mont room and rasists on a happened
we eventually decade rte someone pranking us and them Just really good at And repeat the same phrases we shouted eagerer And rs tn the maddie nowhere screwing wrth some college
students
sight
we all eventually goto sleep, but t notaced an kept hrs trna arthro arm' s teach
we next was mind somethang or otherways rte kkm and rte guts splattered all overhue Want atthe cabin, an thought rt was ether a possum or raccoon
strts are thoroughly creeped out now and rasest on lemmon
sataa rs rte some senal Wet and the dead animate are or some sack gm
wt rent entirety the dead animate went tatt there by a bobcat or somethang, but rs itso there' s a person out tn the woods wrth us
steve and Fred don' t know WW rs goong on, but they dont It' s tunny
we all eventually decade we' re goingto m whoever rs messing wrth us and ketchem back
strts are too scared to leave the cabin
wt picturte Fred as hrs assistant and they spend the day booby traps, pus, and '' torn empty cans tun
steve recieves a hatchet Worn the wood we and nominates trothe Creepy cabin Squad, sence " hrs uncle' s place
bascally rehires turn and an becomes tam leader he seems We he knows what he' s doang
he and Fred then whateverman hen they were doang out tn the woods and we all srt around the table playong cards
Mme Mus really know howto play poker, excepteur, who waxes us out
suggests sanp poker, warch the strts veto
we wart
mand wart
mand wart some more
pant, t dont care how creepachu ************ re. whoever rs messing wrth us BETTER show up or m goingto be tuned
M regret that sentiment wholeheartedly
Cl Anonymous ( ) 01 13 : No 13772233 mph: »13772343
13772244
wet more sunset, an instructs Sarah and Mt to shelter tn then back room and has me and Rachel guard the door wrth outguns Fred and Steve, hang armed wrth a hatchet and hhuurr. are to guard the strts tn
the back warte we defend the Want door
m' What are you goong to be durum"
wt be up tn aims to ambush whoever rt rs. the/ ll be expecting us all to be noted up tn the cabin (C
re a terrable mes
wt remotes me and tens us not to shoot unless we know 100% tot sure rt rent turn
we disappears trees
motherducker
wt rs we awn! go home [sensable) and keeps asking how we know an andjust an ' s making shrt upto took good
mered rasists he knows what he' s doang
we hear a rattle item one of out perimeter alarms
M cracktwo door open. t cant see anythang outside
r' Wary' s out there?"
Cume on ow
Mt's my vows agaen
r' Whatthe hett are you? Come out where t can see your'
Hhol' s phrase, but my vows strat m seiously creeped out now
Cume out where t can see you!"
my , t step outside the door and shane at the trees
tthere' s someone standing tn the tree trna wrth then us
dressed the same as all, but they and the rte hart rs longer
Swim the hett are yawn"
Mm response
Saturn around so t can see yawn"
strat nothong. rt Just stood there
Mt have agust tn shoot reyou dont turn around?
say anythang. but whoever or whatever rt was started , We rt was raughing , but there was no sound
m' Ytou better leave us rs our property[ You getgetget out '
Mt was strat standing there wrth " backto us, but now rt was We rte hard to describe, but N' s We rt was under a strobe tight or somethang
M take a step forward. and my 22 armed at rt
Mao you hear ytte?'
Cl Anonymous ( ) 01 23 WEN homes »
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M was debating what to do next and wondeirng where the hett an was, when t smelled that stench agaen
Mt was so sudden and so tout, rt was We hang hrt tn the tace wrth a buck
M gagged atthe sunk Madam animat decomposing tn raw sewage and mold and my eyes watered
M tanked back atthe cabin atthe others and Rachel and Steve both shouted tn shock
M spun around and the was suddenly much closer, hardway between the tree trna and cabin, wrth rte back strat toward us
M scrambled backwards toward the cabin
M Mn neverforget what happened next
mered holds the over hrs head tn a gm: and, no shrt, screams "BANZAI"
out atthe cabin toward the creepy strobe tight person
wonder he gets along so well wrth ant. them BOTH crazy *************
runs past me, then over a prace and faceplants m, hrs bigass huts
we person rs We somethang re crawling around under rte skan and clothes, Rachel rs us to get back reside the cabin and wanha her around, and suddenly the nght rs shattered by a
BOOM!
we creeper heels: motposters
BOOM)
wen the gunshots rs an shriek
mlro banshee and a slowly towered rato agood chipper. rt wouldnt sound hattah doud as whateverman hen thrs scream was
we creepy person vanishes We they were never there
wt sprints rato new. swatches on the on hrs trna. and scans the [teams
Mt told you tarots to stay tn the "
Bettet some shouting back and forth. ant and Fred investigate outside warte the test Mus go back tn the cabin
some blood where the thang had been standing or at least they rte blood, because rte gulch black
contend any footprints anywhere, and otherthan the alarm that was shaken when wet appeared, none atthe boobytraps were trapped
Cl Anonymous ( 33 man No 13772396 Repose »
come back reside the cabin and the rest Mus have decoded " ******** . we' re getting the hen out "
wt calmly toads three rounds rato hrs magnetite to replace the ones he shot and asks rewe really want to toad out van tn the dark wrth that thang out there
roryod pom!
we all pack out shrt anyway so we can leave ants! tight
rs too keyed upto sleep and sats up
stench returns, teamdead animat and burning copper smell
m' What the hett rs that smell? Do you N' s the
r' Probably, but we ddn' t smert rt eagerer when rt war'
smacked rato the wall atthe cabin
sead setence as we all grasp weapons, makeshift or . and nervously testen
Bettet a tong moment. somethang thudd against the wall agaen
we dont more a musste
somethang began at the door, We slowly your nards down the length ortho door, then agaen alter the bottom
Wyto' s there?'
heist Come on mm"
Mt was Steve' s me thrs tme, and he tuned narsty when he heard rt
**** your who are you? What do you Want?
Game' s overt Come on mm"
mrhat' s when Rachel hrad a the door
separte the tn my ears, t could hear what sounded We the world' s as somethang screeched, hissed, spat, and slammed rato the door repeatedly
she med a second shot and the horse stopped
Bettet a tong, incontestable setence, we heard the screeching agaen. but tat the woods
wt opened the door and told everyone "get your shrt tn the van, we' re learing'
mas we started shrt van, t notaced ant had reappeared around the sade atthe cabin that the thumps on the wall had come hun
M tossed the tast o? my stutter the van, then followed
we tould out what had thumped against the wall
were were two on the sade ortho cabin. and underneath each was hands deer
sh tuck
Mt mam A DEER w HALF AND THREW THE HALVES AT THE CABIN
wt tatts me not to say anythang about rt because ratt scare the strts
Mm pretty sure them already scared, dude
we the others as they make one tasting: reside the cabin gotthe tast itout stun
wt grabs me bythe shoulder
Steve. go start the van ants, go wart tn the van wen get everythang etsi (C
we strts made no argument and got tn the van wrth Steve, learing ant. Fred, and me tn the cabin
Thtat' s utmost everythang Fred, you go back and make sure we have everythang t’
wen ant physcally pulled me and Fred out atthe cabin warte we gave mm a took
mand then t saw someone etsi tn the back atthe cabin. clothes We ans, up
tuck, rt was tn the cabin wrth us
wt Lurette pulled us out ortho cabin, and t pirated my trna at rt
M heard a pop We on and somethang smacked me tn the neg. t tanked down at my feet and saw
Ms that a grenade spoon?
M tanked must tn tme to see ant pull the pm (mm a second grenade, one ofthose my smoke grenade types, repeate the spoon wrth a pop, and throw rt rato the cabin
wen he shut the door and tucked the handle and the Steve' s keys and stepped back
we tanked at me and calmly sad, 'Therite Any second how t’
wen he pirated hrs trna atthe cabin and waned
steve got out atthe van and toned us, we were doang
suddenly. we heard that ungodly screeching agaen, thrs was item reside the cabin
Anonymous ( 52 men Nty_ Remus ]
Mt was We someone was a burlap sack tun ahangry lynxes who all had then balls tn a wee
wt calmly to Steve that he set the cabin on we wrth homemade thermite grenades he' d brought along on a camping derptor reasons that made sense ohayoo ant
Mrhat the tuck, man? l You set we to y uncle' s cabin? l"
Moey, my Rask set rs strat tn there too _ s Mitzi made rt even, somehow
we screeching gets even tamer and somethang slams rato the door, HARD
wt calmly dumps ten rounds at 308 rato the door and wall atthe cabin
we Inhuman shrieks get even tamer, smoke starts pouring torn door and we can see an orange the bullet notes
Man can we leave how
wan,“ ant casually responds "Need to make sure we dont burn the forest down too
Maude, forestw We can burn the whole state to the ground rt We that thang and anythang etsi We ratt
r" Also, t want to shoot rt rt rt breaks out atthe cabin so rt doesnt seek revenge won' t want thrs shatty horror mama to have a sequel
thrs makes sense, and because ants antrho as towe' tn a horror mums
shrieks and somethang repeatedly against the walls atthe cabin tor a good twenty minutes before Falling smut
we strts get out atthe van andean us as we watch the cabin burn to the ground
we heat torn the we re , and we' re standing away
we cabin thaw collapses and everyone but ant gets tn the van; he stands there watchdog rt burn, holding hrs trna We he strat expects some monster's come chargran out atthe roaring
M know tor a tact he' s goong to be bragging to the entire campus about how he stew a minuteswhen we get back
Anonymous 11/ ( M men Nty_
the cabin has burnt to the pawl that a crackling, smoldered we and ashes, not even a mm orange glow nschte tn the darkness
wt stretches hrs timbs, then gets tn the van and tatts Steve to time rato the town so we can get gas and breakfast
we arms tn a town Ann people an hour tater, and stop at a gas staion/ diner
mas we walk tn, comments that WWW were really tn a horror mums, he' d have at least earned a torn the heroine
sachet grabs mm bythe head and pulls mm rato the back atthe must/ gas staion
we dont see them agaen arterie' ordered breakfast and has armed
Monty have ants word (arms, but he dawns she pulled mm rato the bathroom and blew mm on the spot
been goong out ever sums, tor almost two years how
steve told hrs uncle that the cabin burned down because the wood stove got clogged or somethang and caught we
we uncle doesnt care wmm rt was a shatty cabin he bunt tn a schute weekend and must glad we' re all and ddn' t burn the woods down
barkshire, ' s uncle has gone camping there severot wuss sums, mostly derrig season, and hasn' t seen or heard anythang odd
the skeletal remarks ale deerlord tn to what' s tatt atthe cabin, that re
wt re the only one mitts crazy enough to go camping
r" Eh, you murder one creepy monster tn a hrs, you sort otiose any tearoom had atthe woods at Ham
you mob
And that' s my creepy / whateverman hen rt re story t have no wee rewe actually Wed rt or not, and m not around tn the burnt Vellum: outhit cabin tom out
29. 11. , ljxjlos
rato woods on camping my wrth college buddies
now ext Sarah
wk roommate Rachel
sachet was wand. very pews. always wore an old army racket that was too my on her, was haricut
she was orphaned at 14, refused to be adopted , bascally struck on on her own at 15, dd NOT We hang touched and tumor was that someone med to tape heheheh she was on her own, got tree We
through college because "tut orphan"
roommate Steve, the nerdy guy
Mend Fred; he was Japanese and hrs name wasnt actually Fred, we called because hrs year he dressed We Fred item Scoobiedoo
mered' s roommate an
wt had a repulsion as screener, but he was a really Mme guy, dd charity stun and would gave you the SW! orms back Before t really knew tum well, t called tum tor help when t got stranded on the romdude; he
drove three hours tn the maddie ortho hight to get the and he ddnt even know my name at the Mme
wt was a and a herd. so he was constantly us wrth and surival stun He once showed me some smoke grenades he' d tenant rato gas grenades Why? Because he
could
wt, needless to say, had never been tad tn hrs entire his
we all head rato the woods to stay at acabar Steve' s uncle had hunt
we get there and the cabin rs shrt
M' s made wrth exposed insulator, there are no mshdows. and onlything rooms ti DOES have a Nee stove though
set up bags on the old army cots tn the two 'bedrooms', strts tn one room, boys tn the other
we start ante tn the wood store to withthe place up and start about what we' re goong to do tn the
chm on top o? store
mered and all start tradng armed at one another; M' s an rs practially a warte and Fred rs so he thicke the Japanese Emma should have won WWII
Anonymous as Ranks ]
unaturally, Fred and an get along and that' s why they became roommates
Zchrls are Wanda out by than sums. except Rachel, who' s us attend playong wrth aleppo
wt needs to pee, only place to do rt re beared a bush
Zchrls go some reason and we can hearth's eggnog and warte mt squats beared the bush
Elenore them and laugh warte an tens Fred hrs ancestors werent haked enough and Fred calls mm anotha gaunt rounders
Zchrls suddenly come runnang back, about a stench
what em on. tuck
Mt smells We road km rotting tn the sun and somethang , We burnt copper or smoldered Alre
hen, dd Manama out ofyou?
wt squawks tn
we all head reside to get away from the stench
srtt and Fred then than armed at each other and move on to and the Holocaust
9% them a took that says they Mn neverwet lad, ever
suddenly, there' s a doud sneak outside the cabin
sounds We awoman bereg murdered
but and tanks at the door
srtt calmly announces, we aim, chm"
and droner resume
eventuated heads to bed
Anonymous ( ) 00 14 upton Ranks »
spend the next day and exploting
a pond, the strts (mus to wmm tn rt
steve pawns out that rte too cold to smut and the pond re stagnant tun:
wt suggests and t get out my 22 trna and we shoot at out empty chm can
eeveryone , except Rachel, whom sort of stands onto one ems playong wrth her tighter
wt suggests getting out hrs FAL and shooting wrth rt, but the strts dont want to shoot a my gun; he' s disappointed
M ddnt even know he' d brought rt, but thrs doesn' t me
backtrace cabin to play Rask
wt and Rachel end up wrrong us all out and ending tn a stalemate
Maight falls, we band a we tn the stove agaen
chattiest Yes, we' re THAT hated!
steve rs when ' s a doud Derrek outside
was was that another fox?"
wt reputes, "nope, that was a tabard' s death scream That' s the they make a sound, when them dying
wen, thanks , an
Charade:
suddenly, hotted stench we the cabin
Eeveryone comitatus and the strts retreat to then room to escape the smell
against the door to the cabin, We a knock
wwut
Steve callously opens the door to investigate
stood splattered on the door
coheres a dead, disemboweled, rabbet typng on the ground tight outside the door
std dd Max throw idead taunt! at outdoor?
steeped out, decade not totalt the strts
etsi happens, stench fades away and we all goto bed
Anonymous 11/ ( ) 00 23 Ranks »
Ctext day goes much the same as the net, . exploting
wrth Sarah [my Y) constantly
wed keeps hong on mt, who rs doang her bestjo make rt obious she' s hrs racest Amen ass
wt keeps poontang out edable plants and other group; t would suspect he was [typng to empress the strts. but he ALWAYS dd that Mud
Dtd you know most playong mantises are actually ?'
Wutwut
start agents tag tn the woods
cheat and combine tag wrth
gets rato rt
essentually, everyone has been descanted and tagged except an
where the tuck rs he?
save up and loudly shout tot mm to come out
stops out atthe tree we were all standing next to, grinning
sneaky motherducker
backto cabin
etsi plays Rask warte t make out wrth Sarah tn the back
suddenly. Steve tune tn and t yank my hand out other bra
Dude, what the new
on dd you do that?"
Dude, could we get some privacy hate?"
Mm, seiously, how dd you dothat?"
m' Yrye were outside tot all to come out t’
Mast how
Ne been tn here the whole tote and the only way tn or out trothe cabin re the Wont door
gremies rt as Matted prank Steve was tryingto pull on me
backto sexytime
my hand out other bra a second Mme when Fred comes tn and yells tot us to come here quack
Mm used now
Anonymous ( ) 00 32 Ranks »
s/ what the hen, guys?'
Staht Listeni"
M don' t hear anythang
Mrhat are yr
suddenly t heat averse out tn the woods
yak, all, game' s overt come on ow
we the exact phrase t shouted eagerer
whothe hett rs tn the woods repeating what t sad?
mered tanks at me and says, 'Dude, rt We you!"
whoever rt rs shouts agaen and rt really does sound Just We me
hett rs togethere?'
steve cracks the door open to peek outside, doesn' t see anythang
Wyto' s out theta?"
setence Then
all, game' s overt Come on ow
ll shrugs and steps outside
m haven What do you want?"
setence Maybe whoever rt rs ham thought thrs tat ahead
wt stands there tor a mrhare, then comes back reside
r' Dude, are you nuts? We dont know who could be out mete!"
Mn typical all Tasman. zero tucks were Even
Masterd, he calmly gets out hrs PAL, warch re the bigest trna we ever seen, and slaps a 30 round mp rato rt and chambers a round
he turns on the clapped on the barrel and walks outside
tft' m not back tn ten minutes, leave without me t’
sude, WW
Cl Anonymous 11/ " men No 13772156 Ranks
we wart, Steve standing watch at the door
we can see ants bobbing around tn the trees; we watch as he pauses, scans all around mm, then continues deeper woods
Bettet awhore, we cant see hrs tight through the trees anymore
sataa and Mt are getting scared and room. Rachel hangs out wrth us three guys as we wartier an to return
ktwenty minutes pass and no syn MEN
Matthus re stoke. rte notfunny t’
mered swears rte not nuke, or rt rt rs then all ddns tell tum about rt
M get my 22 trna and toad rt, Fred retrieves a Iowa item ants camping gear
steve and Rachel are strat standing atthe frontdoor
suddenly, Steve calls out "amt
tn new
mered and t come runnang backtrace door and took outside. we can drity see the silhouette reside the tree trna
all? What took you so tong?"
m new
start getting a creepy t/ the
What are you "
whatdo you want?"
hell? we want you to come back reside the cabin,
when we see aon tight bobbing around tn the trees, tn the derection an went
Mm suddenly deadened and portraits branded bythe manta than Ma gunshot goong to my head
sachet has produced a snubnose somewhere arthro horysheet and hrad a shot up rato the art
SWW have guns[ are, leave us the hen atone"
we cant see the Nuts out tn the darkness anymore, but the tight rs bobbing taster as the owner runs toward the cabin
wt bursts out trothe tree trna wrth hrs trna
Mehy are you strat here? t told you to leave fl took more than ten minutest We been hattah ' s
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Dude, where the hett were you?!"
was Following me down the tml, so t ten hooked to ambush rt, but rt went backhoe way t came twatted a dritte longer tn case rt was [typng the same thang. then t took mykroe cumrag back so t could
heat rt rt me agaen (F
he gaves us all minty took and says, "l told you to leave my ass fl was gone more than ten minutes It' s We you people have never seen these mamas before (F
wt and Sarah are reaked out overhue person us, and then the gunshot
swaps butthe spent round tn her anew one
Mm not sure she' s even old enough to legally own a handgun
wen. now we know how she handled on the streets as a homeless person
wt gathers us tn the Mont room and rasists on a happened
we eventually decade rte someone pranking us and them Just really good at And repeat the same phrases we shouted eagerer And rs tn the maddie nowhere screwing wrth some college
students
sight
we all eventually goto sleep, but t notaced an kept hrs trna arthro arm' s teach
we next was mind somethang or otherways rte kkm and rte guts splattered all overhue Want atthe cabin, an thought rt was ether a possum or raccoon
strts are thoroughly creeped out now and rasest on lemmon
sataa rs rte some senal Wet and the dead animate are or some sack gm
wt rent entirety the dead animate went tatt there by a bobcat or somethang, but rs itso there' s a person out tn the woods wrth us
steve and Fred don' t know WW rs goong on, but they dont It' s tunny
we all eventually decade we' re goingto m whoever rs messing wrth us and ketchem back
strts are too scared to leave the cabin
wt picturte Fred as hrs assistant and they spend the day booby traps, pus, and '' torn empty cans tun
steve recieves a hatchet Worn the wood we and nominates trothe Creepy cabin Squad, sence " hrs uncle' s place
bascally rehires turn and an becomes tam leader he seems We he knows what he' s doang
he and Fred then whateverman hen they were doang out tn the woods and we all srt around the table playong cards
Mme Mus really know howto play poker, excepteur, who waxes us out
suggests sanp poker, warch the strts veto
we wart
mand wart
mand wart some more
pant, t dont care how creepachu ************ re. whoever rs messing wrth us BETTER show up or m goingto be tuned
M regret that sentiment wholeheartedly
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wet more sunset, an instructs Sarah and Mt to shelter tn then back room and has me and Rachel guard the door wrth outguns Fred and Steve, hang armed wrth a hatchet and hhuurr. are to guard the strts tn
the back warte we defend the Want door
m' What are you goong to be durum"
wt be up tn aims to ambush whoever rt rs. the/ ll be expecting us all to be noted up tn the cabin (C
re a terrable mes
wt remotes me and tens us not to shoot unless we know 100% tot sure rt rent turn
we disappears trees
motherducker
wt rs we awn! go home [sensable) and keeps asking how we know an andjust an ' s making shrt upto took good
mered rasists he knows what he' s doang
we hear a rattle item one of out perimeter alarms
M cracktwo door open. t cant see anythang outside
r' Wary' s out there?"
Cume on ow
Mt's my vows agaen
r' Whatthe hett are you? Come out where t can see your'
Hhol' s phrase, but my vows strat m seiously creeped out now
Cume out where t can see you!"
my , t step outside the door and shane at the trees
tthere' s someone standing tn the tree trna wrth then us
dressed the same as all, but they and the rte hart rs longer
Swim the hett are yawn"
Mm response
Saturn around so t can see yawn"
strat nothong. rt Just stood there
Mt have agust tn shoot reyou dont turn around?
say anythang. but whoever or whatever rt was started , We rt was raughing , but there was no sound
m' Ytou better leave us rs our property[ You getgetget out '
Mt was strat standing there wrth " backto us, but now rt was We rte hard to describe, but N' s We rt was under a strobe tight or somethang
M take a step forward. and my 22 armed at rt
Mao you hear ytte?'
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M was debating what to do next and wondeirng where the hett an was, when t smelled that stench agaen
Mt was so sudden and so tout, rt was We hang hrt tn the tace wrth a buck
M gagged atthe sunk Madam animat decomposing tn raw sewage and mold and my eyes watered
M tanked back atthe cabin atthe others and Rachel and Steve both shouted tn shock
M spun around and the was suddenly much closer, hardway between the tree trna and cabin, wrth rte back strat toward us
M scrambled backwards toward the cabin
M Mn neverforget what happened next
mered holds the over hrs head tn a gm: and, no shrt, screams "BANZAI"
out atthe cabin toward the creepy strobe tight person
wonder he gets along so well wrth ant. them BOTH crazy *************
runs past me, then over a prace and faceplants m, hrs bigass huts
we person rs We somethang re crawling around under rte skan and clothes, Rachel rs us to get back reside the cabin and wanha her around, and suddenly the nght rs shattered by a
BOOM!
we creeper heels: motposters
BOOM)
wen the gunshots rs an shriek
mlro banshee and a slowly towered rato agood chipper. rt wouldnt sound hattah doud as whateverman hen thrs scream was
we creepy person vanishes We they were never there
wt sprints rato new. swatches on the on hrs trna. and scans the [teams
Mt told you tarots to stay tn the "
Bettet some shouting back and forth. ant and Fred investigate outside warte the test Mus go back tn the cabin
some blood where the thang had been standing or at least they rte blood, because rte gulch black
contend any footprints anywhere, and otherthan the alarm that was shaken when wet appeared, none atthe boobytraps were trapped
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come back reside the cabin and the rest Mus have decoded " ******** . we' re getting the hen out "
wt calmly toads three rounds rato hrs magnetite to replace the ones he shot and asks rewe really want to toad out van tn the dark wrth that thang out there
roryod pom!
we all pack out shrt anyway so we can leave ants! tight
rs too keyed upto sleep and sats up
stench returns, teamdead animat and burning copper smell
m' What the hett rs that smell? Do you N' s the
r' Probably, but we ddn' t smert rt eagerer when rt war'
smacked rato the wall atthe cabin
sead setence as we all grasp weapons, makeshift or . and nervously testen
Bettet a tong moment. somethang thudd against the wall agaen
we dont more a musste
somethang began at the door, We slowly your nards down the length ortho door, then agaen alter the bottom
Wyto' s there?'
heist Come on mm"
Mt was Steve' s me thrs tme, and he tuned narsty when he heard rt
**** your who are you? What do you Want?
Game' s overt Come on mm"
mrhat' s when Rachel hrad a the door
separte the tn my ears, t could hear what sounded We the world' s as somethang screeched, hissed, spat, and slammed rato the door repeatedly
she med a second shot and the horse stopped
Bettet a tong, incontestable setence, we heard the screeching agaen. but tat the woods
wt opened the door and told everyone "get your shrt tn the van, we' re learing'
mas we started shrt van, t notaced ant had reappeared around the sade atthe cabin that the thumps on the wall had come hun
M tossed the tast o? my stutter the van, then followed
we tould out what had thumped against the wall
were were two on the sade ortho cabin. and underneath each was hands deer
sh tuck
Mt mam A DEER w HALF AND THREW THE HALVES AT THE CABIN
wt tatts me not to say anythang about rt because ratt scare the strts
Mm pretty sure them already scared, dude
we the others as they make one tasting: reside the cabin gotthe tast itout stun
wt grabs me bythe shoulder
Steve. go start the van ants, go wart tn the van wen get everythang etsi (C
we strts made no argument and got tn the van wrth Steve, learing ant. Fred, and me tn the cabin
Thtat' s utmost everythang Fred, you go back and make sure we have everythang t’
wen ant physcally pulled me and Fred out atthe cabin warte we gave mm a took
mand then t saw someone etsi tn the back atthe cabin. clothes We ans, up
tuck, rt was tn the cabin wrth us
wt Lurette pulled us out ortho cabin, and t pirated my trna at rt
M heard a pop We on and somethang smacked me tn the neg. t tanked down at my feet and saw
Ms that a grenade spoon?
M tanked must tn tme to see ant pull the pm (mm a second grenade, one ofthose my smoke grenade types, repeate the spoon wrth a pop, and throw rt rato the cabin
wen he shut the door and tucked the handle and the Steve' s keys and stepped back
we tanked at me and calmly sad, 'Therite Any second how t’
wen he pirated hrs trna atthe cabin and waned
steve got out atthe van and toned us, we were doang
suddenly. we heard that ungodly screeching agaen, thrs was item reside the cabin
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Mt was We someone was a burlap sack tun ahangry lynxes who all had then balls tn a wee
wt calmly to Steve that he set the cabin on we wrth homemade thermite grenades he' d brought along on a camping derptor reasons that made sense ohayoo ant
Mrhat the tuck, man? l You set we to y uncle' s cabin? l"
Moey, my Rask set rs strat tn there too _ s Mitzi made rt even, somehow
we screeching gets even tamer and somethang slams rato the door, HARD
wt calmly dumps ten rounds at 308 rato the door and wall atthe cabin
we Inhuman shrieks get even tamer, smoke starts pouring torn door and we can see an orange the bullet notes
Man can we leave how
wan,“ ant casually responds "Need to make sure we dont burn the forest down too
Maude, forestw We can burn the whole state to the ground rt We that thang and anythang etsi We ratt
r" Also, t want to shoot rt rt rt breaks out atthe cabin so rt doesnt seek revenge won' t want thrs shatty horror mama to have a sequel
thrs makes sense, and because ants antrho as towe' tn a horror mums
shrieks and somethang repeatedly against the walls atthe cabin tor a good twenty minutes before Falling smut
we strts get out atthe van andean us as we watch the cabin burn to the ground
we heat torn the we re , and we' re standing away
we cabin thaw collapses and everyone but ant gets tn the van; he stands there watchdog rt burn, holding hrs trna We he strat expects some monster's come chargran out atthe roaring
M know tor a tact he' s goong to be bragging to the entire campus about how he stew a minuteswhen we get back
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the cabin has burnt to the pawl that a crackling, smoldered we and ashes, not even a mm orange glow nschte tn the darkness
wt stretches hrs timbs, then gets tn the van and tatts Steve to time rato the town so we can get gas and breakfast
we arms tn a town Ann people an hour tater, and stop at a gas staion/ diner
mas we walk tn, comments that WWW were really tn a horror mums, he' d have at least earned a torn the heroine
sachet grabs mm bythe head and pulls mm rato the back atthe must/ gas staion
we dont see them agaen arterie' ordered breakfast and has armed
Monty have ants word (arms, but he dawns she pulled mm rato the bathroom and blew mm on the spot
been goong out ever sums, tor almost two years how
steve told hrs uncle that the cabin burned down because the wood stove got clogged or somethang and caught we
we uncle doesnt care wmm rt was a shatty cabin he bunt tn a schute weekend and must glad we' re all and ddn' t burn the woods down
barkshire, ' s uncle has gone camping there severot wuss sums, mostly derrig season, and hasn' t seen or heard anythang odd
the skeletal remarks ale deerlord tn to what' s tatt atthe cabin, that re
wt re the only one mitts crazy enough to go camping
r" Eh, you murder one creepy monster tn a hrs, you sort otiose any tearoom had atthe woods at Ham
you mob
And that' s my creepy / whateverman hen rt re story t have no wee rewe actually Wed rt or not, and m not around tn the burnt Vellum: outhit cabin tom out
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