south park s19e04 in a nutshell
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#1
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zombietronexe [OP]ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-] wall of text
So you're one of the yelpers special blessed,
You demand a restaurants' very best.
Well their gonna treat you special,
I'm telling you chum.
Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, that's called the yelpers special.
Boogers and cum, say what's that on your pretzel?
Your online critiques are real useful to some,
Now have a good time eating boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, someone farted on your salad.
Boogers and cum, but your decor critiques are valid.
You think you're special like you ain't number one,
Well there's a whole lot of special in boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, how 'bout some feces with your flounder?
Boogers and cum, you like that queefy quarter pounder?
[yelper] What's that spice that feels tangy on my tongue?
[waiter] Oh that's the yuzu pepper, (walks away and says softly) along with some boogers and cum.
[David] Here you are sir.
[Cartman] Thank you David that's good service.
[David] I will bring you food every day my friend.
[Cartman] Mmm is that a Jalapeño cream sauce?
[David] Yes my father made it just for you.
[Cartman] Hmm, it's tart but savory.
Boogers and cum, being a food critic's easy.
Boogers and cum, oh you feel a little queasy?
Do you need a diagnosis, well the doctors' got one.
[doctor] Your stomach seems to be filled with boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, piss in your potatoes.
Boogers and cum, some guys' **** on your tomatoes.
Alright fancy food critics looks like you've won,
Now please enjoy all the booo-hooo-geeers booo-hooo-geeers annnd cuuummm.
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So you're one of the yelpers special blessed,
You demand a restaurants' very best.
Well their gonna treat you special,
I'm telling you chum.
Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, that's called the yelpers special.
Boogers and cum, say what's that on your pretzel?
Your online critiques are real useful to some,
Now have a good time eating boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, someone farted on your salad.
Boogers and cum, but your decor critiques are valid.
You think you're special like you ain't number one,
Well there's a whole lot of special in boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, how 'bout some feces with your flounder?
Boogers and cum, you like that queefy quarter pounder?
[yelper] What's that spice that feels tangy on my tongue?
[waiter] Oh that's the yuzu pepper, (walks away and says softly) along with some boogers and cum.
[David] Here you are sir.
[Cartman] Thank you David that's good service.
[David] I will bring you food every day my friend.
[Cartman] Mmm is that a Jalapeño cream sauce?
[David] Yes my father made it just for you.
[Cartman] Hmm, it's tart but savory.
Boogers and cum, being a food critic's easy.
Boogers and cum, oh you feel a little queasy?
Do you need a diagnosis, well the doctors' got one.
[doctor] Your stomach seems to be filled with boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, piss in your potatoes.
Boogers and cum, some guys' **** on your tomatoes.
Alright fancy food critics looks like you've won,
Now please enjoy all the booo-hooo-geeers booo-hooo-geeers annnd cuuummm.
#9
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tealkangaroo ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-] What's hated more is people with annoying dietary "requirements" demanding special meals. Had a lady at my work say as she's being served that she could "only eat greenery" because she was "vegan, allergic to nuts and won't eat fruits"... At a seafood-focused restaurant.
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thechosentroll (10/16/2015) [-] Who the hell goes to a seafood place, expecting greenery? That's like going to a mexican restaurant and saying you're allergic to peppers.
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tealkangaroo ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-] we also do other stuff but it's primarily sea food, the head chef ended up throwing something together himself because we didn't have anything on the menu she could eat
she then complained she didn't want to pay full price for it
she then complained she didn't want to pay full price for it
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thechosentroll (10/16/2015) [-] I wish it were legal to punch people like those in the throat. I can understand having some requirements for your food, but refusing to ******* pay after someone put in the extra effort of doing THAT seems a bit too much.
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zombietronexe [OP]ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-] people like that shouldn't be allowed to breath
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belshir (10/16/2015) [-] halfway through the cooking of this womans snail and mushroom pie this woman asks me if we can take out the mushrooms because she is deathly allergic, even a hint of it say "in the sauce" will close her throat up, if its a matter of life and death why not tell me on ordering not halfway through the chefs cooking the most expensive meal on the menu
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mastercolossus (10/16/2015) [-]
they forgot about businesses that threatened to tack on extra charges for bad reviews.
