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Soviet Bear

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#19 - unicornattacks (05/09/2014) [-]
Did... did he win?
Did... did he win?
User avatar #78 to #19 - earlploddington (05/09/2014) [-]
There's been no word from tumblr on the matter so we'll have to wait and see
User avatar #81 to #78 - mathes (05/09/2014) [-]
Except that it's from Reddit
User avatar #82 to #81 - earlploddington (05/09/2014) [-]
That's all well and good but I don't go on Reddit

So the only way I'll find out about it is if I see it on Tumblr or here and usually tumblr gets there first
User avatar #120 to #2 - zebanktoon (05/09/2014) [-]
Dear god, I don't laugh at things very often but this has be barking like a retarded seal.
User avatar #60 to #2 - logicstrike ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
why would anyone even imagine doing that, that's ******* brilliantly disgustingly fantastic
#3 to #2 - nebuelaeus (05/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #66 to #2 - legamethatyoulost (05/09/2014) [-]
"10/10 like Skyrim with **** " -IGN
User avatar #6 to #2 - palinomana (05/09/2014) [-]
Good lord, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
User avatar #10 to #2 - adu (05/09/2014) [-]
Completely unrelated to the content, but I don't even care. That was one of the best 4chan stories of all time.
#26 - maddboiy ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #55 to #26 - thunderpony (05/09/2014) [-]
i want this as a poster
#96 to #26 - bringthelulz (05/09/2014) [-]
This is my new favorite wallpaper. Thank you!
#119 to #26 - daemascus (05/09/2014) [-]
2560 by 1080? i would love you hard babay
#9 - monswine (05/09/2014) [-]
You guys call "student council" "stuco"? I have never, ever, encountered that term before.
You guys call "student council" "stuco"? I have never, ever, encountered that term before.
User avatar #47 to #9 - batmanbeyonddgrave (05/09/2014) [-]
that's so weird, but when i was in student council, we called it stuco, and every school i went to after that was baffled by the term... (not op)
User avatar #48 to #9 - DmOnZ (05/09/2014) [-]
Took me a while to figure out what it was. In my HS we were the called the Board of Student Events, Administration, and Discipline... or "The Board" for short. It always carried an ominous tone when other students talked about us; kinda wish the Higher Ups had just friggin' called it Student Council.
User avatar #67 to #9 - psyosis (05/09/2014) [-]
We called ours StudCo, but APPARENTLY some faculty found it inappropriate so they banned the name from use on shirts and stuff during StudCo week.
#68 to #9 - holmesc (05/09/2014) [-]
Ours call it stuco, it's more common then you think even though it's below the majority.
User avatar #97 to #9 - omnomonramen (05/09/2014) [-]
always called it stuco at my school in the south.
#11 to #9 - John Cena (05/09/2014) [-]
yep, whole time reading that I was reading it as "stucco" and then towards the end I figured it was maybe an abbreviation for a community college, like DelCo (DE Community College)

i refuse to admit i didn't realize it was student council until i hit the comment. re. fuse.
#23 - elaxx (05/09/2014) [-]
All Russian-speaking FJers just cringed. Obvious Google translate.

Beside my faggotry above, the guy who made this is a pure genius and deserves all the votes.
User avatar #59 to #23 - oaaaa (05/09/2014) [-]
what does the russian text say?
#64 to #59 - elaxx (05/09/2014) [-]
"If you can read this, evaluate Soviet Bear" with Soviet Bear being in a wrong case.
"If you can read this, evaluate Soviet Bear" with Soviet Bear being in a wrong case.
#129 to #64 - John Cena (05/10/2014) [-]
He looks like he had a giggle
User avatar #41 to #23 - drtrousersnake (05/09/2014) [-]
Blending in with the Russians (Dota 2) i have had some bad experience with Russians trying to speak English. Video is a typical game of dota with russians, brazillians, peruvians, and all the other people that refuse to play on their native servers
#43 to #41 - elaxx (05/09/2014) [-]
I feel you, man. Had similar experience and I just don't understand people who try to play on the international servers without the ability to even form a ******* sentence in English or without even trying to improve.
User avatar #124 to #43 - drtrousersnake (05/09/2014) [-]
the worst situation i have experienced was like a year ago:
im playing on U.S. west (as i live in California), im at about 700 wins
It's AP and I felt like trying something new (i usually play support or offlane) so I pick sniper and call "either bot or mid"
little did i know, i got on a team with 2 brazilians(in a party), 1 mexican and 1 russian.
Br #1 picks SF and types "mid or fed"
Russian picks ursa
mexican picks lycan (this is right after lycan got his wolves nerfed)
Br #2 randoms lich
So our team comp consist of 4 carries and one support, with no stuns

Enemy team has luna earthshaker and vs top, pudge mid and a solo weaver. At the end of the game i checked and the person 1st and 5th people on the team were friends, so it was a premade 5 man.

Start of the game, lich gets boots,circlet and some tangos. No courier so i end up buying it. both ursa and lycan both decide they want jungle and head towards bot. I end up as solo sniper top against the tri-lane. They dive me hard early but i barely live. 2 minutes in i hear "first blood" followed by "double kill", and "triple kill". Weaver killed lich, ursa and lycan. 2 seconds later I hear "ultra kill". I still have all 3 people top pudge is still mid. (how it happened after watching the replay, i learned that lycan gave up on jungling because ursa basically followed him around and stole all his last hits and went bot with lich. lich didnt get points into sacrifice but still spammed his lvl 1 q on weaver when he wasn't autoattacking creeps. All three of them tried to go after weaver and he killed them one at a time. Weaver was low and SF had a haste rune so he dove him 3 towers trying to get the kill and died )
weaver got a 10 minute radiance and the enemy team didnt want to push, just farm and kill us. game lasted 50 minutes of them insta-killing us if they ever got vision.
#51 to #23 - bval ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Fix'd.
ЕСЛИ ВЫ МОЖЕТЕ ЧИТАТЬ ЭТОТ ТЕСКТ, ПРОГОЛОСУЙТЕ ЗА СОВЕТСКОГО МЕДВЕДЯ
JESLI VY MOZHETE CHITAT' ETOT TEKST, PROGOLOSUJTE ZA SOVETSKOVO MEDVEDJA

You have no idea how difficult it was to type out the transcription, considering how the Russian keyboard is different than qwerty. This kept happening: tckb ds vj;tnt xbnfnm 'njn ntrcn6 ghjujkjceqnt pf cjdtncrjuj vtldtlz
User avatar #99 to #51 - russianexplain (05/09/2014) [-]
The thing with writing in Russian without using the Russian alphabet is writing the letters the way you hear, it my friend would pronounce the first word as Jesli "JES/LI" so I would write it like this instead : "Yesli vi mojite chitat etot text... .... Medvedya"
#13 - John Cena (05/09/2014) [-]
10/10 would vote for soviet bear
#57 - hiukuss (05/09/2014) [-]
Soviet Bear 2016
#111 to #57 - John Cena (05/09/2014) [-]
Can you make/post one of these but without the text?
#75 - dubstepforme (05/09/2014) [-]
please tell me soviet bear won this election
please tell me soviet bear won this election
User avatar #89 to #75 - DiabloStrawhat (05/09/2014) [-]
I sure hope so, those other posters are ******* obnoxious
#1 - ghostymudy ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Did he win?
User avatar #35 to #1 - stenchschleifs (05/09/2014) [-]
Nobody questions Soviet bear, soviet bear will always win election.
User avatar #84 to #46 - schneidend (05/09/2014) [-]
I read somewhere that said name would actually be likely if the last and middle names were switched.
#4 - axeul (05/09/2014) [-]
#36 - John Cena (05/09/2014) [-]
Spread the word
#72 to #36 - John Cena (05/09/2014) [-]
"Communism? More like cummunism, amirite?"

Ronald Reagon, probably.
#73 to #72 - John Cena (05/09/2014) [-]
Looks like I can't spell Reagan properly.
#38 - romar (05/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #70 to #38 - createdjustnow (05/09/2014) [-]
i love this gif
#98 - thelastelephant (05/09/2014) [-]
You have my vote, Comrade!
#34 - warlockrichard (05/09/2014) [-]
AHH MOTHERLAND!
#24 - ComradeBritish (05/09/2014) [-]
Ah, but what are his policies on Chechnya?
#28 to #24 - angelusprimus (05/09/2014) [-]
Good soviet policies.
Take Chechens, move then to Siberia, then Russians in house of pyple you moved.
There, Chechenya russian. always been russian. No ask questions.
#37 - thefunnyside (05/09/2014) [-]
DID HE WIN?

I MUST KNOW
User avatar #31 - VincentKing ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
I dont even know where this is, and yet I will still vote for soviet bear
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